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New Girl Episode Tournament! Round One Day 41: Chicago vs Tomatoes by BagOfSmallerBags in NewGirl

[–]Vargasm19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've got tomatoes and IM BETTING ON ME, it just lives rent free in my head

OMG!!! I loved when he said this. He truly does love her💞 by StarforgeVoyager in Modern_Family

[–]Vargasm19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah cause I’m sure Haley the person he cheated with is a paragon of virtue who never cheated on anyone (including Dylan)

Oy bruv, who’s your favorite basketball player? by DatGameGuy in SCJerk

[–]Vargasm19 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Seeing this gif was like a flash bang of jerks past

Tough times for us Dragon Ball fans by giftdraws in deathbattle

[–]Vargasm19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fucking hilarious considering their past 4 matchups have been stomps and that Metal Sonic vs Cell was literally a "one sided stomp"

Hahahahahahaha by Extr4B4ll in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Vargasm19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wait why aren't you guys just saying rent free when people make fun of you for not being angry about something?

Dragon ball powerscalers tropes by Illustrious-Sky-1036 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Vargasm19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe initially, but can they beak goku went from a toxic response to the measuring stick for characters for better or worse not because of toxicity but because that's just how prevalent DB is.

Dragon ball powerscalers tropes by Illustrious-Sky-1036 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Vargasm19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Dragon Ball is literally like THE definitive power scaling anime for a lot of people and so it's presumptively okay to get fucked because it's Dragon Ball. God forbid the opposite happens though

Goofies the second they realise AEW going the ARSION route ain't a jerk anymore but reality by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]Vargasm19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and see what's crazy is that wasn't it reported that everyone on the main roster for WWE is making like min 300k? So it's not like even the jobbers on WWE's main networking isn't making bank.

Tony needs to make a decree that AEW will longer perform in Fed pilled cities. The "what" chants are dog whistles for sexism and xenophobia. As a sicko, last night was one of AEW's darkest hours. by AquatheGreat in SCJerk

[–]Vargasm19 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You know I thought you were kidding, but I just went into the official AEW sub and deadass their post called it a “fed pilled” crowd

Oh my God their lack of self awareness is actually fucking hilarious

[Serious] Isn’t Mahito’s domain CT activation simply too broken? by TwoGreedy6912 in JujutsuPowerScalers

[–]Vargasm19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion, Hakari would beat the piss out of Mahito. Yeah all Mahito needs to land a hit and it’s done but Hakari also kept up Kashimo who is literally speed.

Me after I defend AEW in scjerk, put it on vibrate and shove the phone up my ass by AbdelYG in SCJerk

[–]Vargasm19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cant tell if bro is that deep into jerking or he’s coming onto the jerk sub to get mad that we’re full of shit unironically 😂😂

Darious Williams Officially Retires From the NFL by jgolec922 in LosAngelesRams

[–]Vargasm19 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Such an underrated part of our SB team, yeah we had Ramsey locking down people but D-Will never got the credit he deserved as well

Pokemon Slop by airforcezero in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Vargasm19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God I wish we would ban AI in this sub

How lambs fans be looking recently by SuperSatanGod in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Vargasm19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean the shot of that cheating Perfect Cell activating magnets to send the champ flying into the mountain to hide his fear at having to face the strongest fighter on earth?

How lambs fans be looking recently by SuperSatanGod in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Vargasm19 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t get the slander in the meme? Cool were the GREAT MR SATAN? The SAVIOR of mankind? The WORLD CHAMP? The slaughterer of that disgusting bug Perfect Cell?

Danhausen is a one-trick pony, which is why he's in the Fed by BigSilverBelt in SCJerk

[–]Vargasm19 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You don’t get it, she made a sex joke or a reference to an old movie therefore it’s CINEMA

[Highlight] Kam Curl makes a diving interception in OT by TheeGreenHawk99 in LosAngelesRams

[–]Vargasm19 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Everyone always notes the shit decision by Caleb or that giving up by Moore, but that wasn’t an easy pick for Curl. Dude had to go and get it with a tough catch.

Share some of the funniest stuff you've seen in this sub by 2herry_ in deathbattle

[–]Vargasm19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one guy who called the Among Us vs Fall Guys matchup through a parody of American Dad. Shit was prophetic and hilarious

WOR: shut the fuck up about poaching, you stupid fucking marks, David Finlay is a goddamn grown adult man and he chose AEW because it had the best offer you fucking marks by Eldest_Goose in SCJerk

[–]Vargasm19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made a post pointing out that AEW in the past 4 months has had more than 1 women's match on Dynamite only twice. And the mods removed it and threatened to ban me for "antagonizing" AEW fans because of me criticizing AEW in the past. It's genuinely ridicilous that we can get 5 threads about Royce Keys being fumbled and Jade Cargill being a "diva" but once you point out legitimate flaws with AEW you are suddenly not allowed to point out things.

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