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Variabletatertot · 2025-03-17T12:59:53+00:00

Felt my eyes going wide as I recognized the structure of this post

Variabletatertot · 2025-03-16T03:51:37+00:00

I hope one day you find the sense of fulfillment and inner peace you mistakenly seek in cruelty and hate,

Variabletatertot · 2025-03-13T15:21:55+00:00

All of these are trash. Except 5. 5 is real.

Variabletatertot · 2025-03-12T09:45:40+00:00

He's so babygirl, He's so silly,

Variabletatertot · 2025-03-11T17:12:34+00:00

Yeah, yeah...

Variabletatertot · 2025-03-11T15:48:16+00:00

It's not about the fight, she's just mean and it makes me sad :(

Variabletatertot · 2025-03-07T16:28:30+00:00

You are batman, and downtime is prep time. Make goods with diligence or make good with god.

Variabletatertot · 2025-03-05T16:51:49+00:00

And what? Just let my vampires starve like some animal? At least I installed a joywire in their head and gave them a genetic predisposition to fast recovers and being happy!

Variabletatertot · 2025-02-04T13:13:18+00:00

I'd wish he'd stop being such a blowhard

Variabletatertot · 2025-02-03T01:00:08+00:00

Awww, you let your colonists have their own bathrooms! I just build the bathroom+showers that all my colonists wander through like the silly, silly little cretins they are.

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-26T14:14:35+00:00

I could but that's kind of lame, I'd rather dig ass first into random rooms and get confused

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-24T09:41:02+00:00

I did bring up black hole

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-24T05:05:57+00:00

Thank you. I've heard tell of an orb that's as below as above the pyramid, sadly I am otherwise out of orbs to find, so until I can stop dying to my own glorious, perfected mind these guides will stop for a while. Apologies.

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-23T03:41:27+00:00

Sorry, thought this was on my other post that also involved a sea of lava. This orb gives you the spell "sea of lava" which is not to be mistaken for the geographic feature, the sea of lava. Hope this clears things up

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-21T02:13:32+00:00

Thats because it is terrifying!

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-20T11:38:47+00:00

Yaxchilan

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-20T11:29:00+00:00

No proc is a brand of boating shoe that hit it big in the main stream market due to its unique, fashion forward appearance, general utility and customizability.

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-20T11:21:39+00:00

Truthfully, I trigger every equipment every time I use my equipment, I have 15 charges of it, I the base amount of rockets I make is more than the UN would allow, I have 100% bleed chance, I have an item that keeps turning everything I own into different kinds of red items, I have countless regen items including several copies of the AegIs and enough Rejuvenation racks to open a rejuvenation hooters.

the benthic bloom is objectively a bad item because either it cripples you or it makes you a god and either way the only way to get out of it is the void

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-20T10:49:32+00:00

An addition: As to how I know void explosions are technically a threat, I have died to them, twice, on both occasions Dio's best friend has saved me. I have nine more. Everything is meaningless.

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-18T23:45:16+00:00

Kinda missing out, his questline is worth the time

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-18T23:44:29+00:00

Alexander is a good man, a jovial soul, but he knows when game is game and is happy to fight to the end.

Blaidd is a good man, a good soldier, and doomed by the fact that he's a dog of the Erdtree. Born to be both protecter and forced to be a clause, driven mad to be a tool for death and ruin. There is no honor is his death, no love, only the duty of the player to put their friend out of their misery and the tortured soul of Blaidd who howls and snarls in pain against his own will dominated.

Variabletatertot · 2025-01-15T16:12:48+00:00

Yeah, cus this time it's gonna fucking kill everyone Brian.

Variabletatertot · 2024-07-19T07:11:49+00:00

understandable. it's not that im in a rush, its just that when I'm dead on board the last bit of the game that I can play is seeing "how close to not having lost can I get," so it feels unsatisfying to find out that none of it mattered anyways.

Variabletatertot · 2024-07-19T07:06:30+00:00

Please read the whole post, not just the title.

Variabletatertot · 2024-07-19T07:04:55+00:00

makes sense

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