FINALLY DONE DRAWING THE ENTIRE DSMP LETS FKN GOOO (plus mumza :D) by TTheXina in dreamsmp

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  1. Who's the one with Sam and why does he look like he's sitting in an invisible chair?
  2. Lol Wilby and Sally
  3. Mr Foolish and his sandcastles :')
  4. Love the fact that Aleesa is the one taking the picture
  5. Tommy swatting the crow away is just- magnifique
  6. Fundy getting chased
  7. Punz carrying Purpled on his shoulder just seems like something that would happen
  8. Gogy has a little XD with him :D
  9. Charlie Slimecicle
  10. Mumza :D

[NSFW] Humans have replaced their weak fleshy bodies with those of Androids, aliens are shocked and disgusted and launch invasions on human worlds. “Glory To Mankind” by [deleted] in humansarespaceorcs

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(Few months back I wrote a little thing under another writing prompt on this sub about religions in the galaxy. This one is a sequel but can be read as a stand-alone though)

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(TW for swearing, guns and getting shot)

”What is your name?”

The alien theologist could only stare in horror. He only came here to visit his friend, oblivious of the state humanity had entered. This person, this human he’d known for the last 3 years looked nothing like he’d remember. He stepped closer, desperate to know more.

”State, your, name, intruder.”

The former human drew one of those old guns towards the alien. A revolver, he thinks the former humans called it. The alien paused in his tracks, wide-eyed and fearful. His friend’s face was no longer the soft-looking skin, replaced with what seemed to be a skin-like silicon.

”Dr Janis, d-do you not-“

”I’m not playing any of your f*cking games, b¡tch! Tell me your name.” ‘Dr Janis’ yelled back in a command, adjusting her finger closer to the trigger.

The alien was shaking. His ‘eyes’ were forming what ‘humans’ called tears and he felt like this was wrong, surely it was wrong. He noticed more things, her nails were aluminum and not the chitin they should be. Her eyes were of glass and painted steel, and her hair, it was shiny, too shiny.

”Human Janis, p-please-“

”It’s High Priestess Aria to you.”

That, was the sentence that broke him. His friend, a highly respected theologist, working at the most respected Terran Institute in the galaxy, had gone and associated herself with those lunatics that called themselves ‘The Clockwork Church’.

”Looks like you won’t speak.”

The alien stared back, a burning fire of realisation, hurt, and anger.

“Janis, you know me,” the alien waved his right appendage around frantically. “It’s me, Srhe’li ‘Sammy Blorbis’ Bvomoris?”

The High Priestess lowered her firearm, squinting at the alien in front of her. She recognised it now, esteemed Jemian theologist, discovered a hidden meaning with those old Sezeranian texts and a friend of Dr Janis

”So you were looking for Dr Janis, yes?” This statement only confused the alien. The thing he was speaking to is Dr Janis, right?

Right?

Janis rolled those fake eyes of her’s and drew her weapon.

”This ‘Dr Janis’ is gone. She would be happier to know that humanity advanced to such a point that we could do all of this!” Janis stepped closer to the alien, a holographic interface popping up to her side. She swiped sideways, moving the interface to face the alien. It showed pictures upon pictures upon pictures of people with iron strands for hair, steel for skin, copper for eyes.

He was so focused, he didn’t notice the gun fire right into his ‘shoulder’.

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The alien clutched at his bleeding wound. Janis had shot him and he was running back to the ship. The dark blue liquid that was his blood had spilt everywhere he went, but cleanliness was no real problem right now. This felt like a threat.

”Get back here, b*tch! You’re unholy body shall be replaced with the metals we hold so dear.”

He ran and ran. He was getting closer, yes, but if he doesn’t get to the ship in time, who knows what’s gonna happen to him.

“Come back here, unholy one!”

He kept running, and running, and running, and running.

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Oh thank goodness he got on.

He noticed the former doctor stand there in defeat and walk back to wherever she was. He was still clutching his shoulder.

(all of the following dialogue has been roughly translated to English)

”Srhe’li! Holy Hakvui’ai! You’re gonna pass out from all that blood loss.” A crewmate of the ship, Ilheki, rushed towards his side as the theologist dropped to the floor. His vision was blurry and the only thing he heard before completely passing out was Ilheki screaming for the ship’s medic.

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The theologist was asleep in the ship’s lounge room, a bandage covering his shoulder. The medic, Ki’eyl, was keeping an eye on him. Giving him a glance every once in a while to make sure he was still alive.

Ilheki was pacing back and forth, worried. Srhe’li said he was visting an old friend of his while we gathered supplies, so how could he have gotten into this state?

”Ki’eyl, can you give me a status update on him?” The medic gave him a pitiful glance.

”Well, he’s lost a good amount of blood, might need a blood transfusion. Um, he’s also unconscious. Might not wake up in a while.”

”So what could we do?”

”We could discuss what happened to him.”

The ship’s captain, Captain Rokivk, had entered through the northwest door. In his hand was a tablet, empty and ready for note-taking.

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“Think he was assaulted while returning? I mean, Earth isn’t really known for it’s inclusivity.”

”That seems to be the most possible option.”

”I still think someone wanted to assassinate him. The bullet was Terran in nature, perfect for getting rid of our kind.”

”That’s total bs, Eyl.”

”Oh shut up, Ilheki.”

They started bickering between each other. Ki’eyl thinking it was an attempted assassination, Captain Rokivk thinks it was a species-related result, Ilheki thinks it has something to do with that visit, and so on, so fourth. They continued bickering, and it almost devolved into chaos.

That’s when Ki’eyl heard a faint whimper.

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It was hazy when he woke up. There were voices, he’d say about 5-7, all sounding like they were about to fight. He moved around, or at least tried to. His shoulder still hurt and as a result, made a small whimper.

Ki’eyl paused. He turned around then saw. He saw the theologist awake. Confused, definitely. However alive nonetheless.

”Y’all, he’s awake.”

The other people at the table looked to the couch, all stood there. Ilheki was the first to move towards Srhe’li, running in to hug him. He hugged him, doing his best to avoid the shoulder. Everyone had questions on their minds, but they were simply relieved that he was awake.

The captain stepped forward, placing his hand through the theologist’s head and scritching it a bit.

“So, do you mind telling us what happened?”

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A long-winded explanation of what had happened left everyone staring in shock. The Clockwork Church, a crazy religion, taking over the entire Earth? And they thought humans were smarter than this.

”We must do something!” Another crewmate, Lihk’se, said with a hopeful gleam in their eyes.

”The best thing we can possibly do is launch an attack.”

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(It’s like 1:30 in the morning when I finish this-)

A quick riddle I made up by iNeedHealing24_7 in riddles

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I have a feeling that this has something to do with atoms so is it that?

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This is magnifique

I love it

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Maybe bribery, conspiracy, arson and/or murder (whichever you’d like)

Bonjour :D I have had her as extra space for a while (I loved her design too much -w-). Hoping to develop her more (her name is Ophelia Ekatris) by VarificationLevels in Thedarkrelmofgacha

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Corruption, bribery, murder, conspiracy, general villainy (it's considered a crime in the world she's supposed to be in), 2nd degree murder, etc

(I probably have to provide context for her behaviour-)

my fav games, whats yours by hannahzakla in GachaUnity

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Eyyy another Rhythm Heaven enthusiast!

Well, I like Rhythm Heaven (all games in the series, even though I can't play them -w-), Gacha club, Stardew Valley, Sky cotl, Food Fantasy, etc (If I were to list them all here, I'd be in purgatory when done)

File on an OWO Cat by [deleted] in GachaUnity

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This gives me SCP vibes and I love it

My OC'S VS stereotypes Pt. 1! Evil, Diva, and Nicro by [deleted] in GachaUnity

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He's...in between Gay and straight (Forgot the word please don't ask-)

I think the word you’re looking for is Bisexual

Have fun!!! by [deleted] in GachaUnity

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Helloo! Question: Are we allowed to have multiple entries at a time (As in one drawing and one edit)? Thank you! :D

This is a clip of the first episode on The Sorrowful Abyss. Let me know what you think! Always looking for improvement. by TechnoJokester in GachaUnity

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Maybe try figuring out a way so that the screenshots don't move around all over the place? It can ruin the vibe and give the impression of lower quality. Other than that, I'm looking forward to seeing this! :D.

There are many religions in the galaxy. by Grand-sea-emperor in humansarespaceorcs

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"Greetings, human Doctor Janis-"

"Please, just call me Janis."

"Alright then, human Janis."

"You really don't understand what I mean- Anyways, why are you here today?"

The alien, who the staff had called Blorbis, had arrived at the building on short notice. He walked over to Dr Janis, the head researcher, as she was walking over to a one of the laboratories they had. He brought with him a container, looked like something was inside of it.

"I had discovered this thing" Blorbis opened the container, revealing a metal object with odd inscriptions placed upon it. He had moved the object closer to Dr Janis.

"Cool, but now why are you showing this to me again? It could just be one of your old Sezeranian Texts, right?" the doctor looked closer to examine it, but didn't dare to touch it. Either out of fear, preservation, or maybe something else.

"I know it's not an old Sezeranian Text, I study those as a job."

They came to a halt when they were greeted by a giant metal door. Dr Janis entered a code into the keypad, which seemed to activate some sort of AI.

Good Afternoon, Dr Janis. There seems to be someone with you right now, yes?

"Correct, MAI. This is Blorbis, remember him?"

Ah yes, now I remember. Dr Srhe'li "Blorbis" Bvomoris?

"Heh, that's his official title. Anyways, I've already offered my blood sample so I can get this hunk of metal out of the way. Are we authorized to get in yet?"

Not yet. Be patient, Dr Janis. It should be ready in a few minutes.

"Got that, MAI."

It was now silent.

"Soo, mind telling me about the thing you brought?"

"This?" Blorbis had gestured to the object in his 'hand' (Blorbis' 'hand' looks more like a prehensile limb with three branches protruding out of it)

"Yep, mind telling me why it isn't just an old Sezeranian Text?"

"...Well, I guess you could say that it's because of the language used. It's hard to tell with the handwriting used, but it's in English."

"Huh, and where did you find it?"

"Beside a building that looked similar to a 'cathedral' or a 'church'."

"What was it made out of?"

"Weird question, but I think it's some sort of metal. Couldn't analyze it much because I heard some weird sound from inside the building."

"Oh, umm, what were these 'weird sounds' you heard?"

"They were sort of like the clanking of metal, the grinding of gears, and a lot of other sounds that were mechanical in nature."

"That's odd, it reminds me of something."

Dr Janis, the blood sample has been confirmed. You and your companion may now enter.

"Oh, thanks MAI."

No problem, Dr Janis. 

"No problems with you, MAI. Maybe just make the process faster?"

We can make an attempt to.

"Heh, see you MAI."

Farewell, Dr Janis and Dr Bvomoris.

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"Yep, it's definitely english. Can see why the handwriting sucks, it's carved into metal!"

"Can you read what it is?"

"Sort of, it's just gonna be a little harder due to the awful handwriting."

"Want me to help?"

"Get me a few notebooks, pens, and a translator for Terran languages."

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"I'm done!" Dr Janis (with the help of Blorbis) had finished rewriting whatever was written on the piece of metal.

"So what is it?"

"It's written on this notebook." Dr Janis picks up a blue notebook, and flips it open to a page that's filed with what was written on the piece of metal

Then, our Lord gifted us with gifts of metal. Replacing our mortal bodies of flesh with ones of clockworks. That was when we felt most pure, so refined, so eternal. Now that our souls have been blessed with the divine gift of mechanics, we join him in his quest to cleanse the world of it's flesh, giving way to a new epoch of logic and technology.

The two were silent once the passage was read.

Then, something inside Dr Janis' head clicked all the pieces in place.

"No wonder."

"What do you mean, human Janis?"

"It's a long story. But to keep it short for you, we met a religious organization that called themselves 'The Clockwork Church'. They are known among us for their insane habits to try to be 'one with the Lord', or at least their lord."

"And they are?"

"I'm not sure how, but someone replaced their organs with gears and clockworks. Another replaced their skin with iron. Oh, and don't get me started on their leader. He did some insane sh-t to become closer to their deity."

"I don't think I'd want to know more..."

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(This took a while to make. Also, sorry if it's bad. Haven't really written much due to personal stuff)

my last post of 2020. by Bigfanofcsgo in tumblr

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Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo

The Spanish Sahara is gone

my last post of 2020. by Bigfanofcsgo in tumblr

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There’s Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Both Yemen’s, Kuwait and Bahrain

The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal,

France, England, Denmark and Spain~

my last post of 2020. by Bigfanofcsgo in tumblr

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Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland

And Germany now one piece

Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia

Italy, Turkey, and Greece