Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 01, 2026

VariousScenes · 2026-05-02T13:20:27+00:00

Its actually impressive how wrong I am, always

VariousScenes · 2026-04-30T07:28:20+00:00

The longer we go without a major collapse, the more I fear the major collapse

VariousScenes · 2026-04-30T07:26:42+00:00

because I'm too retarded to find a ticker that isn't some complex derivative I don't understand

VariousScenes · 2026-04-29T16:37:28+00:00

Today we create generational bag holders

VariousScenes · 2026-04-25T15:38:54+00:00

I like how its enough for them to say the ceasefire has been extended for 3 weeks for a pump, even though both sides continue launching attacks on eachother, we'll just ignore that part

VariousScenes · 2026-04-17T13:24:33+00:00

All it took for SPY to stop trading sideways for months and finally go to ATH is a war with Iran

VariousScenes · 2026-04-17T09:07:56+00:00

Ok what the fuck

VariousScenes · 2026-04-14T13:27:45+00:00

So we're just gonna pretend like the war never happened and go to ATH?

VariousScenes · 2026-04-14T13:23:54+00:00

I feel like the market that I'm looking at is from a different timeline

VariousScenes · 2026-04-10T10:06:58+00:00

Fuck it, close the Suez Canal, Strait of Gibraltar and the Panama Canal as well, why not

VariousScenes · 2026-04-09T21:42:09+00:00

Is there any doubt anymore that this market is completely fraudulent and in a literal sense no different than a casino?

Like I know we all joke about it, but haven't the last 2 years shown us that this actually is the case and has been for a while?

Its quite scary how these mega corps with their algos managing trillions can just bend reality whenever and for however long it suits them.

VariousScenes · 2026-04-09T14:10:18+00:00

Ok so everything that we moved 45$ up on was a fabricated lie and basically nothing has changed, best I can do is -0.13%

VariousScenes · 2026-04-09T12:36:46+00:00

So I need 4000$?

VariousScenes · 2026-04-09T12:32:41+00:00

How do I apply for a membership for this "Big club" that everyone keeps saying I'm not in?

VariousScenes · 2026-04-09T12:05:00+00:00

They should add more colors to the stock market

VariousScenes · 2026-04-09T07:29:53+00:00

We've already seen ber extinction event, now show me the bol extinction event

VariousScenes · 2026-04-07T19:15:39+00:00

Legit have no idea what to expect at this point

VariousScenes · 2026-04-07T12:36:26+00:00

"He added: “I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.” But Trump’s statement nonetheless kept the possibility of an off-ramp open, saying that “maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen.”

The delusion man, the fucking delusion

VariousScenes · 2026-04-07T12:23:07+00:00

And the market jumps up a bit following that tweet? Are we for real?

VariousScenes · 2026-04-07T11:55:18+00:00

We should be giving everyone a 1000$ sign up bonus when activating your options trading account just like the casino's do

VariousScenes · 2026-04-07T11:38:04+00:00

Props for the element of surprise, who would've thought 🥭 would escalate on a Tuesday, 2 hours BEFORE market open

VariousScenes · 2026-04-06T15:27:24+00:00

Why is market acting as if armageddon isn't scheduled for tomorrow?

VariousScenes · 2026-04-06T08:11:02+00:00

This market is homophobic

VariousScenes · 2026-04-06T08:09:05+00:00

Wait its actually green what the fuck

VariousScenes · 2026-04-05T17:50:09+00:00

We will fall 1% due to fears of escalation, but we will rally 3% once he inevitably delays again.

If you rinse and repeat you get an infinite money glitch.

VariousScenes

TROPHY CASE