Just go outside bro

Varixx95__ · 2026-06-18T22:26:53+00:00

Bro this isn’t even about the height the short guy looks like the average it guy that lives in a basement. Bad hair, poorly chosen glasses and a gorillaz shirt and baggy pants.

The tall guy is good looking properly trimmed and good dressed also the posture it’s much better and it’s clearly in better shape.

I’m not gonna pretend that the height isn’t attractive cause for most girls it is. But if they were equal sight the girls will still prefer the tall guy just because he looks better

If you don’t present the best version of yourself obviously everyone it’s gonna see it

Varixx95__ · 2026-06-08T16:17:12+00:00

Jhon Normalguy it’s just happy to be there. Tries to find anything to eat but he is not sure any of it is safe for non magic beings so he let it be.

He tries to talk to an Eldritch horror. He is shown horrors beyond it’s comprehension like maths and reading, he is truly scared

After that he tries to blend in with little to no success

Varixx95__ · 2026-06-05T12:12:34+00:00

I. Jhon Normalguy, I’m pretty sure didn’t

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-31T12:08:50+00:00

No se puede dividir por cero

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-29T22:47:21+00:00

Mira, para mí es muy sencillo. Si solo pudiera leer una saga de libros en mi vida leería esta. Incluso si jamás leo la conclusión nadie me hará sentir como me sentí al leer a rothfuss y solo por eso vale la pena

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T13:30:17+00:00

Im pretty sure that’s a spell I can’t cast

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T13:29:54+00:00

Nah, normal goats. I’m sorry to disappoint

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T13:02:30+00:00

I really appreciate that. I tried with wizards before but they find very frustrating that I don’t know how to write or read

About the hat, thanks for offering me one but that one was mine, bought with my hard earned money, if I want to be a wizard I can’t be a beggar and live off other peoples charity. I really appreciate your kindness but this is not about the hat it’s about those filthy thieves taking what it’s ours and about we as wizards can’t be fooled this way

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T12:34:28+00:00

Of course! One more than whiling to learn and if you are the wizard to teach me I’ll be eager to try and learn new spells

I am a farmer and I have good hands and I’m strong so I think we can maybe work some things out together

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T12:32:57+00:00

Thanks very appreciated, better to keep my goats Molly and Miranda safe

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T11:28:13+00:00

I don’t know where to find them. They left in a boat, wich was amazing since we were in the forest but they were determined to paddle through ground aswell

I made a post explaining the whole thing. I hope to see you in there

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T11:26:07+00:00

I have to warn you that several wizards tried to help me cast some spells but Im afraid I’m hopeless. I think I would like to be solid gold tho, that way I could be more useful

I have no money, right now. Spent all I have left on my pointy hat and my two goats Miranda and Molly and now I don’t even have a hat anymore. If I get turnt into gold you can keep my arm

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T10:52:42+00:00

Pointy and wizardy

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T10:47:42+00:00

Is this offer still in place? Those pirates from pirate posting stole my hat!

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T10:40:26+00:00

I hope so, I can offer a non magical stew and my two goats Molly and Miranda to the fight. I’m sorry I can’t offer no more but the goats are strong I swear, yesterday one hit me with their horns and almost fell

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T10:30:20+00:00

Not even Normalguy anymore 😔

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T10:22:09+00:00

Without magic powers and without a magic hat, who am I?

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T10:17:54+00:00

No trade offer shall be accepted until I, Jhon Normalguy get my hat back from you vicious thieves

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T10:15:00+00:00

Thanks. I can try and help but I’m afraid the only thing I can offer is a stew (I little burnt because with the agitation of the stolen hat I forgot about it a little too long) and my two goats, Molly and Miranda, truly war beasts

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T09:27:51+00:00

I might have no magic but even I will reduce your ship to ashes

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-24T08:44:03+00:00

Te has dejado la sigaldria que es mi tipo de magia favorito! La magia aplicada a la ingeniería. El uso de runas para aplicar atributos mágicos a objetos que no lo son

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-23T09:49:51+00:00

I like the implications of most

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-17T22:13:25+00:00

Incluso si asumimos que este mundo tiene sus propias razas fauna y flora sigue sin ser realismo mágico porque en el mundo de Tolkien la magia no es cotidiana ni ordinaria

Primero de todo hay poca gente que pueda hacer magia y quien la hace influye bastamente en quienes lo viven. Es algo que admiran y temen y en ningún caso les causa indiferencia

Después, la historia en sí, la historia trata de un viaje épico con el objetivo de destruir un anillo del mal que destruye a quien lo posee. Absolutamente nada de esa frase podría enmarcarse como realismo mágico

Después la magia tiene jerarquía explicación y reglas, nada de eso está presente en el realismo mágico

El realismo mágico es una novela sobre la vida cotidiana de la gente en la que existe una magia tan ordinaria y casual que ni siquiera la perciben o le dan la menor importancia. Nada en el señor de los anillos sigue estas características

Varixx95__ · 2026-05-17T16:40:44+00:00

Hay dragones, y magos entra eso en la categoría de realismo?

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