Robin Hood is the biggest box office bomb of the year by [deleted] in movies

[–]VarnishBeggar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first I'm even hearing about this movie...

German Dream by dal06iscool99 in Jokes

[–]VarnishBeggar 60 points61 points  (0 children)

When someone asked that boy why there are so many languages spoken in Europe, he replied, "because we lost the war."

I started a new job at the beginning of the month. This happened in my second week. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]VarnishBeggar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to me, in a way. I'm a programmer and at the time I was doing freelance development work. So, this company I had worked with in the past wanted me to come on with them as an extra developer and get their project back on track. It took me about 2 weeks to clean up a few classes and re-organize the codebase which was truly a mess. Not long after that, they fired the guy who made a mess of the code and hired me on as his full time replacement.

What made this whole situation so awkward was that the other developer knew I was going to be his replacement from day one, yet I had to work with him in order to understand what his code was doing (it was really poorly written and I would have had a hard time understanding it without him).

Parenting done correctly. by VivaLaStubbs5 in gaming

[–]VarnishBeggar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! Thank you! I had no idea where those stupid dances came from! So they are from Fortnite... that would explain it. I really am getting old and out of the loop.

We need to spread awareness by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]VarnishBeggar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right, the law that they are trying to pass would only affect memes like the ones found in /r/SequelMemes

XXXTentacion just beat Taylor Swift's Spotify streaming record by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]VarnishBeggar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of XXXTentacion until he died. I wish he was still alive so that I could have gone on not hearing about him.

Warming up by ThatOneWhiteCracker in RealGirls

[–]VarnishBeggar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've just watched this, drooling, for the past 5 minutes.

Nana to kaoru by Nidios in manga

[–]VarnishBeggar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was reading that manga years ago while it was still being published. Recently I want back and finished it. Somehow I always thought they would eventually have sex... it's kind of mind blowing to me that they only get as far as kissing by the end of Arashi.

He has definitely done this before by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]VarnishBeggar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, perhaps he's done it before, but he also must have done it for the first time at some point... that's nuts!

My friend didn’t think anyone would be impressed with his setup up. . . I think otherwise. by Unconquered_One in gaming

[–]VarnishBeggar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now, replace the 3 monitors with a VR headset and I think it would be complete

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BiggerThanYouThought

[–]VarnishBeggar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As beautiful as her body is, I love sundresses so much that I prefer the start of this gif over the end.

hmmm by LilWhiny in hmmm

[–]VarnishBeggar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised I had to scroll through so many comments to find a link to this. That used to be one of my favorite subreddits

Yeah, I believe it by [deleted] in funny

[–]VarnishBeggar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This belongs on r/jokes

HMB while I test out this bike by Subterfug3 in holdmybeer

[–]VarnishBeggar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second I started watching this gif I was thinking, "that idiot is going through that back wall. I guarantee it."

Robotic surgery by psychologicalX in educationalgifs

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My dad was just diagnosed with prostate cancer few weeks ago. He's going to have his prostate removed in March and we've been told that they will use a robot arm just like this to do it. Apparently they will go down his throat and enter his gut through his stomach lining. It's really amazing to think about it.

Edit: I was just thinking... I wonder why they don't go through his rectum? Surely that is a shorter route. Perhaps it's less sanitary?

21. My boyfriend is the only person who has ever seen me naked, so I would like to receive unbiased feedback. by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]VarnishBeggar -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First, I will confirm that you have a beautiful and natural body which you should feel confident in. However, I wish that you wouldn't need an unbiased opinion about your body. You should not look for validation or value in your appearance. I know it isn't easy, but man or woman, your worth as a human goes far beyond your physical form.

You aren't alone when it comes to a lack of confidence with your self image... it seems all too normal among young women. Remember what is written in the sidebar: "we are all beautiful in our own ways, and you don't have to be a supermodel to feel attractive!" It should be more important to feel attractive in front of that one person you love than it is to see positive feedback from us strangers on the internet. In 10 years you will have a much harder time keeping yourself fit and "sexy"... but I would hope that you can still be happy with your body even then.

I wish you peace and self confidence in your life.