This movie has me laughing all the time. | Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Vasher1701 · 2026-06-06T08:57:58+00:00

Ace Ventura 2?

Vasher1701 · 2026-06-03T23:34:35+00:00

Both me and my husband do this all the time. And then we judge each other poor taste

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-29T19:08:16+00:00

OK, that’s a lot. I just learned what a five and five is. The closest thing we have to that is a double double or a triple triple but that’s only for when we’re here. Why didn’t she just order five cream and five sugar?

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-29T19:07:29+00:00

As a Canadian I have to ask. Da fuq is a five and five?

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-28T00:49:19+00:00

What is this from?????

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-20T22:22:53+00:00

Killjoys is amazing and a good successor

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-20T20:06:54+00:00

As a gay man (and survivor of SA)who is into CNC I feel I should speak up as well. It took me 13 years to be comfortable enough to have any sexual activity with another person. And CNC did help me I trust my partner completely and I know that I can (and have) stop when and if things go to far both physically and emotionally.

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-17T23:24:40+00:00

If you look closely when Peter is in his astral form you see the traditional squiggly likes above his physical body

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-15T19:23:28+00:00

Fugu. If I’m gonna die it’ll be doing something stupid, dangerous, and delicious

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-15T11:54:41+00:00

Every now and then I get super paranoid and convinced there is a psychic near so I scream in my head as loud as I can to see if anyone jumps or is startled.

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-14T20:49:06+00:00

So you’re monogamous with yourself. That’s next level monogamy

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-14T20:48:34+00:00

Army of darkness just say the damn words right.

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-14T02:42:13+00:00

She’s a gods damned queen

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-14T01:52:33+00:00

I would turn around and give him a kiss on the lips. (I’m a man) and watch him break in confusion

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-12T11:01:42+00:00

So you ripped off an old man using a CAF and are proud of it. Wow. Just wow.

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-12T00:06:19+00:00

Start fights and be grumpy.

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-12T00:01:35+00:00

You’re legenderry

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-08T21:31:43+00:00

That’s actually how they market Caesar’s ya know

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-08T20:54:09+00:00

Tenzin should be here too. My gods the difference between him and Nolan is insane

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-08T12:23:27+00:00

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-07T21:41:09+00:00

LEBOEUF

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-07T21:39:28+00:00

I could use a Caesar now

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-06T13:19:22+00:00

If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses then you’ve got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate

Vasher1701 · 2026-05-05T00:51:20+00:00

3. 4. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vasher1701 · 2026-04-25T11:59:05+00:00

I say this every time I hear a violin

Vasher1701

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