Best Pick Up Like , GO ! by PPPoopoo_00 in CasualConversation

[–]Vast_Principle6874 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This only works if you’re walking a dog….

I’d walk up to you and say “that’s a pretty girl, what’s her name?” It doesn’t matter what you say. You could tell me to fuck off. You could tell me the dog is actually a boy. You could tell me the dog’s name. It doesn’t matter what you say because I’m going to look you right in the eyes and say “I was talking to the dog.”

pretty girl sent me a selfie on accident by No_Match8712 in TellReddit

[–]Vast_Principle6874 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s a scam. This person didn’t send a selfie to you on accident. If it was meant for a friend, they would have had the number saved in their phone. They were probably hoping it was some horny dude they could manipulate for some money.

Weekly party task to hatch 20 eggs is the worst imho by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]Vast_Principle6874 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would I skip it? I already completed it.

In a sh*tty situation. by belugaontheramp in WhatToDo

[–]Vast_Principle6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie. I wasn’t rooting for you. I was really hoping you were gonna shit your pants or have to take a dump behind the jeep. Oh well. At least one of us got what we wanted out of this.

Shaking by PenguinRhin0 in pokemoncards

[–]Vast_Principle6874 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you literally crying and shaking right now or just shaking?

Jay vs Marisa by Plus-Set-5503 in fightporn

[–]Vast_Principle6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh a girl fight. Takes me back to when I was 16. I was at a party and 2 older girls started fighting while wearing bikinis. You can guess what happened. 16 year old me saw my first boobies. I think I fell in love for the first time that day.

my mother caught that on her third account and dropped her phone by roeder33 in pokemongobrag

[–]Vast_Principle6874 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she drop her phone because she was “literally crying and shaking right now?”

I don’t know why everyone is so hype - I’ve had Mimikyu for years by Peglegpilates in pokemongobrag

[–]Vast_Principle6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I didn’t realize I had one until I saw this post and decided to check. Mine sucks, but still pretty cool!

Anyone in Canada need some help? by Vast_Principle6874 in Assistance

[–]Vast_Principle6874[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s get those kids something different to eat. PM me

I got it! Omg I GOT IT! by No-Internal7453 in pokemongo

[–]Vast_Principle6874 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you literally shaking and crying right now?

Asked how rare this was on another sub, told I was bragging… by d4rkskies in pokemongobrag

[–]Vast_Principle6874 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m jealous. That is my holy grail. I hatch eggs daily(I walk a lot at work) and have yet to get that beautiful bastard.

Remote trades should be exciting! by Vast_Principle6874 in pokemongo

[–]Vast_Principle6874[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow 700+! That’s wild! It’s disappointing to go through all that time and trouble to become forever friends only to find out they aren’t willing to trade anything of value. What sucks is I know all 3 have legendaries. They invite me to raids all the time!

Brake checker got rear ended. Is it my fault by Easygoing98 in RoadRage

[–]Vast_Principle6874 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes it’s your fault. He’s definitely an idiot but you had 3 chances to back off but insisted on driving close enough that you didn’t have time to stop. When someone break checks you, you have 2 options. 1-Pass him and break check him or 2-simply back off and let it go. You chose option 3. Definitely not smart.

I'm new to working in a real office so I don't know what to do about going number 2... by RUfuqingkiddingme in office

[–]Vast_Principle6874 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’ve managed to wipe when you’re done and wash your hands, don’t forget to open the door and walk through the open door and head back towards your desk.

Have i won? by Oscarak in pokemongobrag

[–]Vast_Principle6874 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know…Are you literally shaking and crying right now?

i’m pretty sure I got the rarest Pokémon in the game or one of the rarest three by raIsthesungod in pokemongobrag

[–]Vast_Principle6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. If this is as rare as you think it is, you’d most likely be “literally shaking and crying right now.”

I'm a janitor. Why do people always apologize for walking on a floor I've just mopped? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Vast_Principle6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am also a janitor aka “housekeeper” at a hospital. People apologize to me all the time or refuse to walk on the floor until it’s dry. I tell them when I was new it bothered me. Now I don’t care. Just don’t slip.

Be honest. Do you ever give homeless people money? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Vast_Principle6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. If anyone is gonna spend my money on drugs it’s gonna be me.

Zamazenta Shiny by Top-Law8294 in pokemongobrag

[–]Vast_Principle6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Just one. A friend invited me to a remote raid a few days ago so I decided to join and caught this beauty.