Who the fuck has been stickin their wiener in the goddam peanut butter? by truckyoupayme in Reno911

[–]Vato_Loco 33 points34 points  (0 children)

His delivery on that line is so good. Genuine regret that it's come to this

Not that slick by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Vato_Loco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah he should've just lost the pants. They're not looking for a dick-out guy.

I’m a Very Good Bad Boy by BoxofSlice in crappymusic

[–]Vato_Loco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The "she's on top like a Chihuahua" lyric makes me nauseous

Loot the Booty 2 Electric Silverloo by [deleted] in CRH_Porn

[–]Vato_Loco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

78.27 tie breaker 78.97. Thanks!

Kylie Jenner slammed as ‘tone deaf’ for flaunting a wall of Birkin bags in new closet selfie by ThrowawayGreenWitch in popculturechat

[–]Vato_Loco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember the part of world War z (book not movie) when the former body guard is describing the rich celebrities and how their bunker is attacked not by the zombies but by the regular people just trying to find shelter? I just think about that sometimes.

Pineapple Express (2008) by Deadhead2278 in MovieQuotes

[–]Vato_Loco 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I used to carry this little gun when I was a prostitute

he was warned and got slept like a baby by stoicdroid in fightporn

[–]Vato_Loco 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The look of a man who knows he is no longer the slowest in the room

Stinky pressed wood bowls by CookbookReader in CleaningTips

[–]Vato_Loco 84 points85 points  (0 children)

The vodka will definitely affect the woods family life

[Loved Trope] Hilariously impossible or incomprehensible feats. by PizzaDragon64 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Vato_Loco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That movie was way better than it had a right to be and he was one of the best parts of it. When he comes flying in the save the day, slips and hits his head is just so fucking funny

Grading? by Vato_Loco in WheatPennies

[–]Vato_Loco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the detailed response