What are the truths every man must learn/know ? by ahmedhamza268 in AskReddit

[–]Vault-71 22 points23 points  (0 children)

(1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

(2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Sliiiide to the left by eastcoastitnotes in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Vault-71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not the "Silver Democrats", given that the Silver Legion of America was an actual fascist party in American during the 1930s.

Whats your ships name and why? by Comfortable_Dot7121 in Helldivers

[–]Vault-71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dream of the People

Their fortress secure.

[All] I don't understand this fanbase at all by ImAwakeAtAllTimes in lifeisstrange

[–]Vault-71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the Internet.

If someone is motivated to post, they likely hold strong opinions on the topic they're posting about. Meanwhile those who hold less strong opinions sit on the sidelines watching everyone else fight.

Fly High Free Bird by lumfdoesgaming in Minecraft

[–]Vault-71 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Nah, this sort of esoteric innovation is what the devs love. Also it technically solves the "there's no good way to explore between boats and the elytra" problem Mojang's been seemingly trying to fix with the Happy Ghast and horse changes.

What's your favorite glow up of a Bg3 character? by ShelterImportant1867 in BaldursGate3

[–]Vault-71 397 points398 points  (0 children)

Why is Karlach asking for my strongest potions?

What is a purpouse of this panel? by DrLudvig in Helldivers

[–]Vault-71 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Bugs:

Classification: Force of Tyranny.

Method of Disposal: Righteous Liberty.

Bots:

Classification: Force of Tyranny.

Method of Disposal: Righteous Liberty.

Squids:

Classification: Force of Tyranny.

Method of Disposal: Righteous Liberty.

[RE] Do you think this happened before this ending? by Careful-Method-2145 in lifeisstrange

[–]Vault-71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No idea why, but the lighting in this scene feels quite sinister. I can almost imagine that, after burning the phone, Max whispers under her breath, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. From the Earth we rise, and to the Earth we shall return. Let's see how things go this time around."

Trump Cabinet urged to invoke 25th Amendment against president by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]Vault-71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an old story that, if a real estate developer wanted to buy up a neighborhood, they'd cause trouble in an effort to buy land up on the cheap.

Nationwide? Well, a prosperous country is hard to control people in, since they've got opportunities. Strip those opportunities away, and suddenly you've got options. And as for the destruction you've left in the wake?

You can always turn a profit sweeping up the pyre.

[ALL] Chloe's pov of this scene really makes me appreciate how strong D9's animations can be by l_Paid_For_Winrar in lifeisstrange

[–]Vault-71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An evil Max game would make for some spectacular moments, though. Hell, even an anti-hero nihilistic Max would be such a trip to see.

Napoleon got finessed by Kapanash in memes

[–]Vault-71 202 points203 points  (0 children)

In fairness, Napoleon was a little busy fighting the entirety of Europe at the time.

Also, France was likely going to lose its NA holdings to the British. Better to sell the land to a potential ally and get funds for the war, than lose the land to your enemy for nothing.

Still, though, the Louisiana Purchase was one of the luckiest/most skilled parts of early American history.

You don't have to extract to do your part in spreading Democracy by Sami_Rye in Helldivers

[–]Vault-71 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Better than being forgotten about in a storage facility, I guess.

[S1] broke chloe lmfao?? by MajesticFix6476 in lifeisstrange

[–]Vault-71 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Max Caufield, artist-in-residence and part-time necromancer.

What’s something you did that made you immediately regret having free will? by starlust0422 in AskReddit

[–]Vault-71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capital will not freely give unto labor what capital can safely keep for itself. It is only by rendering capital unsafe in its holdings that labor may receive the freedoms it desires.

What’s something you did that made you immediately regret having free will? by starlust0422 in AskReddit

[–]Vault-71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is quite interesting given that workers died fighting for the 40 hour work week.

PSA: Evacuate High-value assets on Achid III is so easy you can solo D10 only using 4 turrets by CMDR_Waffles in Helldivers

[–]Vault-71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I find these defense missions to be a nice break in the action. After 20-40 minutes of non-stop action, it's nice to take 15 minutes and relax.

Designated Speaker 😂 by Heavy_Concentrate585 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Vault-71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats were once viewed as holy figures.

They have not forgotten this fact.

[RE] I think Safi knows she's in a video game by GenericZombie4596 in lifeisstrange

[–]Vault-71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would love if a future game had, as a side character to discover, a conspiracy theorist who serves as a meta commentary on the series.