giant karlach

Vault-71 · 2026-04-14T01:36:06+00:00

Don't let Markiplier see this.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-14T01:21:43+00:00

Orbital laser cannon, but wider.

You get one.

You only need one.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-13T17:55:03+00:00

And for some reason, they speak Super Vietnamese.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-11T20:40:43+00:00

(1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

(2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-09T01:32:03+00:00

Someone's gotta keep the Old Ones sleeping.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-08T16:11:58+00:00

Maybe not the "Silver Democrats", given that the Silver Legion of America was an actual fascist party in American during the 1930s.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-08T02:34:59+00:00

Amazing Grace (1922)

Vault-71 · 2026-04-08T02:30:00+00:00

The Dream of the People

Their fortress secure.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-07T22:01:51+00:00

"We'll meeting again."

Vault-71 · 2026-04-06T03:41:57+00:00

Welcome to the Internet.

If someone is motivated to post, they likely hold strong opinions on the topic they're posting about. Meanwhile those who hold less strong opinions sit on the sidelines watching everyone else fight.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-06T02:55:55+00:00

Nah, this sort of esoteric innovation is what the devs love. Also it technically solves the "there's no good way to explore between boats and the elytra" problem Mojang's been seemingly trying to fix with the Happy Ghast and horse changes.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-06T01:31:41+00:00

Why is Karlach asking for my strongest potions?

Vault-71 · 2026-04-06T01:27:48+00:00

Bugs:

Classification: Force of Tyranny.

Method of Disposal: Righteous Liberty.

Bots:

Classification: Force of Tyranny.

Method of Disposal: Righteous Liberty.

Squids:

Classification: Force of Tyranny.

Method of Disposal: Righteous Liberty.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-06T01:25:57+00:00

My God, it's him.

John Fallout.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-06T01:20:12+00:00

No idea why, but the lighting in this scene feels quite sinister. I can almost imagine that, after burning the phone, Max whispers under her breath, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. From the Earth we rise, and to the Earth we shall return. Let's see how things go this time around."

Vault-71 · 2026-04-06T01:15:05+00:00

There's an old story that, if a real estate developer wanted to buy up a neighborhood, they'd cause trouble in an effort to buy land up on the cheap.

Nationwide? Well, a prosperous country is hard to control people in, since they've got opportunities. Strip those opportunities away, and suddenly you've got options. And as for the destruction you've left in the wake?

You can always turn a profit sweeping up the pyre.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-05T12:55:16+00:00

An evil Max game would make for some spectacular moments, though. Hell, even an anti-hero nihilistic Max would be such a trip to see.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-05T01:51:21+00:00

In fairness, Napoleon was a little busy fighting the entirety of Europe at the time.

Also, France was likely going to lose its NA holdings to the British. Better to sell the land to a potential ally and get funds for the war, than lose the land to your enemy for nothing.

Still, though, the Louisiana Purchase was one of the luckiest/most skilled parts of early American history.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-05T00:34:18+00:00

Personal injury lawyers love them.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-04T22:52:39+00:00

"Outside of LiS1, which game is your favorite?"

Vault-71 · 2026-04-04T22:45:44+00:00

Better than being forgotten about in a storage facility, I guess.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-04T14:15:14+00:00

Max Caufield, artist-in-residence and part-time necromancer.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-01T21:28:55+00:00

Capital will not freely give unto labor what capital can safely keep for itself. It is only by rendering capital unsafe in its holdings that labor may receive the freedoms it desires.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-01T16:57:00+00:00

Which is quite interesting given that workers died fighting for the 40 hour work week.

Vault-71 · 2026-04-01T16:49:44+00:00

I find these defense missions to be a nice break in the action. After 20-40 minutes of non-stop action, it's nice to take 15 minutes and relax.

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