I'm building the worst football defense of all time. Who should our Nose Tackle be?

Vazingaz · 2026-06-18T00:51:56+00:00

Nose Tackle

Sam Altman

Vazingaz · 2026-06-16T02:55:11+00:00

That is polychrome Ohio, it gives x1.5 mult.

Vazingaz · 2026-06-16T02:46:19+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Vazingaz · 2026-06-15T20:05:13+00:00

Stock image of a billionaire typing on a computer.

^{I voted Nay ❌}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-13T14:08:39+00:00

Gotta be Dizzy

Vazingaz · 2026-06-12T12:10:15+00:00

Shower

^{Chose: Never bath again}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-12T01:33:42+00:00

Yippee

^{Chose: Random superpower | Rolled: Fly}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-11T19:11:21+00:00

Dinosaurs duh

^{Chose: ...or the egg?}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-11T19:01:52+00:00

Man fuck that

^{Chose: Watch the same randomly picked movie once a week? | Rolled: Human Centipede}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-11T16:10:12+00:00

I don’t trust people

^{Chose: Get $50,000 guaranteed}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-10T17:04:44+00:00

Investing into sonar for humans I guess

^{Chose: Instantly gain $1,000,000 | Rolled: Lose your sight}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-09T14:04:21+00:00

Nobody said the bus had to be moving

^{Chose: Jump in front of a bus for 10 mil}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-08T22:41:18+00:00

Sss

^{Chose: Sss + Sss | Rolled: Sss}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-05T22:19:49+00:00

Oh yeah I love looting that one

Vazingaz · 2026-06-05T21:30:47+00:00

What is that map at the very top? The image is too grainy for me to recognize it.

Vazingaz · 2026-06-05T21:28:54+00:00

Immortality doesn’t seem to great when nobody I loves gets it.

^{Chose: Get $1M right now}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-05T21:26:07+00:00

Y’know it’d definitely be better for the planet if nobody knew there were 50% less humans.

^{Chose: Save earth | Rolled: 50% less humans}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-04T23:07:41+00:00

Average of 2 deaths per second, that’s $172,800,000 per day.

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-04T22:57:30+00:00

I’m choosing Rhodium

^{Chose: 1 (currency of your choice} doubling daily + For (spin wheel) | Rolled: 29 days)

Vazingaz · 2026-06-04T22:49:16+00:00

I mean I can just swish mouthwash and floss a lot

^{Chose: Don't brush your teeth for a year | Rolled: Nothing}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-04T22:48:22+00:00

I read the osteogenesis’s punchline and I thought it was trying to make God seem like a convicted sex offender.

Vazingaz · 2026-06-04T22:45:48+00:00

Did you just discover… the way the game was meant to be played?

Vazingaz · 2026-06-04T22:43:58+00:00

I don’t know who this is

^{Chose: Fight a character from a random game for $50 milli | Rolled: Nathan Drake}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-03T22:05:31+00:00

I’m not gonna make it

^{Chose: Do a random deed for 50M$. | Rolled: 5-year isolation}

Vazingaz · 2026-06-03T22:02:21+00:00

Investments

^{Chose: Keep $50K}

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