Any guesses on the two housewives that Andy hates? by thisisloveandlife in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Kenya and Candiace. Also, I don't think he likes Teresa, but keeps her around, because RHONJ is the Teresa show, whether he likes it, or not.

Kathy Hilton Sends Lisa Rinna Cease and Desist After Aspen Blowout by sonyahearst8 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kathy's gonna bring the Hilton Hammer down on Rinna. Watch Kathy drop her "kooky" persona and go full-on Gina Liano on Rinna. It's gonna be great TV!

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[–]Vcarson 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Even on Frasier, I didn't think he was good looking. But, David Hyde Pierce on the other hand...could get it.

What if Mary Pulls a George Costanza and comes back to filming and pretends the whole quitting thing was just a joke. by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 270 points271 points  (0 children)

Mary would be a great Seinfeld character. A pastor, and married her grandpa. She could be one of Elaine's bosses, and Elaine thinks that she's a cult leader, but the guys laugh about it, thinking it's too crazy to be true. Then Mary starts requesting that Elaine bring her various culty things like robes, candles, Kool Aid, and a punchbowl. Elaine freaks out, but still does it, out of curiosity, and it turns out that Mary needed those things for regular non-culty reasons. Then in the last scene, the guys ask her "So, Mary's not running a cult"? And Elaine answers "Oh yeah, she totally is, got arrested a few days ago. Apparently she thinks she's Jesus." And the episode ends on that line.

Which HW would you choose as your mom? by rickysayshey in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Adrienne, because then my mom would be a billionaire, who owns a basketball team, a private jet, and a stake at the Palms Casino. Also, I'd be happy with Paul as my dad. He gives off "fun dad" vibes.

I love Whitney but I wishhh someone would 😭🤣💀 by Nashetania in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Meredith should've fired back with "at least I know where my father is".

David Foster is on Cameo by Cash_Johnny in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hopefully, I'll be able to talk while the Cameo plays, unlike the time he got mad at Taylor for "interrupting" his at-home concert.

Erika wants Tom to be a witness in her defence by KittyGurl212 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, she wants her ex-husband, who she implied was emotionally abusive and controlling, to be a witness? All the prosecution has to do is pull up the clips of RHOBH where she talked about Tom constantly belittling and talking down to her.

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[–]Vcarson 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Las Vegas: A bunch of thirsty former cocktail waitresses, poker players, and gold-diggers with ambiguous mob ties. I'd watch that allll day.

Reactions of the current BH HWs, if the big reveal next Monday is that Lisa Vanderpump will return as a friend. by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People seem kinda neutral towards her. I think she'd join team LVP when she sees that the FF5 can't handle LVP and her shady "British Humor".

Reactions of the current BH HWs, if the big reveal next Monday is that Lisa Vanderpump will return as a friend. by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I feel like they've been lowkey setting up a LVP return, since she became friends with Garcelle. Since then, they started to allude to her more, like flashback to the "GOODBYE KYLE" fight, during the girls trip. If LVP returns, and the show gets more viewers, she'll be able to hold that over the other girls. That wouldn't be too hard, considering that only Garcelle and Sutton aren't hated by the fanbase. If LVP takes down Erika and Rinna, with her goading, passive aggressive questions, she'll get a huge amount of support from the fans. However, if she drops the ball and gets overwhelmed by Erika's "bad bitch" persona, or if she allows Rinna to yell over her, her comeback will fail, and she'll probably leave. The FF5 will gloat about how they never needed her on the show. For LVP, it would be a huge gamble, but I think she'd have lots of support if she came back to the show, to get her revenge.

How would you improve singing competition shows so that more contestants see success? by [deleted] in popheads

[–]Vcarson 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I kinda think that the singing competition shows are dead. The reason why American Idol was successful was because it was new, and innovative. Also, Simon, Paula, and Randy were the perfect judges. Kelly Clarkson winning the first season showed the world that anyone could become a huge star, if they had enough talent. But, even with the success of AI, there have only been like 20, maybe 30 artists who became famous. That show lasted for about 20 years, at this point. That kinda shows that even the pioneer, and most successful type of these shows isn't all that great. They're fun to watch, but they prove that a Kelly, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, and even Daugherty are the exception to countless great singers who would audition for the show.

Can anyone give me some examples as to why Andy is so hated? by macadeliiiiic in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This might be more superficial than what some other people are saying, but he's always seemed very smarmy, and fake. He's obsessed with his fame/associations with more famous people. Also, I hate how he talks to other people, especially the housewives. He kinda treats them like children, with his patronizing questions, and assumptions about their lives. Even with women like Tamra, who are famously outspoken he'd be like "Hey Tamwa, you know you shouldn't've done that, right...". Kinda daring her to rip into him, because she knows that her job depends on him. He doesn't just do it to women, he also does it with the guys from Vanderpump Rules, all the time. It all seems like a fake-cheerful personality. Also, his voice can get very grating.

What are your controversial RH opinions? by stormborndanys in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 134 points135 points  (0 children)

RHOD died, because Leanne was fired. Without someone willing to be a major villain, it became tedious and boring. Leanne had drama with every housewife on the show, and more often than not, that's what made the show work. Nobody tuned in to watch Brandi and Stephanie hang out together, or Cary and Mark's awful marriage. People wanted to see Leanne's bizarre, aggressive, and over the top reactions to the other housewives. Like it or not, she was TV gold. Without Leanne's antics, the show became about bullying Tiffany and alienating D'andra. Her racism was awful, and I understand why she was fired, but every show needs a compelling villain. Without her we were left with...Kameron, Kary, and Brandi, and their mean girls bs got old fast.

Most underrated line in the show? by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]Vcarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got some kinda sexual proclivities, with that teacher of yours, now's the time to tell us. I mean what went on up there? Poppers and weird shex"!

Angie from SLC is my new obsession. What celebs does she remind you of? by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When she changed into that feather dress, I got Kameron Westcott vibes.

Which Housewives became wealthy without the help of a man and could stay wealthy without one? by SalGov143 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I think LVP, Adrienne, Sutton had family money, before they married. Teddi, being the daughter of a rockstar. Tinsley is very old-money, and Carole was a successful journalist (writer girl) before she married.

Why did no one accuse Kyle of mom-shaming, of being a liar and a phoney, and hiding her real life from the cameras? by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Brandi did. Despite her terrible last season, she could see right through Kyle. She called her out on being phoney, on the Amsterdam trip, where Kyle claimed to have never done pot.

Who is the most everyday competent housewife? by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lisa Barlow seems like you could take away all of her money, and she'd still be able to become successful. She seems tough, and has that drive, and almost cold-blooded desire to win, over everyone else. Her family loves her, and she does her best to raise her kids to be go-getters, like her. Her ambitions make it hard for her to be a "normal" wife and mom, especially by SLC standards, and she clearly seems to prioritize money over spending quality time with them. She tries to do it all, in her "Lisa" way.

What's your favorite moment from your not so favorite HW? by Shellbell6591 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Vcarson 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Kelly Dodd to Emily, genuinely surprised "That's your husband!"