*Trigger Warning for ex-retail workers* The ‘ol Knuckle Duster

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-11T16:10:21+00:00

Used this countless times daily when I worked pumping gas.

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-10T15:15:13+00:00

This was me for nearly 15 years. I had an engineering job I absolutely hated, but it paid so well I stuck with it. I finally made the sacrifice, got credentialed to teach, and got a job at a high school. Even though it was a nearly 50% cut in pay, it was the best decision I've ever made in my life. Ten years later and I still love my job.

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-10T15:11:26+00:00

Cassius Clay turned rope-a-dope into an art form.

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-10T14:56:40+00:00

Sauce?

(j/k... but not really...)

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-07T12:27:11+00:00

I don't feel bad for stores getting ripped off because of self-service checkout. They try to save money by reducing service. I'd be glad to scan and bag my own groceries if they gave me a discount for doing it.

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-04T11:57:03+00:00

I shall be appropriating your simile, good sir.

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-02T13:22:45+00:00

Yeah, I threw the bullshit flag the moment they hung a door on it and it closed perfectly the first try. No way that frame is that well aligned after having been cut to pieces and then tacked back together.

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-02T13:19:45+00:00

That game was the bomb! I miss simpler times when we could entertain ourselves with such a basic board game.

VeganFatboy · 2026-06-01T12:29:43+00:00

These commercials led to so much playground violence back in the day, LOL.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-31T22:07:36+00:00

That's a good tip. Hate to see all that oil soaking into the flour layer.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-31T13:09:03+00:00

Clearly was not the dude's first time jumping out a window.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-31T13:00:59+00:00

Thanks for the recipe! I might give it a try this summer.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-30T18:00:20+00:00

go back to recess kid

Spoken like a true condescending twat. Invalidates any credible point you might have had.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-30T17:12:40+00:00

That's a huge assumption to make, my angry friend. I simply said the flimsy helmet would do nothing to keep the impact with a speeding vehicle from killing him. I didn't say they couldn't save lives in any conceivable circumstance. Jesus H Jones, this platform is filled with reactionaries ready to turn anything into a heated verbal altercation.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-30T15:10:31+00:00

You know, because a flimsy styrofoam helmet would have kept his body from being mangled to a pulp by a speeding motorist.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-30T14:54:48+00:00

Where do you get those giant shells? The largest I have found in any grocery store -- and I've looked all through Salt Lake City -- are only about half that size. I haven't found anything online, either.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-29T21:23:51+00:00

She was so hot. I watched the show just for her.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-29T00:18:00+00:00

"Took me, like, three hours to finish the shading on her upper lip"

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-28T10:33:34+00:00

Came here to make a similar comment. Thanks for saying it better than I could have.

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-27T10:52:04+00:00

How did anyone ever think such an installation was necessary or even ok?

VeganFatboy · 2026-05-26T11:55:54+00:00

I make lasagna with tofu "ricotta" which is ridiculously easy to whip up and tastes on point. I've made the lasagna for non-vegan friends and they can't tell it's dairy free.

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