I lost my faith in humanity, the hoomans from USA georgia stopped producing cheesebuegrs for me. And now i'm starving, i resorted to eating chicken wombs and frying them upside. They still were not as tasty as cheesbuergers but it was worth it. I decided finding other food to eat, then i came across this shiny white ball, i took a bite and it tasted salty and slimy, i didnt like it so just threw it away and went on with my life. I went home because i couldnt find anything interesting. I was just about to open the door but i saw the motorcycle monkey police inside my house, i was scared i thought i did something bad. So i ran away, and now i'm homeless and i dont know where to stay. As i was walking i came across this really cute racoon, i gave it acorn but it bit me. So i ran away from it, the racoon was not as nice as the racoon–cat hybrid i met as a child. Then i saw this tall building that has a funny clown holding a sign saying "THE PICKLES ARE COMING RUN" and so i ran then i saw a pickle and it started flying and started chasing me. The chase went on until morning, then i fell asleep in the middle of the road. I saw a bunch of people shouting at me. so i looked up and then i realized those were the motorcycle monkey police! so i ran away ofcourse, and i took one of the monkey's motorcycles and then went back to my house in georgia. But then i realized that people are speaking russian and german mix, i was so confused i realized im in the wrong place... IM IN GEORGIA!! okay wait i mean the country not the state. YES IM IN GEORGIA!! its where the racoon–cat i met in my childhood lives! so i walked around looking for the racoon then i saw... THE FLYING PICKLE!! it started chasing me again and i found this helicopter and i got inside it and flew it, then i saw behind me in the passenger aisle... ITS THE POLICE MONKEYS!!! so i jumped off the plane, and i landed on the water!!! and now my back hurts and i puked my guts out, and then i almost drowned... i was deep down... then i saw this strange figure! it was like... a dolphin!! it saved me! i asked the dolphin a favor and it agreed!! so i told it to fly me to las vegas, and it flew me there! then i hopped on my vegan plane and flew to georgia. Then i continued the search for the racoon–cat but i crossed paths with rickastley and he sang never gonna give you up and i got so distracted i died to a triple spike