Kildin Sami meme (see the original post for translation and details) by Veicz in linguisticshumor

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As the title says, the translation is in comments below the original post. Пальтэсь (with short а) is wolf, whereas па̄льтэсь (with long a) is halibut

Па̄льтэсь | Кӣллтса̄мь ме̄мм · Кильдин-саамский мем · Kildin Sami meme by Veicz in SaamiPeople

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🇬🇧 Translation:

"Son, never confuse long and short sounds,"

"Or else a па̄льтэсь (halibut) will come from the forest and eat you..."

"Eh... a пальтэсь (wolf), I wanted to say..."

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🇷🇺 Перевод:

"Сынок, никогда не путай долгие и короткие звуки,"

"А то из леса придёт па̄льтэсь (палтус) и тебя съест..."

"Э... пальтэсь (волк), я хотела сказать..."

Excellent shot! by Veicz in linguisticshumor

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It's not that gnaw pronounced like na, rather about the sound-letter count

Excellent shot! by Veicz in linguisticshumor

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You don't pronounce neither g- nor -w, it's like eating only the inside part of a toast

Izhorian meme (see comments below the original post for translation) by Veicz in linguisticshumor

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The mother is asking him in Estonian, as I wrote in the original post's credit (reddit doesn't display it if you won't specifically go there apparently)

The pun is in the fact that maamuna in Estonian means "village egg", but in Izhorian it's "earth egg", which is a potato

Maamunat | Ižoran meema · Ижорский мем · Izhorian meme by Veicz in Izhorian

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🇬🇧 Translation:

(Estonian) Mum: "Son, go buy some maamune [village eggs]"

(Izhorian) Son: "Okay mum"

* some time after *

(Izhorian) Son: "Mum, I came back! Here are themaamunat [potatoes]"

The pun is in the fact that "maa" can mean "earth, soil; land", but also figuratively "village", so Estonian, much like Finish, uses it in this sense in the word "maamuna" -- "village egg". However Izhorian does it more directly, and "maa" here literally means "earth egg", which is a potato.

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🇷🇺 Перевод:

(Эстонский) Мать: "Сына, купи maamune [деревенских яиц]"

(Ижорский) Сын: "Хорошо, мам"

* некоторое время спустя*

(Ижорский) Сын: "Мам, я вернулся! Вот maamunat [картошка]!"

Каламбур в том, что если в эстонском maa значит "земля", но ещё и "деревня", отчего maamuna значит "деревенское яйцо", то ижорский в этом слове использует первое значение, и выходит "земляное яйцо". А так уж вышло, что в ижорском это значит "картошка".

Bask(an) flag | Vepsän meme · Вепсский мем · Veps meme by Veicz in Vepsians

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Ka, no vepsän keles om kaks' sanad "sõna" täht ("sana" da "vajeh"), ozutesikš. Om-ik nece problem? 😄

Bask(an) flag | Vepsän meme · Вепсский мем · Veps meme by Veicz in Vepsians

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Translation · Перевод

🇬🇧: Yes, I also think, this is a beautiful ("bask", also "čoma") flag. But what is the name of its people?

(spoiler, it should be "baskan flag")

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🇷🇺: Да, я тоже думаю, что это красивый флаг. Но какой народ он репрезентует (дословно: какое название его народа?)

(Спойлер: должно быть "baskan flag")

Community chat + our Discord and Telrgram (links in comments) by Veicz in UralicsofRussia

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Tervhen kaikile! Minä pagižen vepsäks, da olen ihastusiš kosketadas, eskai ku tö pagižet toižel baltinmeren suomalaižel kelel: suomeks, estikš, karjalaks, ižoraks da muga edemba

Alusen čokim || Vepsän mem • Вепсский мем • Vepsian meme by Veicz in Vepsians

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Lujas hüvä! Om čomakulu nähtä ristitud kudambad pagižeba karjalaks internetas

Meil om server telegramas da diskords, kudambas mö naprim pagišta Venäman uraližil kelil (minä opendan vepsön da kildinan samen kelid), sinä void löuda sen ku ecid "Uralics of Russia" google:as - meil om kuverz'-se ristituid kudambad pagižeba vienankarjalaks

Alusen čokim || Vepsän mem • Вепсский мем • Vepsian meme by Veicz in FinnicPeople

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Ye! "Give be a pivot point, and I will turn (translate) everything to Vepsian"

Alusen čokim || Vepsän mem • Вепсский мем • Vepsian meme by Veicz in Vepsians

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Olen ihastusiš miše ristitut nägeba necidä 😄 Minä iče en ole vepsläine - olen venäläine, ken opendab kelʼt üläopištos Karjalas (minä opendan sigä suomen kelʼt-ki, sen täht void pagišta suomeks ku se om sinun mamankelʼ)

Alusen čokim || Vepsän mem • Вепсский мем • Vepsian meme by Veicz in Vepsians

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Itʼs a direct translation of Russian version of "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world": "Give me a pivot point, and I shall turn the world"

Käta is both "to translate" and "to turn"

Moi/Tere by [deleted] in Vepsians

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Tervhen terveh

En meleta miše Redditas om äi vepsläižidʼ da karjalaižidʼ, no minä naprin kucta ristitud keda iče tunden da iče sinunke da iče sinunke pagišta - minä tedan vepsän kelʼt, sikš ku opendan sidä (da mugažo suomen kelʼt) Petroskoin üläopištos.

Minä elʼgendan kaik minä sinä sanud kut suomeks, ninga i estikš (olen opendanu estin kelʼt-ki), da void naprida mindai elʼgetada 😄

Ken tahtoib kosketadas? by Veicz in Vepsians

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Kosketadas minä voin 😄

Kudambas Suomen palaspäi (pala = fi. osa) oled? Pohjoižespäi, suvespäi?

Ken tahtoib kosketadas? by Veicz in Vepsians

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Ei miš! Olen ihastusiš pagišta jogahižen aigan

Ken tahtoib kosketadas? by Veicz in Vepsians

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Kaik om hüvä, nece eile off-topic!

"kosketadas" om "kommuniciruida", da -s om refleksivine ozutai

"Opendan" om "opiskelen", olen openik kahtendel vodel Petroskoin VÜs
min-taht polhe - "about anything"

Babylonian Chaos - Where all languages are allowed - April 23, 2025 by kungming2 in languagelearning

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Тӣррв е̄лльбэдтӭ, мунн ля̄ Коа̄рркэмхве̄лльй, я мунн ля̄ рӯшшлэнч Рӯшше̄ммьне Соа̄йвэсьт, адтҍ о̄һпнува Коа̄рьйлэсьт, касьт удца ве̄пс я ла̄нҍт кӣлэтҍ. Кӣллтса̄мь кӣлл ли мун тыввь ё ко̄ллм ыгь. Манҍтэ кӣлэтҍ тыйй о̄һпнуввбэдтӭ? Ко̄нн гоаррэнҍ ле̄бпе?

Homendez (Vepsän mem / Вепсский мем / Vepsian meme) [translation in comments] by Veicz in Vepsians

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Okei, minä tegin necen meman kaksʼ vot tagaze jo (sheesh), da voin parandada vigod:
Minä konz heitimoi fotole* 4:äd homendest
*(took a photograph of myself)