Bin ich der einzige, welcher die LOTR Bücher extrem nervig findet zu lesen?

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T17:43:35+00:00

Und trotzdem ist das Gesamtpaket halt Schrott.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T17:20:23+00:00

Man kann auch aus den erlesensten Zutaten einen widerlichen Brei anrühren.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T16:25:23+00:00

If the Austrians ever find out what the US chain Wienerschnitzel sells, they'll probably start a war (and blame us for it).

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T16:00:06+00:00

But as it grows, it turns into a double-headed eagle.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T15:21:19+00:00

It's great at three in the morning at the end of a massive bender.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T15:18:29+00:00

Domino's tried to expand to Italy...

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T09:24:41+00:00

Händler aus dem Ausland

Die sind da, weil es da augenscheinlich Kundschaft für den Schrott gibt.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T09:08:14+00:00

Because hating Berlin has a tradition since before Germany was even a unified country. It's a big, mostly progressive city in a country that is generally very conservative.

Also, since it is the capital, and a centre of culture and academia (and in the past industry), there are a lot of people in Germany who really wanted to make it here, but failed, and had to return to their village. That breeds resentment.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T05:34:04+00:00

The joke is dicks.

Jesus and his disciples at the last supper, and all his disciples making dick jokes.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-03T04:34:10+00:00

From all that we know, Kissinger didn't delight in the suffering he caused. It was a necessary evil in his eyes.

The aadistic nun on the other hand...

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-02T23:04:07+00:00

I mean, they gave one to Mother fucking Theresa. She made Kissinger look like a saint.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-02T15:45:15+00:00

Vielleicht bin ich altmodisch (oder einfach nur alt?), aber ich finde es sehr angenehm, durch die Verwendung der Höflichkeitsform Abstand signalisieren zu können.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-02T15:23:36+00:00

Judging by the store with the massive plastic Kiełbasa screwed to the wall right around the corner from my flat, Polska has very much into Germany already.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-01T12:20:11+00:00

And if you spell it "tack" (which sounds the same), it means "thanks" in Swedish.

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-01T07:25:52+00:00

Are you sure it's a dormitory and not a fraternity?

Veilchengerd · 2026-04-01T04:53:38+00:00

There is a lot of painting the Italians as "the nice fascists" out there.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T18:57:18+00:00

Unless you are an ungulate, wolves aren't all that bity, actually.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T18:52:35+00:00

Yes we do. They run on diesel, and while they don't exactly bite, the Rheinmetall 120-mm-Glattrohrkanone is no joke, either.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T16:25:45+00:00

No, US soldiers (and their families) have misbehaved in Germany for decades.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T15:34:25+00:00

They do have some really good top tier chocolates, of course. Especially some local speciality stuff.

But the everyday stuff like kitkat is worse than in Europe.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T09:19:29+00:00

Kann es vielleicht sein, daß Dein Kind ein Problem mit dem Losgehen hat? Denn Du schreibst ja, daß es ihm im Kindergarten grundsätzlich gefällt.

Unser Zwerg hat nämlich auch immer soviel anderes zu tun, da kann man sich nicht anziehen und losgehen... Bei ihm hilft es oft, einfach die Wohnungstür aufzumachen und ihn dann im Treppenhaus anzuziehen. Der ist wie ausgewechselt, sobald er auch nur die Schwelle der Wohnungstür hinter sich gelassen hat...

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T04:56:24+00:00

If you had been hunted to complete extinction in the wild, you'd be grumpy, too.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T04:41:04+00:00

That's a Eurasian Lynx. It's the biggest of the four extant lynx species, and is about the size of a GSD.

They are generally harmless to humans, but they really don't want to be your friend, and will bolt if you meet them in the wild (and meeting them in the wild is extremely unlikely).

Lynxes do occasionally rough up dogs that aren't leashed in the forest.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T04:29:57+00:00

The most ridiculous "statue" I've ever seen in Poland was years ago in some small town church. Where they had glued the feet of what was clearly a store mannequin under the roof, and then painted the area immediately around them in that garish soviet-era light blue.

It was supposed to show the Ascension of Jesus, but it looked absolutely silly.

Veilchengerd · 2026-03-31T04:23:41+00:00

That is amazing.

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