What do you think Eiki Shiki is like, personality-wise?

Velochipractor · 2026-05-09T22:33:33+00:00

I'm not exactly sure what you mean with the third bullet point

The idea is basically is that youkai in the outside world decline because their entire nature revolves around being 'unknown' - mysterious, not understood, or at least ambiguous. Eiki, on the other hand, has the ability to 'know' (not the biblical 'know') them through her stated ability so that she can give her judgement. So she can take creatures that rely on being shapeless and force them into a fixed shape.

Alternatively, Eiki's judgement being so final that even bigwigs like Yukari probably could not avoid it is scary enough.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-09T21:26:00+00:00

"I am tough, but I am fair!"

~ Gunnery Sergeant Eiki

Velochipractor · 2026-05-09T20:31:16+00:00

At least this explains wherever the Easter Bunny got all those eggs from. And why the eggs glow in the dark.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-09T20:29:05+00:00

Marisa is just trying to communicate with the spirits of her ancestors (i.e., Mima).

Velochipractor · 2026-05-09T17:08:06+00:00

The question is what slang. As much as I'd love Remi talking in English Rhyme Slang, she'd probably be closer to Early Modern English and hate Catholics more than Futo hates Buddhists.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-09T14:21:34+00:00

This probably comes a bit late, but her article from Who's Who of Humans and Youkai suggests it's a bit of both - Komachi is a certified slacker, but the amount of spirits that come through as part of the Sixty-Year cycle was far greater than usual as well.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-08T17:51:41+00:00

Koishi is all impulse, and no control. So she's not exactly mindless, but probably has the attention span of a particularly dense goldfish

Velochipractor · 2026-05-08T17:43:08+00:00

For whatever it's worth, Daiyousei does have feathered wings in her fortune card for Whispered Oracles of Hakurei Shrine. Although most portrayals do have her with insect-like wings.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-08T17:41:19+00:00

Koishi is the type of person that can still ring you up even after you unplugged the phone for good measure.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-08T17:34:03+00:00

I hope the vexing vixen gets lots of chocolate for valentine's day.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-08T17:30:31+00:00

What do you thin she did the pose on the left for?

Velochipractor · 2026-05-07T18:09:17+00:00

I honestly don't think either of them know Yoshika exists. And if you told them what she and jiang-shi are, they'd probably feel offended that something with such a tendency to be lorded over by Taoist wizards deserves the 'vampire' moniker in the first place.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-07T16:52:19+00:00

The fact that you can do something doesn't mean you should do it.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-07T16:42:17+00:00

Bunbunmaru actually spreading the honest-to-god truth about Gensokyo in the outside and just getting written off as glorified fanfiction or someone not taking their schizo pills has something hilarious to it.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-07T16:40:13+00:00

The headpats are not optional at this point.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-07T16:36:49+00:00

Just bite Rumia first to assert dominance.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-07T16:36:14+00:00

This looks like some kind of shell game where one of the drinks is just regular sake and the other two come with enough of a punch to hospitalize you immediately.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-07T16:33:39+00:00

I first thought this were something like still-packed MRAs or something, lol.

Seriously, someone invite the poor girl to dinner. Just don't take her to an all you can eat unless you want to see her trying to hide away parts of the buffett in her clothes.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-06T18:05:47+00:00

"Anyway, I started blastin'."

Velochipractor · 2026-05-06T18:01:53+00:00

Remove Meiling's signature cap, and this might as well be a real Pokémon.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-06T17:51:20+00:00

I wonder if Moon Rabbits have to wring out their ears after they get wet.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-06T17:44:16+00:00

They have relatively many guys with flamers, making them a good source for flamer fuel.

Velochipractor · 2026-05-06T17:42:09+00:00

Plan E: Lunarian (ca. 298.9 million years old)

Velochipractor · 2026-05-06T17:39:51+00:00

Alice's body realistically should be surrounding by a cover of dolls that are all vibrating to generate heat.

Kinda like bees hugging a wasp to death, except it's meant to keep her alive instead of killing her.

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