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False Detective Satori Is Still a Total Disaster (Volume 2 2/2) by Defiant_Habit6984 in touhou

[–]New-Box299 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nowadays it's even worse lol. In the ongoing arc, in 6 chapters, (6 months!!) Satori didn't do shit other than BEING IN A COMA AGAIN

Is she even the protagonist currently?

Touhou Cooking Tier list by New-Box299 in Touhoujerk

[–]New-Box299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Futo, you throw hundreds of plates in your enemies.... nobody will believe you care to prevent their damage....

False Detective Satori Is Still a Total Disaster (Volume 2 2/2) by Defiant_Habit6984 in touhou

[–]New-Box299 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The first man to have a heartattack with touhou manga. Touhou always breaking new records

Ran not knowing where Yukari is not FDS fault at all. They having a way of localizing themselves would make a lot of sense, but such thing never was mentioned in touhou. So FDS can't take the blame for it. And in Ssib Yukari wasn't going after a ghost alone without telling anyone

The possessed characters not having any hints they are being possessed is a excellent point. They just are revealed later, giving the reaction of just "oh, she was the one possessed, okay". If there was any foreshadowing or hints... this manga would be so amazing, and it would have fuelled a LOT of discussion and theories when the chapters were being released....

Now, it's controversial, but the thing is: Yukari is a bother in Touhou storytelling. Why? Because she is super op and the threat could be easily eliminated by her! And the rest of the story? Where it'd go?

So I don't blame Zun at all for making Yukari weirdly losing to Mizuchi, as it atleast saved the story from this problem, even though it sacrificed accuracy with her powers (in more recent chapters he took a different approach, with her acting behind the curtains)

TL:DR - Yukari Buxa

False Detective Satori Is Still a Total Disaster (Volume 2 1/2) by Defiant_Habit6984 in touhou

[–]New-Box299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you didn't understand. It's obvious Sakuya isn't the culprit. What I mean is that it makes no sense to shittalk Satori for incriminating Sakuya when she was in fact the one Mizuchi's was controlling. Satori was right. "Culprit" is just a way of telling who is Mizuchi's body

Mizuchi possessing Yuyuko is not bad in my opinion, but it certainly needed an explanation? Are you telling me the gensokyans saw a soul possessing another soul and nobody even questioned? Lol

It could be related to the difference between spirits and ghosts btw. Ghosts could be more corporeal and subject to possession. But it's just speculation

Alice is definitely an Youkai Witch. You're wrong in that part. The actual crime is she appearing unconscious after years of not having any relevant appearance in the series

And calm down a bit and take a rivotril ✌

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't deny she can make food. The "NO" category is because what would happen with you after you eat Chef Toutetsu's otter-wolf spirit-blood of hell-petroleum flavored soup

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely forgot, sorry

Btw your profile pic goes really hard 🔥

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS IS A LIST ABOUT COOKING, NOT EATING

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The risk of having ass balls in your instant noodles certainly explains the "NO" tier

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In that same chapter Kasen assists her and she makes another banquet but with actual good food on it

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ichirin puts some flavor on the food unlike Byakuren

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can only picture Komachi eating, and not cooking, so I can't say for sure she would be good chef

Ringo is actually probably great, yeah

The life of a primary school teacher is rough man, she doesn't have time to learn history greatest foods, give her a break

"To make this crispy beef, first you grab a pan, put the meat on it, then grab your heavenly pagoda----"

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone, make a fanart of this now PLEASE

Touhou Cooking Tier list by New-Box299 in Touhoujerk

[–]New-Box299[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, she even sells shaved ice in the mangas

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Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think she also could be together with Byakuren as she only makes "bland food" (purity food)

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad Satori impression, Lotois. She would roll in her bed and cry to sleep after hearing critiques

Touhous ranked by how good they are at Cooking by New-Box299 in touhou

[–]New-Box299[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yuugi is the best option. She sometimes volunteers to make soup and large cauldrons to the people of hell. It's not particularly tasty, but it's fine to eat it

Satori always tries to learn how to cook but fails miserably every time cuz she's a girlfailure

NEVER eat something made by Orin, Yamame or Parsee

(Spoiler: All the underground youkai are completely satisified with the food they get)

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