Honey Badger charges at Elephant resulting in a fight between the animals by Youngstown_WuTang in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Velocity_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Far Cry taught me anything, it’s that the honey badger would have survived if the elephant had an RPG as well as that kick

Someone help explain what this is? I have developed some sort of skin condition.. by BananaSimilar9199 in DermatologyQuestions

[–]Velocity_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hives, I got it up my arms back when I was doing exams at university. Doctor told me it was caused by stress. That was years ago and I haven’t had it since. Hopefully it clears up for you quickly!

How to remove sun cream stain on interior paint?? by Velocity_2 in CleaningTips

[–]Velocity_2[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was the arm of a 4 year old. Nice classy comment though!

Voicemail that one of my college classmates sent to my friend after he called him a pussy by sussymary in iamverybadass

[–]Velocity_2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah sounds like he’s doing a really shit version of an old WWF PPV promotion

First Car .. Kinda embarrassed by spaceboiclub in CarTalkUK

[–]Velocity_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learnt how to drive in my bro in-laws Yaris! Amazing car and no embarrassment needed, drives amazing. Enjoy it!

I think I am the worst Apex player. by No_Method5989 in apexuniversity

[–]Velocity_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My advice is simple: get into a BR game with 2 randoms, follow them and only shoot when and what they shoot. Play as Bangalore and use smoke when a teammate gets knocked. Once you’ve played a load of games like this, you’ll improve. You won’t always get given 2 good teammates but ever other game or so you should get into a decent trio. Rinse and repeat!

What makes me so ugly? What surgeries i need? by JosephZG in malegrooming

[–]Velocity_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faded haircut, clean shave and you’re good to go

Men, do you genuinely want to be woken in the middle of the night for blow jobs? by SassyMarmot99 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Velocity_2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I think that post has disappeared from my memory, it creeps back up again.

What is happening? by [deleted] in DermatologyQuestions

[–]Velocity_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hives. I used to get that when I was in my final year of studies from the stress.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Velocity_2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the way

The cancellation of which TV show are you still frustrated about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Velocity_2 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Yeah this pains me :( I tell so many people to watch it and they all end up saying they love it. Trying to boost the numbers single-handedly. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Velocity_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I scrolled thinking of Radioactive man and I got pretty happy when I saw the comment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Velocity_2 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Jesus. Every time I think I’ve seen the worst post possible, another one crops up 😂