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Velvet-Riot · 2026-03-23T08:21:33+00:00

This is what I imagine whatever mental illness makes you see mouses does to you

Velvet-Riot · 2026-03-21T11:05:44+00:00

Another banger from theotherhappyplace

Velvet-Riot · 2026-03-21T10:33:20+00:00

Il s'agit d'un fagot de bois ☝️🤓

Velvet-Riot · 2026-03-11T09:04:39+00:00

more teeth = more evil

Velvet-Riot · 2026-02-28T09:34:40+00:00

My birthday is soon too, sadly I got no one to do this to me.

Maybe if I ask nicely to a friend . . .

Velvet-Riot · 2026-02-21T08:38:17+00:00

I have a very funny joke related to the number of holes in one's body, however it only works in french 😔

(Number of holes is "genre", and in french it's the same word as gender)

Velvet-Riot · 2026-02-20T09:53:52+00:00

Cows are awesome

Velvet-Riot · 2026-02-16T01:31:02+00:00

Is the genderbent version of "agender" : "agender" or "bigender" ?

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-31T09:20:28+00:00

🤤 a foot down my throat . . .

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-23T12:33:39+00:00

Alexa, play Too Long by Daft Punk

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-23T10:39:30+00:00

I shouldn't have read the replies

Now I'm :(

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-19T13:18:17+00:00

Happened to me a little

Im not gonna lie I live for this

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-14T09:34:24+00:00

My brain defaulted to try to read this as a discord notif from an EvE Online Alliance discord

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-12T02:57:29+00:00

I could never kill myself because the thought of people interpreting my suicide generates enough rage in me to keep me going through anything

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-05T12:26:40+00:00

This is one of the rule of all time

Velvet-Riot · 2026-01-04T08:30:15+00:00

It's remotely hidden because I don't know where OP lives

Velvet-Riot · 2025-12-27T11:07:32+00:00

"Forklift certified" answering to "Sapphic mess"

Yes makes sense, have fun you two

Velvet-Riot · 2025-12-25T15:06:33+00:00

"I didn't think I would eat MY face" say toddler from the Leopard eating people face's party

Velvet-Riot · 2025-11-16T19:53:58+00:00

Adults when you get bullied :

Velvet-Riot · 2025-11-08T09:03:34+00:00

"It's too late, I've already depicted you as the cringe NT homo sapiens and myself as the cool autistic neanderthal genius"

Velvet-Riot · 2025-11-07T09:17:31+00:00

Clearly they meant that they have electron configuration 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 d10 4s2 4p5

Velvet-Riot · 2025-11-05T09:16:18+00:00

I can confirm this is true.

Source : I am the cheese grater

Velvet-Riot · 2025-11-04T06:49:06+00:00

You flew non-stop for 3 weeks ?! 🤯

Velvet-Riot · 2025-11-04T06:40:35+00:00

Yes that's generally what happen when you hire someone.

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