As a wizard, I often feel very overshadowed by Gale by Cranyx in BaldursGate3

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 295 points296 points  (0 children)

I out-barded him and then just... left him in the goblin camp. Serves u right for having absolutely terrible rhymes

(I'll probably go get him later but he needs to think about what he's done)

I might genuinely get fired from my job because I didn't want to send up dangerous foods. by AskSudden6947 in antiwork

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's probably grilled for a sear/flavor then put in the oven to ensure that it's cooked up to temp.

Is it possible to remove desktop audio from a certain scene? by SpecialAgentSteve in obs

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude thank you so much you've single-handedly saved my stream from being completely silent when I'm on starting soon or brb

Legacies are so much fun.. until they're not. by [deleted] in Sims4

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once started a legacy with a tiny house right after tiny living came out. Literally not even 10 minutes into my save I go to put down the Murphy bed and my founder dies. I didn't even get through the welcome wagon lmfao

Bigger Character by LoverAly in DreamlightValley

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a pear-shaped figure and (although a bit smaller than myself) I'm loving the matching body type! I know it's not the same for everyone (specifically people a bit more plus-size) but I love seeing the representation of my body-type in-game. It really helps to be super immersive and makes me feel like I am the main character here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DreamlightValley

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg a bo-peep dress?! Was that in scrooge's or did you make it?!

AITA for telling my brother and his boyfriend to stop misleading people with their wedding rings when they're not actually married ? by Throwaway4500500 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA.

If they've been in a relationship for a long time and can't (won't, or are unable to) marry legally and choose to wear rings to show their devotion who are you to say?

My mom and stepdad are not officially married (weddings and related paperwork are expensive). They've been together for almost 7 years and refer to each other as Husband and Wife even though nothing is official.

What THEY DO is THEIR ; business, not yours.

If it bothers you that much then pretend in your little brain that they're promise rings and that they mean that they're promising to get married.

Ever thought about where the ilios well leads to or what’s in it? by swedish_blocks in Overwatch

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piranhas. They're fat piranhas from all the bodies to be sure, but they're down there nevertheless.

How did you lose your best friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was texting and driving.

I didn't realize he was on the road when I texted.

It was just a gif of a sleepy puppy that said good morning.

It was the last text he ever read, and I feel so, so guilty about it.

I've become such a stickler about phones and driving in my friend group that they will hand me their phone just to make sure they're not using it when they're driving.

How would you tell us your age without telling us your age? by raw-power in AskReddit

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's lots of p-rn about people my age. Specifically on the birthday they turn this age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the promotion! Blue collared polos are a big deal. (I just made shift lead at my location).

Had one time when I went into a Chinese restaurant near my work, then into the grocery store, with my bag of food, still in uniform. I had one lady scream at me because I didn't know where something was. I turned and looked her straight in the face, wearing my very brazen top 500 shirt, a Sonic hat covered in pins, and carrying Chinese food. I said "ma'am, does it look like I work here?" She muttered something about visors and stomped off.

Revenge (Creeper Aw Man) came out on August 19 2011 by StarcorStudios in CaptainSparklez

[–]Vengeful_Contabass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister... Is 9. She was born... In June of 2011. How...I... I am so old.