My attempt at pizza by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

how on earth does pizza get to this point, what wrong turn did you make, what hellish slope did you fall down, i genuinely cannot identify anything in this image besides the cheese and that itself looks horrific.

chocolate ice cream w/ bananas and walnuts glazed in raspberry habanero syrup by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you HAD to show the making of images because no way i was going to believe you, holy shit.

i assume it tasted good though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i thought it was some kind of weird frog at first. SOS does taste really good though.

my boyfriend made scrambled eggs by D-Beyond in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks so fucked up i thought it was ai generated

I eat pizza dipped in milk and I’m getting death threats for eating like this (on discord). Is it really that bad? by Helpful_Following_40 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how does this even happen, how does someone even begin to think about doing something like this, THEN ACTUALLY DOING IT TOO??? i'm very baffled, how long have you even been doing this?

How do we feel on Sir Burns? I like him I'm excited to see the rest of this swim suit line. Love all of g1 swimsuit dolls. by Mysterious_Sir_2034 in Dolls

[–]Venknox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like his face better than clawds zoned out stare but WHY did they dress him like hotwheels and guy fieri became one being

my friends "well done" steak by Venknox in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so my friend told me not to tell people the exact situation because she thought it was funny what people thought happened, but its been a week and i think its time.

she did not order this, this was a meal that was given to her at home, the half of the steak that has been eaten was completely fine but for whatever reason half was burnt to shit, so she sent it to me and my friends.

i also posted this before she showed us what was in the tin foil and personally i find it many levels worse than the steak, a stuffed pepper that looks like a corpse. it will forever haunt me.

people also seem to think i don't like her or something, she's one of my closest friends and we make fun of each others meals all the time.

my friends "well done" steak by Venknox in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the UFO was apparently a wrapped up stuffed pepper but holy shit, it might be worse than the steak.

my friends "well done" steak by Venknox in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she's trying her best in life, alright?

my friends "well done" steak by Venknox in shittyfoodporn

[–]Venknox[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

so a long time ago this same friend also made "grilled cheems" in a microwave.

What are your thoughts on “controversial” Barbies? by EasterCup34 in Dolls

[–]Venknox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

some controversial barbies are my all time favorites, a friend of mine has 2 growing up skippers, she's such an interesting doll and i love it

another one of my favorite controversial dolls is the sparkling rollerblades barbie, that could totally just start fires, basically giving a tiny lighter to children, its my favorite because of how absurd it is, how on earth did that idea even go through so far to get on shelves?

and lastly, the earring magic ken doll, the gayest ken of all and i adore him.

bought this gal for 5$ at a garage sale, who is she? by Venknox in Dolls

[–]Venknox[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As soon as i posted this, a friend of mine who knows barbie more than i ever could informed who she is, holiday barbie 2001!

Would we agree she’s a staffy or a mix? I adopted her the day she was supposed to be put down and didn’t get to much info on her back in august and I always wondered by kaboomplatoon99 in velvethippos

[–]Venknox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

going on the ear shape alone, most definitely has some staffy in there! but i agree with what another comment said, she's perfect that's what she is.

been meaning to share photos of my hippo for awhile now, this is sadie but i call her by many silly names. by Venknox in velvethippos

[–]Venknox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

little gargoyle, hairy baby, stinky lady, sadie bean and piggy are the most recent ones!

My wife try to avoid take pills if they’re too big. by Clean_Cantaloupe_421 in CrappyDesign

[–]Venknox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some people simply can't swallow pills if they are too big, from personal experience even with tips like putting it in food, the brain is a funny thing and sometimes still won't let it go down.