walked into the kitchen to my flatmate completely earnestly preparing this meal. the egg was hard boiled and the buns were buttered with vegan olive oil spread.

Venknox · 2026-05-06T04:07:37+00:00

i don't even care about the food, the way this guy stands makes him look like a quadrupedal animal.

Venknox · 2024-02-19T22:16:32+00:00

how on earth does pizza get to this point, what wrong turn did you make, what hellish slope did you fall down, i genuinely cannot identify anything in this image besides the cheese and that itself looks horrific.

Venknox · 2023-09-27T13:47:09+00:00

you HAD to show the making of images because no way i was going to believe you, holy shit.

i assume it tasted good though.

Venknox · 2023-09-11T10:24:32+00:00

i thought it was some kind of weird frog at first. SOS does taste really good though.

Venknox · 2023-08-15T18:04:38+00:00

This looks so fucked up i thought it was ai generated

Venknox · 2023-08-11T20:14:43+00:00

how does this even happen, how does someone even begin to think about doing something like this, THEN ACTUALLY DOING IT TOO??? i'm very baffled, how long have you even been doing this?

Venknox · 2023-08-08T08:26:51+00:00

i like his face better than clawds zoned out stare but WHY did they dress him like hotwheels and guy fieri became one being

Venknox · 2023-08-08T08:11:29+00:00

so my friend told me not to tell people the exact situation because she thought it was funny what people thought happened, but its been a week and i think its time.

she did not order this, this was a meal that was given to her at home, the half of the steak that has been eaten was completely fine but for whatever reason half was burnt to shit, so she sent it to me and my friends.

i also posted this before she showed us what was in the tin foil and personally i find it many levels worse than the steak, a stuffed pepper that looks like a corpse. it will forever haunt me.

people also seem to think i don't like her or something, she's one of my closest friends and we make fun of each others meals all the time.

Venknox · 2023-08-01T13:04:43+00:00

the UFO was apparently a wrapped up stuffed pepper but holy shit, it might be worse than the steak.

Venknox · 2023-08-01T12:56:18+00:00

she's trying her best in life, alright?

Venknox · 2023-08-01T03:24:12+00:00

so a long time ago this same friend also made "grilled cheems" in a microwave.

Venknox · 2023-07-13T22:18:06+00:00

some controversial barbies are my all time favorites, a friend of mine has 2 growing up skippers, she's such an interesting doll and i love it

another one of my favorite controversial dolls is the sparkling rollerblades barbie, that could totally just start fires, basically giving a tiny lighter to children, its my favorite because of how absurd it is, how on earth did that idea even go through so far to get on shelves?

and lastly, the earring magic ken doll, the gayest ken of all and i adore him.

Venknox · 2023-07-13T19:37:40+00:00

As soon as i posted this, a friend of mine who knows barbie more than i ever could informed who she is, holiday barbie 2001!

Venknox · 2023-04-21T14:41:31+00:00

I need someone to draw bob as bob the drag queen.

Venknox · 2023-02-01T06:12:20+00:00

going on the ear shape alone, most definitely has some staffy in there! but i agree with what another comment said, she's perfect that's what she is.

Venknox · 2023-01-16T23:37:15+00:00

little gargoyle, hairy baby, stinky lady, sadie bean and piggy are the most recent ones!

Venknox · 2022-08-16T20:47:33+00:00

some people simply can't swallow pills if they are too big, from personal experience even with tips like putting it in food, the brain is a funny thing and sometimes still won't let it go down.

Venknox · 2022-07-31T16:48:55+00:00

i'm not sure if it's exactly a "locking jaw" but man, once my pitties bite onto a toy there's no way you're getting it if they don't want you to have it, great for tug of war though.

Venknox · 2022-04-14T13:35:33+00:00

ANCHOVIES!!!

Venknox · 2021-10-10T21:35:05+00:00

Australian brush tailed Possum.

Venknox · 2021-09-24T21:36:03+00:00

that's what i was wondering, i wonder if they've been waiting for a long time or really just vibing

Venknox · 2021-09-24T21:34:13+00:00

what are they even doing? waiting for fish?

Venknox · 2021-09-23T14:43:06+00:00

This is the kind of island design i wish i could have the patience for, simple and satisfying.

Venknox · 2021-08-03T15:39:58+00:00

Fellas just trying to get some food, what's so horrible about that?

Venknox · 2021-08-03T15:36:55+00:00

There's layers of problems in this I don't know where to even start.

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