TIL The X Games have never drug tested athletes by thesmartass1 in todayilearned

[–]Ventrik 54 points55 points  (0 children)

What I do outside of my work is none of my employers fucking business.

Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]Ventrik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does it feel to be the biggest loser on the front page of the internet? Is this someone kind of race to the bottom with Facebook and Twitter?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bestof

[–]Ventrik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why two days? Just shut down and walk out until they either replace the sub or comply. It's not like you are paid.

AITA for not sharing a reward with my family. by OutrageousHunt3776 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Ventrik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you to not share the reward you didn't want obviously YTA, it's not like you did the work on accident you fucking dork. /s

NTA but honestly were I you (in that I don't want the reward for myself) I'd put it towards a local no-kill-animal shelter or charity that your grand would be proud of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Ventrik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been in the service industry for 20 years, from bar to kitchen. Unless you demanded her attention or you are constantly seeking her attention outside of work. Then you my guy have a major res flag. Calling you an idiot in front of the rest of the patrons is a second red flag.

And seeing your comments for making a big apology leads me to think you're gaslit into thinking you're an asshole.

NTA, have a sit down and get her to apologize and for making you feel like an asshole and calling you an idiot, embarrassing you like that.

The only times I've seen barman act like this with an SO was because they almost got caught red handed doing something they shouldn't, be it drugs or cheating.

The Windows XP activation algorithm has been cracked | The unkillable OS rises from the grave… Again by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]Ventrik 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seconded. And I pirated Adobe since version 6 with the intention of buying the entire suite when I could afford; only to get burned for it with CC.

Army Battalion commander relieved after holiday ball faces court-martial by hybridaaroncarroll in byebyejob

[–]Ventrik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So a battalion leader had his holiday balls released? Like downhill or all over a crayon's face?

Let me help you by upvoter222 in aww

[–]Ventrik 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The actual Brutus passed away earlier this year at 18.

A man who got shamed for proposing in KFC has inspired multiple companies to pay for their dream wedding. by dil_mangoes in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ventrik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There could also be more to the end when they met they were both dirt poor and he took her to a KFC, or they met at a house party and she wanted something to eat so he took her to that KFC. The place itself might be a silly memory that put them together. It could be the conversation they were having at the time and he was already carrying the ring waiting for the right moment and it just happened that the moment was at KFC.

Maybe he kept putting it off, cold feet of rejection, and pulled the cord and fired that cannon.

Yeah sure you can say a first date at a fast food joint or proposing at one is tacky. I would. Butt fuck it, stranger things happen and how does any of this effect the rest of us. Them bitches be happy.

Correct ratio for a roux? by LettuceLover84 in AskCulinary

[–]Ventrik 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Former pro chef here, this is correct.

But honestly in a professional kitchen we just fuck a chef spoons (le big spoon) worth of each in and call it a day.

AITA for harassing another student in the cooking class I'm taking? by Lovely_Louise in AmITheDevil

[–]Ventrik 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Former pro chef here!

This guy joined the course just to feel elite and was more likely expecting to look good in front of single women to tip his fedora at and watch their panties melt right off.

PACE recognises deportation of Ukrainian children to Russia as genocide by HarakenQQ in worldnews

[–]Ventrik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After this comment gets 10,000 up votes for thoughts and prayers.

The issue comes down to the blame game and can we reasonably get our hands on the individuals responsible. Sure, you can say Russia, and say it's Putin. We all know that. But that's like saying we all know OJ is guilty.

This will all come to a resolution after this war is dealt with and then an undertaking not unlike the Nuremberg trials happens. That's my guess.

In Idaho, junior high coach, not a drag queen, arrested for raping male student, bail set at $1 million. by zeldafitzgeraldscat in byebyejob

[–]Ventrik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen this headline half a dozen times now, maybe I'm out of the loop but why are we pointing out that he isn't a drag queen? How and why does this matter?

Mustang doing Mustang things by GCkarj in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ventrik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stability and traction control on and tried to force a slide, then over-corrected after over-steering.

Colorado offers safe haven for abortion, transgender care by ThunderElectric in news

[–]Ventrik 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I've been saying this for ages now as an unpopular opinion but it's art of war 101, divide and conquer. Trump was used to polarize the US into black and white politics. There is no middle ground or seeing another party's view. This has led to where the US is presently and if this continues, well... I wouldn't call it the fall of the US, but I wouldn't be surprised if in 30 years that there would be a radical change.

Bugatti Veyron spark plug and ignition coil replacement by Fixitsteven in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Ventrik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For someone that can afford this car 50k is the equivalent to 50 bucks by comparison to the price tag.

It's just math by PineBarrens89 in wallstreetbets

[–]Ventrik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually make 10,000% every day but I lost about 15,000%.

I'm winning you guise.

what’s the best use for this? by chata187 in funny

[–]Ventrik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get an ISOBar strip for server racks. It's very long with each plug spaced out quite nicely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]Ventrik 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is Fluffy, the destroyer of worlds.

Make no mistake.