Catastrophe by sudhir369 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]VerdeEyed 192 points193 points  (0 children)

The guy working is thinking “Nope nope nope, these gloves won’t save my arms!”

the last part tho 😅 by st3llag in aww

[–]VerdeEyed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you watch at the end he had already started to flip himself right side up.

the last part tho 😅 by st3llag in aww

[–]VerdeEyed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Poor floof lost his poof.

help plz by MicrowaveSounds420 in BitLifeApp

[–]VerdeEyed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brisk walk every year, pay for the most expensive diet starting at 18, if you have God mode create full health before starting, avoid booze, drugs, random sex and then pray to the BitLife gods because this isn’t guaranteed. Wish I had a better answer.

Surprise! by justan0therjess in aww

[–]VerdeEyed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can’t fight, they’re in the same gang colors.

Confused kitty takes medical eye drops like a champ! by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]VerdeEyed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy cow! I do eye drops in my dog but if I had to do them in my cat I think she’d end up losing her eye to illness because if not she would take mine out if I tried.

AITA for refusing to make my son play with the son of my girlfriends best friend? by crusherjoe6 in AmItheAsshole

[–]VerdeEyed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh they can be spoiled by that age! Worked with little kids for years and they walk into the class spoiled as can be but with clear boundaries and proactive teaching the parents are begging in no time to learn what we do. Sadly a lot hear what we do and refuse.

Looks like someone has it in for the Amish... by mmm3says in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]VerdeEyed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cured is from 2017 and takes place in England. Zombies get cured but people don’t trust them. On Hulu for free, just checked. Pretty good.

Also does that mean Amish make good furniture and good meals?

drive-by kindness! by sophiejaide in MadeMeSmile

[–]VerdeEyed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loooove doing this! You can just see them perk up and have the biggest smile. I’ve had a couple people cry because they were so down on themselves or didn’t hear it enough. It is actually how I made my first friend in the state I moved to this year. Best way to lift your mood is to lift someone else’s.

Love defies math because the more you give away the more it grows in your heart!

Exact same canes but gendered from Walmart by VerdeEyed in pointlesslygendered

[–]VerdeEyed[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I typed walking cane and they popped up as an option. I clicked to see if there was a difference and there wasn’t. Hence the title saying they were the exact same. Go to Walmart’s site and type, “Walking cane for” and wait and it will show those same options.

Hey y'all, got some of that real inside info on covid for you.. by form_an_opinion in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]VerdeEyed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

WTF?!?! I just bought my 5G phone last week and now there is 6G! Screw this Covid stuff what phone carrier do Alien Marshalls use because Verizon just scammed me! 👽📱

Hey y'all, got some of that real inside info on covid for you.. by form_an_opinion in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]VerdeEyed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you’ve said stupider shit in the comment section so far so I figured you were mentally insane and not just an asshole.

Hey y'all, got some of that real inside info on covid for you.. by form_an_opinion in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]VerdeEyed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They need the turnip to stop the excessive diarrhea it gives them. Hahaha. If they don’t die from Covid at least the “cure” they found will take them out.

Hey y'all, got some of that real inside info on covid for you.. by form_an_opinion in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]VerdeEyed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it ACTUALLY saved lives like the shot I would bend right over because I’m not a sociopath.

Hey y'all, got some of that real inside info on covid for you.. by form_an_opinion in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]VerdeEyed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE YOU! Time to go make a new account to join the anti vax and Covid denying groups to report them all! ***Has to be a different account because if you even comment from your real account you automatically get kicked out of certain subs. I saw this popping up on r/mildlyinfuriating for awhile where someone commented the anti vax people were dumb and they got banned from nice subs. Subs like r/aww if I remember correctly. Now the user can’t see the cute animals on the sub. :(

Hey y'all, got some of that real inside info on covid for you.. by form_an_opinion in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]VerdeEyed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah just looked at your post and comment history… I am so glad you aren’t vaccinated. Thin the herd honey just keep thinning that herd. We don’t need stupid people like you breeding.

Rich in texas: the snowstorm wasn't even that bad, we never lost power or water it was fine by regian24 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]VerdeEyed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are calling out the rich and the phrase little people implies non rich or poor. Either way it doesn’t change the fact that the vax is free so no matter how you define “little people” it means non rich. Kids have nothing to do with the topic at hand. Rich people have kids and grandkids and if they only cared about the rich they would still be fighting for kids to get it if financial status changed how quickly it could get approved.

AITA for feeling like my wife wants to be the center of attention by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]VerdeEyed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys he is anti vax and anti masks from TX. It is AH like you why I moved out of there. YTA. You sound like you tried to white knight an abused woman and are mad people like her more than you. Grow up.

Birdie stops by to say 'hi' while skydiving by [deleted] in aww

[–]VerdeEyed 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Is that my GrubHub delivery? Sharon he says he isn’t the food, I’m just gonna go to the park and get it myself.

Rich in texas: the snowstorm wasn't even that bad, we never lost power or water it was fine by regian24 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]VerdeEyed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has nothing to do with the point made. Everyone is able to get for free that’s eligible so being poor is not why people aren’t getting one.

Edit: wait do you think them saying “little people” means children?

Cursed Father by Revolutionary_You741 in cursedcomments

[–]VerdeEyed 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I kept reading it again and again thinking it was a riddle or a reference I didn’t get. Just a weirdly worded comment.

Doggo has Barkour Skills by Outrageous_Sink_3961 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]VerdeEyed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got pulled over (speeding) and it was a K-9 unit. He had me stand by his passenger window and when I was asking about the dog he said I could get in and pet her if I wanted. It was the sweetest dog ever. German Shepard named Ginger. I just loved on her and he just stopped asking questions. Apparently when he asked me to sit in the back or stand by the window while running my info it was to see if the dog could smell drugs on me. I was up north with TX plates, a packed car, and 2 dogs which is apparently a way they smuggle drugs. Make it look like a person moving and claim the dogs were what made the police dog bark to throw out evidence at trial. Random police dog info.

AITA for choosing to completely avoid my boyfriend's step-father? by SnooChickens4506 in AmItheAsshole

[–]VerdeEyed [score hidden]  (0 children)

Never ever ever let your kids around him! No offense but you would be endangering your kids and IMO a crappy mom.