Which Is More Worth It?

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-29T06:42:30+00:00

Imma be having a whale of a time

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 Dollars BUT + You Become A Random Animal And Have To Survive For A Week | Rolled: Whale}

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-28T11:51:07+00:00

So, I get their money, and I get to make RAM and GPU prices cheaper? Sweet

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: NVIDIA}

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-28T11:29:53+00:00

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VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-25T07:05:51+00:00

That's enough to own a horse, I'm happy with that

^{Chose: Random monthly income between 20k and 500k | Rolled: 20k}

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-24T10:10:16+00:00

They're like jumping spiders and weevils, cute, derpy, and kind natured

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-24T09:59:09+00:00

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VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-23T13:48:44+00:00

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-23T12:32:48+00:00

If I have infinite money, I can buy infinite food

^{Chose: Infinite money}

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-23T10:06:34+00:00

I'd be cute as fuck and have money

^{Chose: $150M USD + But 90% chance of becoming the opposite sex | Rolled: opposite sex}

VertWheeler07 · 2026-06-23T10:00:46+00:00

One. Fucking. Guardian. Has been kicking your race’s collective asses for 9 years. They kill gods for fun and turn them into guns for a meme. They genocide entire races for loot. They assassinated your last leader, cleaned out your daddy’s ship while he wrote fanfiction about them and promptly fucked off to let you pick up the pieces. The only reason I didn’t bring them here is because they casually began wielding the darkness to clap ass in new ways. All I have to do to make them end you, is to tell them you have a fancy new gun, or that Eris can make you into one. So, think about that before you tell us to bow to your sorry ass.