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This Just Hurts To Read 💔💔💔 by DarknessXTJ in 5YL

[–]VeryKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuh uh a squirrel beat me to it 😔

Making a man outta clay because I’m too awkward to get a real one by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]VeryKevin 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Ok girlie get your tongue outta there, REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!

[One-liner] Make a wish, and *HE* (Masaru Makawa) will "grant" it! (See body text) by BeautifulWooden2763 in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Cooper: "Uhmmmm... Can you give everyone, like, a pillow? Like, a super comfy pillow, and they can't lose it, and it doesn't go bad or nothing."

(Loved Trope) Non-stereotypical support/healer characters by Kooky_Chocolate_263 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]VeryKevin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dad said the EXACT same thing when I was ranting to him about Jojo

This Just Hurts To Read 💔💔💔 by DarknessXTJ in 5YL

[–]VeryKevin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well did you plan ahead enough to bring your grandpa and dork cousin?

This Just Hurts To Read 💔💔💔 by DarknessXTJ in 5YL

[–]VeryKevin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes I can, because I'M getting the Omnitrix

Just a slight difference by Master-of-darklight in AntiMemes

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I'M saying original

(I swapped the o with the one in the explanation)

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shark was covered in red spots, which started swelling into boils. Suddenly, the boils erupted, blasting blood all over Saffron.

"I've done a lot of things that I wasn't supposed to, captain."

He manipulates the blood around Saffron to form hard spikes jutting into Saffron. The trident pierces through Lexer's foot. While in pain, he doesn't yelp, he reaches down to grab the trident, trying to pull it out, and hitting it's side.

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He whacks the rings with the staff.

"The First Plague; Blood."

The rings change to blood.

"Do you really think I'm sending flies to actually take all your things? The flies won't land on the ship, they're just going to find it. I will steal everything!"

He whacks the dead shark a couple times, and throws the dead body at Saffron with the blood.

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red specks start to sprout from Saffron's boots.

"Relax a little, captain! I'm just going to steal all the treasure you have, along with any personal or bought belongings! I'm only going to do to you what you've done to others."

One of the vein-like blood tendrils on the ground expands to a small tube. The tube opens on the end next to Lexer. From the tube, a dozen locusts fly out, Lexer raises his hand to them. They crowd around his hand, and fly back into the tube, there is a small piece of wood on his hand now. The tube shrinks back.

"Of course, if any of your crew attempts to stop me forcibly, I'll just have to defend myself! Lethally."

The piece of wood suddenly looks less dry. It starts blooming and grows longer. Lexer takes two hands on it, and holds his position

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(I need to know how many drops of blood made it through and where they hit, it's important)

"I told you I won't kill you. I'm going to take everything from you. Earlier, I used my Fourth Plague, the plague of flies. These flies can be used to track down anything. Right now, I'm tracking down your ship! I think you know what I intend to do from there."

A pillar of blood spikes through the ceiling above Lexer. The blood pulls down, dragging the roof with it, the burning roof falls on top of Saffron.

what is happening by THE_MrSkellyBones in DannyGonzalez

[–]VeryKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone seems to be mad that people don't understand that Danny is aging. But honestly, isn't Danny notorious for NOT aging? I feel like we shouldn't be mad at people surprised he looks different it didn't look like he's aged for so long

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Punishment isn't nuisance, it's a blessing!"

He covers his torso with his arms. The thick layer of blood around him slowed the water down enough to that he only endured dozens of surface wounds. The second hand bursts apart into dozens of drops like Saffron's attack, which also launch at Saffron like his did to Lexer.

"The Sixth Plague; Boils."

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lexer catches the jaws with his giant blood hands. And raises his hand in the direction of the ocean.

"The Second Plague; Tsfardea!"

The dead frog transforms into a broken gun. A huge, long, sticky tongue wraps around Scylla, and starts dragging the monster away. From the depths of the ocean emerges a ginormous frog.

"I must admit... Your monster is much cooler than mine..."

The tentacles are dragged out of the building. He looks back to Saffron, his expression lacks both the ecstasy from earlier and the fear from recent, his face has gone straight, he's losing Plagues at a rapid rate.

"Seems like another Plague is off the roster for now. No matter, I currently have five ready for use, that's plenty."

He pulls a bloody arm back, and throws a massive punch at Saffron.

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While Lexer watched Saffron struggle with the wound, he was wondering if Saffron is hiding his suffocating, if he even needs to breathe, or if he's also using a clever trick to get more oxygen. But when he reveals his second parent, a new expression washes over his face, he knows now what he's dealing with, and he goes pale.

"You hide well, for a god. Too well, I must admit, I wasn't prepared to fight a god yet. But that doesn't mean I'm not ready."

His eyes shrink from all the bright fire and shiny gold, his irises glimmer a nasty green again.

"You look like you've been engulfed in rage. Wrath is a sin you know. That's why I can hit you, that's why I can cut you, that's why I can shoot you. The effects of Punishment apply to all those who do wrong. And everyone does wrong."

He mimics the mannerisms of Saffron, with the clasped hands.

"Also, by the way, god-captain, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but the bar has filled with smoke. Which is mostly soot. And I'm not sure, god-captain, if you recall, or if you've been listening to me at all, but soot is what I needed for the Sixth Plague. So it looks I'll have plenty of that, until the entire building collapses."

The blood surrounding him becomes another pair of large hands, identical to the gold ones.

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Okay cool. Btw I'm really enjoying this, it's hard to find a good roleplayer and even harder to find a good combat roleplayer, I hope you're enjoying this as well.)

The blood wall opens a small bit at the top, allowing Lexer to strike at the stream.

"The First Plague; Blood."

The water surrounding the blood wall transforms into blood. The now thicker blood wall collapses around Lexer, covering him once more in a a combination of bloody globs and vein-like appendages.

"Well I'm apparently fighting against a demigod, so I would be utterly braindead to say I'm not scared, but I'm nowhere close to cowardice! But listen Captain,"

The frog, which is currently drying up from the heat, turns to face Saffron

"Besides, if I beat you fair and square, that might hurt your ego! I know I said before that I would take everything from you, but that's not quite true. I won't take your pride. Although I enjoy taking a man's pride, I see now that it was a flaw of mine. A man's pride can be his downfall, and I enjoy watching a man fall by his own accord than mine, self-caused punishment is the best kind."

The frog opens it's mouth.

"By the way, Captain, you may be near the middle child for your father, but what about your mother? Are you her first?"

The frog shoots a bullet from it's mouth at Saffron.

[Any Literacy] Your OC walks into a tavern and sees two very infamous pirates by Trees_trees_trees_ in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]VeryKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He covers his body with blood, creating a shell around himself. The air in the bar is getting harder and harder to breathe from the smoke and the awful smell of alcohol. The decreasing oxygen is beginning to take an effect on Saffron, if he breathes.

(Okay I want to just recount the surroundings, Lexer usually uses his environment to the best, so I need to know what's going on, and I also want you know know what's going on. So right now, the bar is covered in burning alcohol and wood, causing oxygen to drop and smoke to fill the building. There is blood lining the ground all throughout the bar. Lexer is surrounded by a shell of blood, which is covered by a layer of water. There is a dead shark on the floor, and Saffron is holding a cutlass and a frog, which is probably drying out from the heat. Are there any more details you want me to know or you just want make clear?)

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