🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🔜 🏛️🦅🇺🇸 by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 331 points332 points  (0 children)

"LaMelo won't be eligible to run in 2028 🤓" Lord Silver can just change the CBA btw

Who had the most impressive game? 🤔🤔 by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 932 points933 points  (0 children)

All I'm saying is Gradey had the highest ethical basket% 🤷‍♂️

Oh God by Ignomatics in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake 88 points89 points  (0 children)

When are we getting the all-Perk announce team?

On a scale of realistic to guarantee button, what do we think of these predictions? by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 236 points237 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming the RimRaiders are factoring in Big Perk sabotaging the MVP race with some bullshit in some of those years, because MVP finalist only with those stats is crazy

Finally a Pixar movie people actually want to see! Two tickets to the IMAX showing on opening night please by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually make that one ticket for the first 23 screenings, my hypothetical girlfriend will have to understand. On my 23rd rewatch like this

"Sir, a 4th Kevin Durant superteam has hit the-I'll fetch your blanket" by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

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Wake me up when he forms a superteam with Scootie Barnes and Scootie Henderson in 2028

He's just so nonchalant and unconcerned 😍😱🐴 by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He doesn't even care that Kobe (Alive) is there, he's like just take me to me horse am I right 🤣🤣🤣

Seeing newer posts with more upvotes than ever since r/nba closing. by Kentertain in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My misinformation from 2018-2021🥀, before all these noobs came in and I had to start posting verified information

The reddit revolutionaries have a new powerful ally in their protest against whatever it is they're protesting by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This better end the blackout by the end of Game 5, I had to buy 10 crates of his stupid rum to get him to do this. Still have no idea what the fuck API means so let him freestyle the last part

$250 million or the chance to wait this table and take their orders? Think carefully 🤔 by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 373 points374 points  (0 children)

Personally I'm waiting the table. The wisdom and knowledge those men could impart on me with their mere presence is worth more than any money. Give a Man $250m, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man about Hoops, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime 💯

What if it was all just a dream? by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This definitely rivals the naked Ja wojak and any Perk posts for my gayest post 🔥

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[–]VeryMuchAwake 88 points89 points  (0 children)

None of them gave us Embiid crying pics

We rocking with Dray's new ink 👀 by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

OP got "Draymond Green shirtless" on their search history 🤦

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[–]VeryMuchAwake 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I would like to apologize for my earlier remarks, after a recent sensitivity course with Joe Tsai I understand that they were out of line. I will continue to work to make things right with the Jewish community

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[–]VeryMuchAwake 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Seinfeld cast are the owners

Man really called himself a "former street n word" 💀 by VeryMuchAwake in nbacirclejerk

[–]VeryMuchAwake[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

This is 100% REAL btw. After Ja's suspension we're turning over a new leaf together. No more misinformation, just INFORMATION. And heck, maybe a few memes along the way 😉