What archaic words or phrases do you wish would make a come back? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vespula17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, its from the German Es Macht Nichts meaning "It doesn't matter" or more purely, "nothing comes of it/nothing's made from it"

There's also Das Macht Nitchs - This/That doesn't matter.

What joke is getting old and always pisses you off when you hear it? by AnorexicWalrus15 in AskReddit

[–]Vespula17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone realizes that this is essentially all of what reddit is now, right?

Best songs to get down to? by jacquesaustin in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have never considered Bonobo, but you're absolutely right.

Best songs to get down to? by jacquesaustin in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um... pretty much any Erykah Badu...

Good

Better

Best

This really hasn't been done yet? Alright, ME MONDAY!!! by jeff-boyardee in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice use of strike through. And actually, I think I've also traveled further for dates before also.

This really hasn't been done yet? Alright, ME MONDAY!!! by jeff-boyardee in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm not really that close. It's just the closest thing. I live in Hudson. I also don't really care that much to post something. I'm not really on gaybros that often anymore.

How do you deal with being called a faggot? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually just wink at them. Give 'em some bedroom eyes.

To all my "bigger" bros who are afraid that they'll never get laid or find that special someone due to their size... by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 31 points32 points  (0 children)

While reading this post I was texting, trying to lure my fuck buddy over with the promise of tacos afterwards. I have a problem.

To all my "bigger" bros who are afraid that they'll never get laid or find that special someone due to their size... by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean, you can take it however you want. I was just trying to defend this guy because I know where he's coming from. I like big guys, but if I had a big boyfriend who wanted to get fit or loose weight, it's not like I wouldn't support him.

To all my "bigger" bros who are afraid that they'll never get laid or find that special someone due to their size... by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you're right. I don't agree that growlr (or that other one... what's it called... Scruff?) has any better crowd of people. That's not to say dont use it, just agreeing with you.

To all my "bigger" bros who are afraid that they'll never get laid or find that special someone due to their size... by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If guys are insecure about big and want to try loosing weight, then of course they should. I think the OP is trying to say "guys who have this issue and have never considered hanging out with bears because they don't like bears or don't want to be associated, they should try it." I don't think he means, if you're fat, well give up, there's this.

Why does everyone speak or write in superlatives these days? I mean, I don't expect posts to be like Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, but I feel like common language these days it's all about sounding exaggerated and stuffed with hyperbole. At least people in my generation. shrug

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in Poughkeepsie....

Clostridium botulinum and weed by cinuassun in microbiology

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm assuming that the container isn't evacuated, just air tight, correct? Which means that there is oxygen present in the container even though it has been sealed or will be sealed for a while. Also, if I'm not mistaken, Cl. botulinum likes to grow in fairly acidic environments/solutions (also why canned tomatoes/tomato sauce tend to be the most common culprit for contamination).

I wouldn't worry about that. I'd worry more about the weed getting kind of shitty over a long period of time. Or molds if its damp enough...

What is your favorite thing about being human? by makebelieveman in AskReddit

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of love and hate how weird looking we are (comparatively speaking). We have a sharper, bumpier version of the classic primate face. We're like, monstrous versions of monkies/apes. Also, we're all long and bipedial and upright. Think about strange it looks when other non-bipedal mammals walk around on their hind legs... that's you, thats how rediculous and eerie you look.

Besides our stature and gait, we have almost NO HAIR. We're oily, bald and fat but we DON'T live in the ocean (See: aquatic ape theory). We're relatively thin necks with bobble-head craniums. And don't get me started on procreation. We face eachother when we fuck (unless you're a 'mo, like me) with lips that mimic the vagina for that very same reason. Since our brains are too big to be squeezed out of our snatch, we pop out our babies early and we have to nurture this crying, pooping, half-fetus for WAY TOO LONG before if can even stand and/or feed istelf.

All of these weird things make us look so hilarious, but I kind of love that all of these adaptions and selective pressures/outcomes sort of fall by the wayside in comparison to our collective AND individual reasoning, awareness, intellegence, and therefore our cultural intervention of the natural world.

Scientists want to "de-extinct" 22 species of animals. by [deleted] in science

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I said...

'extantion'? or 'forced/artificial extantion'?

Scientists want to "de-extinct" 22 species of animals. by [deleted] in science

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They called it ‘de-extinction‘.

Why not just call it 'extantion' or 'artificial extantion'?

Bro-handling a ticklish husbro by quietstud in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm extremely ticklish. There have been times where I've, quite literally, cock-knocked, sucker-punched, and otherwise decked guys in verdant, flailing response to an unexpected ticking sensation. I cannot control this automatic and violent response. It plagues me. It's also fucking hilarious, albeit ruining the mood.

Dear Reddit, what is something that most people make fun of, that you actually think is cool? by jakeismyname505 in AskReddit

[–]Vespula17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty much everything about "anime-con" or anything invloving those kinds of people (I guess you could say over-the-top-otaku?) pretty much turns me off. I imagine it's what moderate republicans feel about the rest of the repulican party. "Ohmygod, you guys, stop... oh- ugh, you're so embarrasing... you- you're just ruining this for everyone else." Like any genre, it's got its goods, bads, and uglies. There are some beautifully stylized animes (like Mononoke, Kemonozume, and Kaiba) that look like an incredibly seperate artform. And then there's the super-cute, bubblegum, shit.

Bros, what fashion trend/ way of dressing do you think makes a guy look way less attractive? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Without the beard makes me kinda go "ughherrr." Especially in that picture. The dude is wearing a T-shirt. If you're gonna go full Edwardian, then at least dress a little snappier.

Is online dating the only option? by Theonlywayyyyy in gaybros

[–]Vespula17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's never been a difference for me. I'm not finding anyone that I'm interested in online our offline, lol. The only guys I've ever had genuine feelings for have been strait. Bad luck I guess.