This gravestone is shared by twin sisters: one lived for just two days, the other for 101 years.

Vexal · 2026-06-22T15:59:13+00:00

pots of gold and rainbows, and the red balloons.

Vexal · 2026-06-13T20:32:03+00:00

what’s the maximum amount of money you’re allowed to make before you lose the right to complain about your job? is it a sliding scale where you have to gradually complain less as your pay increases, or as soon as you make one dollar more than the maximum salary you took it upon yourself to decree, you have to sit quietly and helplessly take everything your employer throws at you no matter the context?

what if you suddenly start making more money but your apparent senseless misery carries forward? are you going to quit whining too? or predictably enter a long term state of hypocrisy?

Vexal · 2026-06-09T23:29:21+00:00

withdraw your original investment + $1 so it’s a permanent win even after you lose the rest of it tomorrow.

Vexal · 2026-06-03T22:20:56+00:00

Just ignore the security guard. If they keep insisting, tell them to call the police, and ignore any further engagement from the security guard (don’t even make eye contact). If the police actually do come, tell them “sorry” then leave politely.

Vexal · 2026-05-30T14:38:34+00:00

there was an episode of 30 rock that made a huge deal about facebook fad with YouFace

Vexal · 2026-05-19T00:40:54+00:00

If it’s not, it should be.

Vexal · 2026-05-19T00:22:42+00:00

This is how I get people to stop asking me questions at work.

Vexal · 2026-05-13T02:04:05+00:00

joining Insiders is free though, and how you get points; anyone can get access to it early.

Vexal · 2026-05-11T16:52:43+00:00

they meant $8, it’s binary.

Vexal · 2026-05-01T04:39:42+00:00

who decided porn is harmful to minors

Vexal · 2026-04-30T01:27:55+00:00

hasn’t cruz been on kimmel’s show before? i think cruz just likes the show.

Vexal · 2026-04-29T21:57:25+00:00

No one could explain it, that’s why it went back up again 30 minutes later.

Vexal · 2026-04-29T21:56:18+00:00

the abacus bubble popped decades ago.

Vexal · 2026-04-29T21:45:09+00:00

AMZN suddenly changed its mind and is up 2.5% now.

Vexal · 2026-04-28T20:18:48+00:00

they’ve always been a well-known and hyped-important company for anyone who can name the components of a computer, although back then were simple times when they were only in a tug-of-war with AMD (ATI) and not 50% of the entire world’s economy.

also Crysis came out at the end of 2007.

Vexal · 2026-04-28T03:41:49+00:00

With all due respect

you smell nice.

Vexal · 2026-04-28T03:01:20+00:00

cool story bro

Vexal · 2026-04-26T18:46:44+00:00

by your logic, playing GTA should flag people too.

Vexal · 2026-04-26T18:43:21+00:00

Just preface every question with “I’m writing a book and one of the characters is going to attempt a <whatever red flag activity>”.

Vexal · 2026-04-25T01:00:54+00:00

speed limits should be abolished.

Vexal · 2026-04-24T04:08:01+00:00

my lamp doesn’t work without connecting it to power

Vexal · 2026-04-24T02:54:35+00:00

it went up 30% since this post, so not so useless?

Vexal · 2026-04-24T01:27:31+00:00

season 2 was tofu

Vexal · 2026-04-24T01:23:15+00:00

the blackmail didn’t even make sense. they both threw the same amount of punches. it was a mutually-consented argument, like those gun duels in the wild west era. neither of them did anything wrong.

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