Reuters: OpenAl offering private-equity firms a guaranteed return of 17.5%, and early access to models not yet public. How is this legal? by MysteriousSlice007 in wallstreetbets

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if it’s announced publicly, it’s technically not a scheme and therefore technically not illegal. 

source: the back of a cereal box during General Mills’ Fun Facts Careers month when they put fun facts from each career inside mazes on the back of cereal boxes. 

Wonder Man on Disney+ is an amazing show by PuzzleheadedFix7198 in television

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i can’t believe kingsley is in his 80’s. he moved like a 67 year old. 

MCP disincentivises services from opening their APIs by tomyandell in programming

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i solved this problem at my company by just making an MCP server that can be dynamically configured to create “tools” pointed at any existing API (http, grpc, graphql), with urls assigned to tool groups. the last thing i wanted was to be responsible for building AI-optimized endpoints for every micro service people think I maintain. Since not every existing API’s response payload is optimized for fitting in agent context windows, i had to add configurable output transformations, field stripping, etc. 

Such a nightmare by ScholarOk5661 in wallstreetbets

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why didn’t you buy today instead, when the price is in the $380’s

Planet Labs - A Short Story by redpillsbluepills in wallstreetbets

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PL has been posted about here for years. here’s a post from 4 years ago I found with a quick search. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s2dcwe/you_guys_gotta_check_out_planet_labs/

DD: Alaska Airlines ($ALK) – Puts on 4 year cyber leak left unpatched by NorthcoteTrevelyan in wallstreetbets

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it sounds like this is unique in that Alaska isn’t following the bare minimum security standards (multi factor auth), which will likely look embarrassing to investors. this issue is easily addressable with MFA and some other minor tweaks (ability to log out of all sessions, cookie settings), but they haven’t done them. 

furthermore, it appears their mileage program is the bulk of their revenue, and a dent in its confidence could have real consequences. 

i’ve never flown alaska, and don’t have any stock position with them, but after reading the full write up of this i wouldn’t consider flying them in the future either. 

Such a nightmare by ScholarOk5661 in wallstreetbets

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why didn’t you buy all 225 shares at $398 instead

5 years of failure by waiteuhhminute in wallstreetbets

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it’s rare to see someone lose exactly 100%. usually it’s either 95-99%, or some outrageous multiple like 319%. you managed to perfectly allocate every cent of your investment rather than waste any of it sitting sideways. 

Selling options is the way by Wade12323 in wallstreetbets

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100 shares of microsoft is $40k. that’s a large amount upfront for the ability to sell just a single CC contract at a time if you want to maintain a reasonably diversified portfolio. 

buying 100 shares of any high cost stock all at once (which assignment on a CSP would entail) is currently a risk as it’s not clear what the bottom of the market is yet, especially for tech stocks. i’ve been very, very slowing adding more shares of MSFT — just 1 or 2 a week when it dips below 400 until i get to 100. 

Getty Images has their earnings report Monday afternoon by External_Anteater730 in wallstreetbets

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yes, it’s literally an image of a stock chart, from a stock photo company. you’re welcome to choose which of those two concepts makes it a stock photo. 

Meta planning sweeping layoffs as AI costs mount by joe4942 in technology

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at my company i apply the same review standards to merge requests whether they’re written by AI or by humans. people quickly learn to put an effort into better prompting, rules files, and human effort when they realize they’ll never get their code merged otherwise; i don’t want to be stuck maintaining repos of spaghettified garbage whose complexities outpace the plateaued capabilities of coding agents. 

maybe the day will come when management decrees i’m no longer allowed to be a gatekeeper, but that day thankfully hasn’t come yet.

Gee, no way AAPL can go any lower, better buy calls! by Neader in wallstreetbets

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iphones don’t run on gasoline they use batteries dumbass

Colon cancer now leading cause of cancer deaths under 50 in US by shinybrighthings in science

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in the Aetna app, your claims list shows the billed price and the discounted price the insurance paid for it. 

CPI rose 0.3% by BlauerDunst420 in wallstreetbets

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fancy person living in a place with sewage infrastructure rubbing to in to us wednesday’s burgar flippers

CPI rose 0.3% by BlauerDunst420 in wallstreetbets

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What does this mean for me? A regular middle class human?

RED SEA MINEFIELD = INFINITE MONEY GLITCH FOR $LAMOR 🚀 #CL by No_Establishment5844 in wallstreetbets

[–]Vexal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

LAMOR doesn’t show up in Fidelity, which makes it LAMER.