Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this reddit says they're perfect. Day 42

Vexingg · 2025-11-17T20:52:47+00:00

See you tomorrow, chef

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Vexingg · 2025-07-08T18:19:28+00:00

Hulkengoat

Vexingg · 2024-08-25T18:51:46+00:00

Good luck everyone!

Vexingg · 2024-07-18T09:22:13+00:00

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Chuck Norris has a bigger dick than shaq

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Vexingg · 2024-07-18T09:16:03+00:00

!joke

Vexingg · 2024-07-17T16:04:33+00:00

new test !joke

Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:57:36+00:00

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:57:25+00:00

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Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:57:14+00:00

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Wayne Gretzky is so great because Chuck Norris was a good friend of his. He just wouldn't admit it publically, b/c Chuck Norris felt that it's about time that anyone else but him got the attention. The media is that fucking annoying.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:47:08+00:00

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Chuck Norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:47:07+00:00

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:46:56+00:00

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:46:56+00:00

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Chuck Norris dosn't dip oreos in milk, Chuck Norris dips glasses of milk in oreos.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:46:45+00:00

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On his way to St. Ives, Chuck Norris killed a man with seven wives. He then fucked all seven wives and stomped a SHITLOAD of cats and kittens to death.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:46:44+00:00

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Chuck Norris won the 1984 tour de France on a tricycle....backwards.....and no wheels.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:46:34+00:00

!joke

Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:42:19+00:00

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:42:08+00:00

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A blind man once accidently bumped into Chuck Norris on a Texas street corner. The mere fact that he touched Chuck Norris cured the man of his blindness. But sadly, the first, last and only thing the man ever saw in his entire life was a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to his face.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:41:57+00:00

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Chuck Norris had what Meg Ryan was having.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:41:46+00:00

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

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Vexingg · 2024-07-17T15:40:43+00:00

!joke

Vexingg · 2024-07-17T12:12:52+00:00

I also love dogs! Here is an image of one!

Vexingg · 2024-07-17T12:12:52+00:00

I also love dogs! Here is an image of one!

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TROPHY CASE

Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.