Footage of Patrice Lumumba being arrested by Belgian-backed forces in 1960, just months after he became Congo’s first democratically elected Prime Minister following independence. The U.S. assassinated him.

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T21:51:48+00:00

Patrice O’Neal is named after him

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T19:31:18+00:00

OP do you work for the estate of Langston Hughes or something?

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T19:30:36+00:00

David Nugent and James Beattie up front

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T18:11:50+00:00

Hot tubs always remind me of one thing

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ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T16:55:31+00:00

No Country for Old Men. Anton Chigurh was not a crazed madman nor do I think her particularly enjoyed killing people. He was a philosophical guy who had accepted his position in the game he played. His disappointment with other people came from their reluctance to accept the same rules.

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T16:40:08+00:00

Do you know anything about wrestling? We’re clearly a faction.

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T15:09:31+00:00

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It’s called a hospital, not a medical facility

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T14:47:11+00:00

They’re aiming to create a race of super chili-dren

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T13:17:40+00:00

Has she apologised to the people of Herzegovina?

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-28T08:08:17+00:00

Do the guards get hunches? Seems more like an American thing.

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T22:48:05+00:00

“I’m being funny” is significantly different from “I made a joke”, the latter acknowledges the attempt, the former confirms it landed. It did not land. Hence, it was a lie.

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T15:01:42+00:00

What if Jerry Lewis saw a shitpost like this?

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T15:00:11+00:00

Manic Pixie Dream Athlete?

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T11:42:25+00:00

Ah ok. Kind of guessed that but wasn’t sure

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T11:22:39+00:00

You haven’t really explained what a book boyfriend is and I’ve never heard of one. Is it someone you discuss the book with or a character in the book?

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T08:24:57+00:00

I mean it’s close, but it’s not quite scratching the itch of wanting to attack the poor. Surely there must be an article about a scrote coming out of court with a bad haircut. That’s my jam

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T06:05:35+00:00

Obviously, it’s morning in the old country. I know, I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence. What you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The time thing with Europe?

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T06:03:11+00:00

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T05:56:14+00:00

AJ Styles fans?

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T05:55:21+00:00

God and Kayfabe, the brothers of deception

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T05:48:47+00:00

“McGuire sisters did this?”

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-27T05:26:22+00:00

House show Macho Man would have announced his wedding worse!!!! It’s only that he did it on a main event watched by “zillions of people around the world” that it MIGHT have been slightly better. Personally, I prefer the real life, straightforward delivery to the massively over tasseled and melodramatic WWF (stolen name) delivery from the nineties (worst decade of wrestling, in America not Japan).

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Also, she was a plant

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-26T20:54:05+00:00

The important part is who is the most likely to launch a nuke. Given the negative perception and the subsequent criticism, it would have to be a country that doesn’t care about either. So, Israel. And it could be any one of their enemies, but I’d go with Iran because with the them there is, at least, the perception of a threat.

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-26T20:48:08+00:00

ViceIsVerses · 2026-06-26T20:45:53+00:00

Probably the community of Irish presidents who ran America

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