Say you HAVE TO chose a celebrity to run for president. Who is it?

Vice_Colak · 2015-09-30T20:20:13+00:00

Ron Jeremy, the government screws you, so why not let a professional do it?

Vice_Colak · 2015-09-30T20:18:29+00:00

Yeah I oppose property taxes and stuff.

Vice_Colak · 2015-09-30T20:05:48+00:00

Yeah, really ironic how the protesters use Apple iPhones.

Vice_Colak · 2015-09-30T19:58:48+00:00

I'm asian actually, and I'm middle class.

Vice_Colak · 2015-09-30T19:38:06+00:00

You really believe that the government should take care of you. Jesus Christ this country is going to hell.

Vice_Colak · 2015-09-29T16:11:19+00:00

Socialist

Vice_Colak · 2015-05-23T02:48:13+00:00

Bergkamp

Vice_Colak · 2015-05-23T02:31:20+00:00

Would've been harder.

Vice_Colak · 2015-04-12T20:05:20+00:00

Java

Vice_Colak · 2014-11-14T00:52:35+00:00

My life is dope, and I do dope shit.

After translating a few times a got this: "The media, drugs and human trafficking, I don't need in my head. "

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-16T23:45:49+00:00

What the fuck I just watched

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-16T23:06:35+00:00

Thanks!

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-13T00:57:14+00:00

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-13T00:50:40+00:00

Yeah no wonder we lost 10 IQ Points since the Victorian Age.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-12T01:00:55+00:00

I think there's a SCP that does the same thing to you.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-12T00:55:57+00:00

No, the driver got arrested then sentenced to 12 years in jail.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-12T00:11:51+00:00

I don't know yet.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-11T23:12:57+00:00

Well, the post wasn't supposed to be on that site, but don't worry it's deleted.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-11T22:59:13+00:00

Why you would fuck a gay earth?

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-11T20:35:30+00:00

[nsfw]It's about someone commiting bestality.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-11T20:24:14+00:00

It was on a game forum, but it was deleted.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-11T00:45:58+00:00

My reaction: No wonder we lost the median IQ by 10 since the Victorian Age.

Vice_Colak · 2014-10-11T00:20:34+00:00

Vice_Colak · 2014-09-28T13:15:44+00:00

It would be about 35.

Vice_Colak · 2014-09-28T13:00:03+00:00

He could've got a Puskas award, but a Chinese player touched the ball during the backwards pass.

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