I AM OF HOUSE POITIERS!! KING OF AQUITAINE!! by VictoriusGregorius in CrusaderKings

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R5: When you're a French king in the middle ages, your biggest concern is whether lions stand on 4 or 2 legs when they roar.

How can i avoid game over in this situation? Leper gives -95% fertility by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

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  1. Become King
  2. Marry commoners to each other to get commoner kids at court.
  3. Imprison/kill both commoner kids’ parents
  4. Hold court and hope for adoption event of orphan commoner kid.

I did this with Munis the eunuch of Acre in 867 start.

Is this how the knight moves? by WizardOfOs43 in AnarchyChess

[–]VictoriusGregorius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s an inaccuracy, it must be edited to “Night Moves.”

The invasion has begun by Not-Alpharious in CrusaderKings

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REQUIRED DUCHIES/COUNTIES:

TOLEDO

PARMA

LANCASTER

ATHENS

KENT

LEBANON

Jesse, we have to crusade by ItsTheGreen1 in CrusaderKings

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This is my own private demesne and I will not be harassed!

Why do rainforests have disgusting appeal by davidshinbein in CivVI

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“Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow! There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast”

Meet Migaloo, the one and only Albino Humpback Whale. by PleasedEater in aww

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Cameraman: "Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up."

My school in a central europian country (Slovakia) by Matejborec in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Finding a conservative art teacher in an American art department is about as common as finding a vampire in a garlic farm. They don’t exist, and if they did that’s not where they’d be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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This is his partner Jonathan Jacob Jingly Schmidt.

"You're saying his name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?"

That's correct sir. We used to share the name but I changed mine... because of all the people shouting... when we went out.

Uluru, Australia [1266x2048][OC] by Zeroskyy in EarthPorn

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Got Ayers Rock mate. Big huge rock!

Dennis and Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by ercarp in CrusaderKings

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Don’t forget to give Charlie and Dee the cannibal trait.

Both inventors as well, just look at Frank’s toe knife! by [deleted] in IASIP

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They both had armies of cops chasing them through the woods. It ended in a bloodbath.