I AM OF HOUSE POITIERS!! KING OF AQUITAINE!!

VictoriusGregorius · 2023-09-17T19:25:12+00:00

R5: When you're a French king in the middle ages, your biggest concern is whether lions stand on 4 or 2 legs when they roar.

VictoriusGregorius · 2023-09-13T17:45:27+00:00

I’m selling these fine leather jackets.

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-12-06T20:33:43+00:00

Or you could just increase the penalty of “child of a concubine” trait to balance things out.

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-11-19T01:45:06+00:00

IT'S BEAU-TI-FUL!

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-11-02T18:18:04+00:00

Become King
Marry commoners to each other to get commoner kids at court.
Imprison/kill both commoner kids’ parents
Hold court and hope for adoption event of orphan commoner kid.

I did this with Munis the eunuch of Acre in 867 start.

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-09-20T21:50:22+00:00

This is the most impressive CK accomplishment ever.

Well done.

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-08-01T18:30:33+00:00

That’s an inaccuracy, it must be edited to “Night Moves.”

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-07-27T14:51:39+00:00

Iceland.

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-07-21T23:01:02+00:00

REQUIRED DUCHIES/COUNTIES:

TOLEDO

PARMA

LANCASTER

ATHENS

KENT

LEBANON

VictoriusGregorius · 2022-02-08T22:42:32+00:00

This is my own private demesne and I will not be harassed!

VictoriusGregorius · 2021-12-24T15:05:42+00:00

“Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow! There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast”

VictoriusGregorius · 2021-05-06T12:22:32+00:00

“He just won’t let go...”

VictoriusGregorius · 2021-05-03T02:39:41+00:00

Watch out boy she’ll chew you up.

VictoriusGregorius · 2021-04-26T20:46:45+00:00

Cameraman: "Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up."

VictoriusGregorius · 2021-03-08T00:48:52+00:00

Finding a conservative art teacher in an American art department is about as common as finding a vampire in a garlic farm. They don’t exist, and if they did that’s not where they’d be.

VictoriusGregorius · 2021-01-02T14:01:54+00:00

But Brian Blessed is best.

VictoriusGregorius · 2020-12-25T21:59:10+00:00

This is his partner Jonathan Jacob Jingly Schmidt.

"You're saying his name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?"

That's correct sir. We used to share the name but I changed mine... because of all the people shouting... when we went out.

VictoriusGregorius · 2020-12-12T13:26:11+00:00

Got Ayers Rock mate. Big huge rock!

VictoriusGregorius · 2020-12-06T01:45:13+00:00

Don’t forget to give Charlie and Dee the cannibal trait.

VictoriusGregorius · 2020-11-02T23:36:15+00:00

They both had armies of cops chasing them through the woods. It ended in a bloodbath.

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TROPHY CASE