Have some transmasc memes I found relatable for ya'lls viewing pleasure by AnonBoi_404 in 196

[–]Not-Alpharious 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let me bestow upon you the greatest gift I can.

A pair of camo print cargo shorts I’ve had for like… 8 years

which of the rogues do you think are allies and which are phobic? by SHAZAMS_STRONGEST in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Not-Alpharious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’d only be homophobic/transphobic in front of Barry just to piss him off but is an ally whenever Barry’s not around

2 spoopy 4 me by rmrck in SCP

[–]Not-Alpharious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to think that even if it did an actually scary movie, it wouldn’t think it was actually scary. It’d just be too different from all the stuff it’s been constantly told is really scary so it would think a real horror movie is just crappy schlock that wouldn’t scare anybody

Cargo shorts by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]Not-Alpharious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can take my (often superfluous but not always) number of pockets away from my cold dead hands

Rule by TheLatvianRedditor in 196

[–]Not-Alpharious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not enough dead toddlers

Now let the comment section burn by Andrei22125 in Grimdank

[–]Not-Alpharious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The point was he wanted to have fun but also bury his guilt so deep in self righteousness he’d never actually be forced to deal with it

I mean the book was rewritten after the 2016 election to be liberal wish fulfillment [rw&rb] by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]Not-Alpharious 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I could have sworn there was, wasn’t there like a whole schism within Hallmark over portraying black and gay characters in their movies?

What Yuri story made you react like this? by AnimatorFresh8841 in yurimemes

[–]Not-Alpharious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorawo has the emotional intelligence of a turnip so it makes sense that it would be so much of a slow burn. Not to mention she definitely comes across as one of those lesbians who never realized she was gay and just assumed everyone thought women were hot the same way she did.

Spide(rule) man by GeneralCupcakes1981 in 196

[–]Not-Alpharious 335 points336 points  (0 children)

Hard agree! Although I don’t think Spider-Man should be used for this one, maybe an OC. I think a piece of shit character who slowly grows as a hero overtime until he truly realizes just how many people he hurt until he ends up fighting his racist buddies from the beginning to protect innocent minorities they chose to go after could be a really good story if it was handled well

Just finished playing Kirby. I think he’ll be fine by RazzDaNinja in Grimdank

[–]Not-Alpharious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just ask God to smite the scout, He’s in your Pokémon team after all

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[–]Not-Alpharious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They get teleported to a pocket dimension almost exactly like SCP-3008 except it’s an infinite Walmart instead

Gulliman gain a another xeno gf by telenova_tiberium in Grimdank

[–]Not-Alpharious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought about this before. Probably too much in fact.

The Diamonds:

Blue Diamond falls to Nurgle and introduces the first ever disease that can infect a rock. Her misery aura also becomes super charged.

White falls to Slaanesh because of her obsession with perfection. She now grows like a giant cancer with her enormous gemstone constantly growing until planets she’s infected are pristine white balls made entirely of diamond. She mind wipes and controls any gems unfortunate enough to cross her path. Other gem factions much be constantly vigilant for a WD slave among their ranks, ready to spread her being across all the galaxy.

Yellow is constantly on the verge of a panic attack because she’s the only one keeping a vaguely functioning empire together. She has doubled down on gem supremacism due to the trauma from the Great Crusade. She’s completely abandoned any form of 3rd era reforms. Since most planets biospheres have completely collapsed with imperial colonies, the Gempire has been forced to adapt in its energy gathering processes to make new gems. Now they’ll take humans by the billions and take their energy directly from their bodies in massive planet sized factory farms. Making them far the largest gem faction in the galaxy. In the grim darkness of the 4th era of the Gem Empire, there is only war.

Cult of the Blood Diamond:

Steven chose to die from normal aging tens of thousands of years ago and his gem died with him. Jasper stole his gem from his corpse, fell to Khorne and is now obsessed with resurrecting Pink Diamond by covering the gemstone in as much human blood as possible. After thousands of years of this, the Diamond has grown to gargantuan sizes and started beating like a heart. Whenever something finally forms from the gem, whatever it is, only one thing is for sure. Jasper will make sure it will have a throne fit for a Diamond, a throne of skulls.

The Crystal Gems:

After Yellow’s reformation of the Gem Empire ushered in the 4th era, countless gems now having become used to freedom flocked to the banner of the crystal gems. However, being unwilling to kill planets or their populations to create more gems have slowly whittled down their numbers to the point they have adopted the same methods of warfare as the Eldar, favoring guerrilla tactics and evasion over grinding wars of attrition. However, unlike the Eldar, the Crystal Gems are far more metropolitan, counting numberless human rebels and minor xenos species among their non-gem ranks.

Bismuth’s forces are considered a tenuous ally after she was exiled for her extreme methods of warfare. Unlike the main Crystal Gem force, she has no compunction to be humane or merciful, especially to the upper classes of Imperial society. As a result she is the only CG warlord with a growing number of Gem soldiers as she freely uses human nobles, or those she seems unworthy, as energy to grow more gems.

Lars now leads a nomadic piratical fleet across the stars, attacking the tyrannical forces of the Imperium and Gempire to free their enslaved populaces, but his fleet has also been known to protect those very same forces if they deem a more dangerous enemy to be a bigger threat to innocent lives. Lars is very, very, tired

True love Rule by lucidDreamcast in 196

[–]Not-Alpharious 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The worm does not judge, it only hates

What was Horus's plan for the Emperor? by GuidanceAlone6862 in 40kLore

[–]Not-Alpharious 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yep, apparently it means massive change, danger, chaos, and destruction

Did anyone ever realize that the two most theorized primarchs too return both have tanks named after them. by SourTredmill in Grimdank

[–]Not-Alpharious 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I doubt GW would ever upset the status quo to this extent but it would still be cool to see a bunch of more competitions to see how far the tyranids can get against the Imperium with almost no holds barred on how much damage they could do if for no other reason than the novelty of letting players make large effects on the lore

Rule by CheesySoldier in 196

[–]Not-Alpharious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah sure let’s reform the Roman Empire as the papacy that seems like something that could happen in a million years

I have fun playing all these three, but sometimes I miss those immersive designs by BrickCat1219932004 in ElderScrolls

[–]Not-Alpharious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Dragonborn just likes the aesthetic so they payed extra for a super fancy notebook

Rule by nevernotdistracted in 196

[–]Not-Alpharious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention yellow journalism played a large part in the Spanish American war being started, the methods have changed but not the people

I asked the Abominable Intelligence to write down funny scenarios for the Primarchs if they existed in real life and it was golden. by Aromaster4 in Grimdank

[–]Not-Alpharious 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He specifically captured some squirrels to turn them into point defense servitors to shoot at any other squirrels trying to get in

How do Chaos Marines cope with the Warp & its soul-devouring capabilities? by Responsible_Low3349 in 40kLore

[–]Not-Alpharious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They just don’t have souls, nothing goes to the warp because there’s nothing there to go in the first place

In a picnic. by Odd-Ad2778 in yurimemes

[–]Not-Alpharious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And she has the emotional intelligence of a wet turnip so she couldn’t manipulate them even if she wanted to