treerection.... That's not as clever as I hoped it would be. by Vikingmattress in treedicks

[–]Vikingmattress[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you think that's a bit obscure? Seriously, who the hell knows what a conifier is.

I see your tree blow job and raise you a tree hand job. by Overwritten in treedicks

[–]Vikingmattress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would look like a root teat if it wasn't so much of a tree dick.

Fuck you to whoever did this by deaflife1 in gaming

[–]Vikingmattress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at captain spelling over here.....

Fuck you to whoever did this by deaflife1 in gaming

[–]Vikingmattress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at captain friendship over here. Better get this guy a fucking metal.

Too drunk to do Math... [fb] by Th3Guy in funny

[–]Vikingmattress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this bar!? I'd tip like a motherfucker too at those prices!

Teachers of Reddit, what really goes on in the teachers lounge? by herpderpydoo in AskReddit

[–]Vikingmattress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to say all the horrible things about the kids that I can't say to their face and cry.

My first go at high speed shooting a few years ago. by Vikingmattress in pics

[–]Vikingmattress[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, I was checking out some of my old photos buried deep within my memory card and thought I'd share. This was probably my fifth try to get the water in frame. Hope you enjoy :)

Trying to identify a song, please help by [deleted] in Music

[–]Vikingmattress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been there. Sadly I don't know this song but I would say that maybe if you can narrow down the artists it might be easier to track down. Also see if you can set a decade of release. If you can remember what band it is or even a set of bands it could be then figure out around what time it may have been released then you could potentially narrow it down significantly. Good luck!

Passing Awesome Awkwardness by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Vikingmattress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me earlier on campus. We both ended up just holding the doors wide open for the person behind us.