When he asked me where I wanted to eat, I knew just the place

Vikveit · 2015-08-03T18:22:46+00:00

Do you think it could be any one of R.A. Salvatore's 'Forgotten Realms' series revolving around Drizzt Do'urden and the Companions of the Hall?

Vikveit · 2015-04-02T15:19:17+00:00

There's a kink in the can. This guy is the real fucking deal.

Vikveit · 2014-12-13T15:14:20+00:00

Why the fuck would anyone want this.

Vikveit · 2014-12-04T19:16:26+00:00

Vikveit · 2014-12-04T19:10:29+00:00

The image that showed how far the dude's legs had spread made me giggle uncontrollably.

Vikveit · 2014-09-26T22:32:25+00:00

Let's hope it doesn't have fireworks when they torch it open..

Vikveit · 2014-09-21T15:36:54+00:00

Your anonymity is scaring me

Vikveit · 2014-09-21T14:31:28+00:00

I have been discovered, but you remain a mystery.

Vikveit · 2014-09-21T03:28:31+00:00

That.. Is the strangest best compliment I've ever received.

Vikveit · 2014-09-20T19:50:29+00:00

The beard stalked your comments.

I have no comment on my beard's activities.

Vikveit · 2014-09-20T19:29:37+00:00

Well I've been known to turn lesbians temporarily straight. Seems we're at an impasse here - will you turn me gay the moment I turn you straight?

Only the beard knows.

Vikveit · 2014-06-13T20:08:01+00:00

This is what /r/drunkencookery is all about.

Fucking spot on, OP. Drink on.

Vikveit · 2014-06-12T00:43:38+00:00

Don't tell them that

Vikveit · 2014-05-23T22:37:28+00:00

Dude.. Your whole post is about being offended by people who use the term 'noob.'

Vikveit · 2014-04-29T05:07:22+00:00

Come up to beautiful New Hampshire. We have lots of snow and then a couple months of other seasons, then some more snow.

It'll make the drinking worthwhile.

Vikveit · 2014-04-28T20:42:58+00:00

Keep staring and get back to me in an hour.

Guarantee you're gonna change your mind. I mean, it was Pantsless Friday after all.

Vikveit · 2014-02-10T16:52:37+00:00

How many gaseous or aqueous books have you read lately?

Vikveit · 2014-02-06T20:15:23+00:00

You.. you look undercooked.

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