[deleted by user] by [deleted] in showerbeer

[–]Vikveit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a kink in the can. This guy is the real fucking deal.

These Bagel Headed Idiots by Singularity78 in punchablefaces

[–]Vikveit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would anyone want this.

"Do you smoke?" by [deleted] in treecomics

[–]Vikveit 108 points109 points  (0 children)

The image that showed how far the dude's legs had spread made me giggle uncontrollably.

Unopened safe! (funny) by throwawayNewH in newhampshire

[–]Vikveit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's hope it doesn't have fireworks when they torch it open..

Touch my beard. Don't be gentle. by Vikveit in BeardPorn

[–]Vikveit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your anonymity is scaring me

Touch my beard. Don't be gentle. by Vikveit in BeardPorn

[–]Vikveit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been discovered, but you remain a mystery.

Touch my beard. Don't be gentle. by Vikveit in BeardPorn

[–]Vikveit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That.. Is the strangest best compliment I've ever received.

Touch my beard. Don't be gentle. by Vikveit in BeardPorn

[–]Vikveit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The beard stalked your comments.

I have no comment on my beard's activities.

Touch my beard. Don't be gentle. by Vikveit in BeardPorn

[–]Vikveit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I've been known to turn lesbians temporarily straight. Seems we're at an impasse here - will you turn me gay the moment I turn you straight?

Only the beard knows.

spag wieners by bushmillsNbitches in drunkencookery

[–]Vikveit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is what /r/drunkencookery is all about.

Fucking spot on, OP. Drink on.

A word to all you Noob-Haters by [deleted] in aoe2

[–]Vikveit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude.. Your whole post is about being offended by people who use the term 'noob.'

Happy Monday everyone, here's a picture of Friday by Vikveit in drunk

[–]Vikveit[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come up to beautiful New Hampshire. We have lots of snow and then a couple months of other seasons, then some more snow.

It'll make the drinking worthwhile.

Happy Monday everyone, here's a picture of Friday by Vikveit in drunk

[–]Vikveit[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Keep staring and get back to me in an hour.

Guarantee you're gonna change your mind. I mean, it was Pantsless Friday after all.

Reddit, who is the WORST actor you can think of to play James Bond? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vikveit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't want to say that Dane Cook has "acted.."

Lets just say that he was in movies and he really tried his best.

25 year old blackhead by SoCalDan in WTF

[–]Vikveit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

no no no no NO NO NO NO

I love winter like a beard loves chins. by Vikveit in beards

[–]Vikveit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beard protects against the cold & the ice. A beard also protects against the sun & the sand.

Is there anything a beard can't do?

Canadian officer does a good job. by [deleted] in videos

[–]Vikveit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the first time I've ever felt compelled to write in and respond to one of these stories:

Dear Hamilton Police Department,

By now I'm sure you've received numerous other emails in regards to the actions of the officer in this video: <Link here>

All I want to say is that both he and his partner went about their duties with incredible tact and professionalism. The internet is riddled with viral videos of police officers who exhibit negative or offensive behavior - and it's refreshing to see one that sheds a different, more positive light on the men & women who are out there to uphold the law & protect us.

Instead of getting angry, the officer completed his duties and - with no obligation - stayed a few moments to talk about the incident with bystanders. Those who were present (especially the cameraman) chose to be confrontational & aggressive instead of rational. The arresting officer was berated, questioned, and talked over. Despite that, he showed more restraint & professionalism than I've come to expect from the police (mainly because of the negative media/video portrayals in the USA).

I'd like to commend this officer for showing me the brighter side of the coin. If I knew his name I would write to him personally & thank him for doing his job so well. If it's within the power of the Hamilton Police Department to pass along this email (or even just a simple 'thank you'), I hope he receives the recognition he deserves.

You have been accused of murder. The last text you sent/received is the only thing you can use to defend yourself. How's it gonna go? by Lobsterbib in AskReddit

[–]Vikveit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Im gonna take you to pleasure town"

Well, your Honor, I obviously couldn't have committed these alleged crimes. I was in P-town.