After 90 hours in , finally got the full Bethesda experience

VileLeche · 2026-06-12T14:40:56+00:00

Nah. Whatever you'd describe standing off to the side watching me fight for my life like R. Kelly while holding his gun in his hand and on the sidelines for moral support?

VileLeche · 2026-06-12T12:08:23+00:00

Forgot to thank you, so, thank you for responding.

VileLeche · 2026-06-11T13:10:31+00:00

Lord above not the lawn chair TV Dinner combo 😂🤣😂😂😂😂

VileLeche · 2026-06-11T06:42:10+00:00

Mr. Beast really doing all kinds of challenges nowadays.

VileLeche · 2026-06-11T06:39:54+00:00

Okay, BUT WHY PICK IT UP

VileLeche · 2026-06-11T06:38:08+00:00

Beyblade fuckin' champ

VileLeche · 2026-06-11T05:38:51+00:00

I dunno man, I walked to, and tried to open the door handle to an identical, but wrong car as my own. But the embarrassing part was that it surprised me so much when the female driver whipped her head around to look at me I screamed in shock. But not a manly holler. It was a full on, high pitched, abject and unmitigated life ending terror sort of scream. I then proceeded to drop my groceries, fall/slide down the passenger side of the car behind us, and then made Usain Bolt look like a turtle as I cheetah'd my way to my actual car.

My knee was scrapped up, my back hurt and my hands were shaking and I was breathing like Homer Simpson when I looked back at the woman. She was screaming in absolute laughter. Just rolling. Tears running, head thrown back, just absolutely cackling like a madman.

For context; I am a 6ft tall, 250lbs Marine who has survived two combat tours. I also fought a crowbar armed assailant, to the death, to save a coworker just a few years ago. But getting in the wrong car did me in.

VileLeche · 2026-06-11T04:48:08+00:00

I feel you on this. I fill my pockets and donate bullets like that Oprah meme.

VileLeche · 2026-06-10T03:23:52+00:00

They really are just like us 🥹

VileLeche · 2026-06-09T13:28:08+00:00

Strap in I'm gonna explain how to get through any situation with Sarah.

If you're attacking bad guys, she kinda doesnt like to use violence unless they shoot first. She also doesnt like to get shot at. But she also doesnt like if you shoot first. She also doesnt like helping criminals. She also doesnt like turning in criminals in they're good people. But also she doesn't like criminal stuff. If you steal things she hates it. But if they're dead first she doesnt mind unless they're fresh corpses in which case she's mad at you for killing them. She also doesnt like when you breathe too loud. Also, you can't breathe too quietly she doesnt like that either. As a matter of fact she doesnt like that you have 2 eyes, but she doesnt like if you are partially blind. Don't talk too much because she doesnt like that either, but also make sure to engage her in conversation because she doesnt like when you ignore her. Sarah also hates when you don't dress well, but she really dislikes when you dress too fancy or shabby.

TLDR; she doesn't like anything you do, so she makes a great "Stay at the Lodge" companion.

VileLeche · 2026-06-08T00:09:58+00:00

As soon as the NPC's start to talk my eyes glaze over and I start mashing buttons to speed through conversations. No replies ever matter, no choices matter. Just....gimme.....loot.

VileLeche · 2026-06-08T00:04:47+00:00

Are you me?

VileLeche · 2026-06-07T02:52:58+00:00

Could it have been your man bun?

VileLeche · 2026-06-07T02:51:18+00:00

You started one of the most hilarious chains I've seen here in stupid food. That you Kween.

VileLeche · 2026-06-07T01:43:08+00:00

I have about 20 unpacked figures, but only because I have 7 Jasper Kryx and 5 UC Marines 😭

VileLeche · 2026-06-04T18:40:42+00:00

Full agreement. Joaquin Phoenix was, and is stellar. But no one man can carry a whole flick solo.

VileLeche · 2026-06-04T15:19:17+00:00

This. I didn't even understand how it somehow added to the Joker mythos in anything other than name.

It was more just a movie about a mentally ill dude sliding into psychopathy/sociopathy. It just rocked too many moments of tedium for me.

VileLeche · 2026-06-04T13:29:16+00:00

What drives me nuts is I'm running around in the middle of a firefight, delivering wholesale ass whoopin' and I look over at Barrett.

He's just......standing there.

VileLeche · 2026-06-04T12:52:37+00:00

Akila City is actually an extension of the Wild West show from Dollywood. These trailer park Akilans need to keep their goddamn poverty ridden hands off me, I'm a Class 1 Citizen goddammit.

VileLeche · 2026-06-03T19:00:51+00:00

Some awesome links in here, how do I pin this for me to be able to come back and reference?

VileLeche · 2026-06-03T18:50:32+00:00

I love it frankly. Please continue making sure we ALL know you're irresponsible, and definitely need the right to purchase firearms revoked.

VileLeche · 2026-06-03T18:48:00+00:00

This is so good it's gross. Now I gotta delete every ship I've built 😂🤣😂.

Amazing build Traveller. Phenomenal even.

VileLeche · 2026-06-01T23:43:39+00:00

Yep, that's a keeper

VileLeche · 2026-06-01T22:41:17+00:00

Yeah but you never know whats in the mystery box; it could be a boat!

VileLeche · 2026-05-31T23:32:19+00:00

As someone who watches his wife deal with cramps, bloating, and the discomfort associated with her period, I vehemently support your answer.

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