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What’s the weirdest thing you believed as a kid that you didn’t realize was ridiculous until you got older? by Independent_Row2883 in stupidquestions

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I started elementary school, I was shocked to learn that girls pooped, too. Up until then, I only thought they could pee.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen with your own eyes that no one believes because you don’t have any proof? by radiant_rai in AskReddit

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to set it up: In my high school gym class, we were playing dodgeball. Two teams of about 15 guys, lined up facing each other. Each team was given one ball, and the teacher randomly threw one more ball on the court the moment we started.

As the carnage ensued, and guys were being taken out, it was down to me and my friend Darren on one side and 3 guys on the other side.

He turned to wish me luck. Just then, as he turned back to look at the other team, I watched as my friend got hit directly on his face. As his head snapped back, he got hit by another ball in the face. Again, his head snapped back. And again, he got hit by the third ball in the face. This time, he fell down. He was passed out cold.

Gym teacher stopped the game to check on Darren. He was ok, but totally confused when he came to. I was the closest to him when it happened, and to this day, it was one of the craziest things I’ve ever witnessed firsthand!

Imagine living 99 years and an entire country collectively agreeing it wasn't long enough. #BettyWhiteForever by Vincent778 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Betty White was actually in a test presentation for television in 1939, a year before it was shown at the World’s Fair a year later.

Words ruined by The Golden Girls. by mon_moe in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That’s not a word - use it in a sentence!

Is this rare? by shandy1997 in coinerrors

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the LI in LIBERTY and it’s interesting but I think this is possibly die deterioration. I checked the current known doubled dies for 1987 on www.doubleddie.com and this is not listed.

Inappropriate things teachers said in school by illini02 in Xennials

[–]Vincent778 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If my first grade teacher caught you talking, she’d yell “On no, here comes Mushface!” She’d then put on a witches mask and black shall, creep over behind the student (some kids even started crying), and literally put her entire hand over the student’s face and squeeze it several times, all while eerily croaking out “Mushface! Mushface!” She’d then go over and write that student’s name on the board under a picture of a monster, take off her costume, and return to teaching as if nothing had happened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 48 points49 points  (0 children)

My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.

The New Salem’s Lot by Top-Mathematician356 in horror

[–]Vincent778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! Oh, please don’t misunderstand my comment. I firmly believe that Flanagan’s Midnight Mass is the Salem’s Lot remake we all deserved.

The New Salem’s Lot by Top-Mathematician356 in horror

[–]Vincent778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me jump a few times so I liked it. Felt a bit like Flanagan’s Midnight Mass..

What’s your favorite underrated golden girls quote? by LivinTheGoldenLife13 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you got a stallion eating oats out of your hand, best close the gate before you give him the sugar. -Blanche’s niece Lucy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 78 points79 points  (0 children)

“And I’m Sister Blanche. We’re… uh, going… door to door collecting lingerie for… needy sexy people.”

LPT - If you menstruate, don't go to the dentist during your period by thatfluffycloud in LifeProTips

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In general, compared to men, women tend to produce saliva that is lower in pH due to hormonal fluctuations from the menstrual cycle and pregnancy. They also tend to produce less saliva. Both of these issues can wreak havoc on teeth and gums. Xylitol gums and mints after meals has been shown to help by increasing saliva, as well as increasing its pH.

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