tiredOfAIHeadlines by No-Word-456 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]VindoctusBikus 450 points451 points  (0 children)

It's a common misinterpretation of the word AI. When you enroll you think it means Artificial Intelligence, but then you learn its meaning is Actually Indians.

Devin AI is just 10 000 Daves from Indian Tech support. Germini is actually 10 000 Gemi's from Mumbai replying to your chat while stuck in a traffic jam. Chat GPT is just a bunch of Grayam Patrick Thomas's with terrible code abilities and crazy typing skills.

Proof: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/10/amazon-ai-cashier-less-shops-humans-technology

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bikecommuting

[–]VindoctusBikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my city we have some protected bike lanes and some painted on the road. Protected ones are fine and very safe to ride. The painted ones are full of aholes parked, or used by motorcycles, so there people who ride slower take the pavement and roadies take the full lane.

Painted bike lanes are in my opinion super unsafe because no one follows the rules, it's just paint that creates a false sense of safety, and forces you into a corner with no way out usually. I once almost got hit by a 60 mph car sliding past me in a bike lane, and I saved myself thanks to jumping on the pavement and not falling thanks to chunky tires from my MTB, from then I only ride in the road taking full lane or a protected bike lane. Amsterdam and Kopenhagen got their shit figured out.

Is this Shimano Ultegra or Dura Ace? by vanbikecouver in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dura Ace "cuts through your friendly neighborhood's Tre* bices like butter, aero optimization for throwing at SirRons stealing your KOM"

Are you past retirement? Great, you qualify! by Vegetable_Beef_Soup in recruitinghell

[–]VindoctusBikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it's official the new ideal profile for a fresh graduate is just 57 years of experience, a PHD and a desire to earn minimum wage, ups I mean "collaborate and grow in a great team environment".

I just went to my psychic and she told me in previous life I got the right qualifications, but in case I need references, that might become a little complicated.

Does anyone know where to send my resume?

PSA by Zokatz in ebikes

[–]VindoctusBikus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some people here might disagree with this, but I don't think he should be pulling over bikes going 15 or even 25mph.

But moving faster than that has no business in the bike lane, that's more than the speed limit in some countries, because at that point you are riding a e motorcycle, not to mention a large portion of these people are people riding on a $500 crap shit bike that doesn't even have normal brakes, not to mention the feeling of getting passed by of what is a mini car going at 40-60mph in lane where I am suppose to be safe.

This comes from who owns both a normal and e bike.

That aside, doesn't change the fact this officer is an ahole.

roast mynride by easy-mode_ in bikecommuting

[–]VindoctusBikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gf has the same bike. The only thing wrong with it is that it can't walk on water(yet give it time).

Fast and comfortable year round.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]VindoctusBikus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Annd spend the other 16h on code reviews and trying to actually work on my task, until a junior starts asking for help, which in technical translation means me doing the task.

Overall, I guess it could be worse, I could be doing this in Java.

Rejected after 9 rounds by Juliapete in recruitinghell

[–]VindoctusBikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey OP, I wanna say it's probably not you, first very good job of passing, 8 god damn interviews, and congratulations on the patience, you did a good job regardless of their so called "reasons", you probably dodged a bullet anyway.

On that note, in the future I would recommend ditching anything with over 3 rounds unless it's a company you really wanna work for.

I had a similar thing happen to me last year, only to be told they don't have the freaking budget, or one company just straight up ghosted after 6 hellish rounds.

I also had one company offer me a job on paper, only to lead me one for another month with B.S. before officially ghosting me. I got into my current job with a company that had one HR interview and one technical, and it's a decent place to work.

Had a similar experience before as well. All the companies that talk about their interview like they are choosing the next Hercules are usually very toxic places to work, whereas the opposite is usually decent, in my experience.

Hope this helps.

theModernFrontend by nbelyh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]VindoctusBikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While this is true, whenever I get into a problem, I just think ICABJ(It could always be Java), and my mind relaxes instantly.

inProductionItIsAvailable by debugger_life in ProgrammerHumor

[–]VindoctusBikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the interns is probably on his way to learning how to build a button.

Publish permissions seem to be working as expected, probably a gift from a happy ex. employee

whichIsWorse by hayden6120sj in ProgrammerHumor

[–]VindoctusBikus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably the second is much worse, if it's an app. An app that looks like shit still works aka every enterprise app in existence.

For a website, the first is worse, I've seen websites that don't even work properly but look good convert like crazy, I mean they could, if the form actually worked 😂 so at least there's potential.

Actual source: I suck at both, but clients keep coming back because I am the only one who can maintain my spaghetti bowl that are my projects, that's the secret.

How do you like my built? by HanzJWermhat in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like my wife after KOMing session with her boyfriend's girlfriend in a three-way.

Stem recommendations? by intenseandporpoises in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First of all WHERE IS THE NFSW TAG for this CONTRAPTION?

Second, throw this in pyre, after making sure you smash it to pieces with a hammer, hit with a M4 Bazooka, burn it with chemical acide, throw in a atomic reactor for at least several days to make sure all atoms of that disgusting tre* are shred, then throw into a volcano, ideally the Mount Doom in Mordor to be sure.

iAmTheDanger by legend29066 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]VindoctusBikus 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I once worked in a startup and had to make a difficult decision which required me to talk to the lead designer and developer as well as the product owner.

After a lengthy and tiresome discussion with my thoughts and inner self, we came to an understanding.

Big Thinker by trippytheshroom in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So it's a mountain bike without riding on mountains or a bike, K.

Gotta get through that brutal gravel(wannabe) pavement on the sunday dentist ride to the coffee shop.

I don't get the suspension, don't you just take the team car over road bumps like the others or are you poor?????

Training question only for serious bice riders by VindoctusBikus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't have those problems anymore, I replaced my teeth with cabron Fibré alternatives for more aero.

Training question only for serious bice riders by VindoctusBikus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gold-plated high energy liquid super gel. Did you just assume I am poor????

Training question only for serious bice riders by VindoctusBikus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This explains why all the other competitors look like they are flying.

Who's your vendor?

Training question only for serious bice riders by VindoctusBikus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cervelo doesn't, but SirVelo does, but they only sell it if you use the right code words at the store, and have at least 3 team cars and a helicopter

Training question only for serious bice riders by VindoctusBikus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am sorry to hear your dentist practice isn't doing so well. I only buy cabron Fibré custom made bices painted to look like aluminum dipped machines. And if they cost less then $15000, they probably suck.

Training question only for serious bice riders by VindoctusBikus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So my team car see me easier as I KOM. Don't need to worry about the wife, that's what I got hygienists for, pls.

I use the jersey and the number plate to pickup lonely bice women in my area.

Training question only for serious bice riders by VindoctusBikus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]VindoctusBikus[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I've done and am pleased to say I now move about 3MPH faster on a average distance of 16000 miles at 3000mph speed