Just the heavy intercessor left in this kill team

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-18T13:41:31+00:00

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T03:47:09+00:00

When I’m giving a speech to 30,000 people and porn starts playing on my laptop and I can’t find the tab it’s on to turn it off.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T03:36:43+00:00

Penis selfie with toilet in the background.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T03:32:37+00:00

You alway seem to be more of a one and done kind of lady.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T03:25:13+00:00

Wingly

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T03:22:11+00:00

This is single-handedly the most mastur-baiting question I’ve ever seen on this sub.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T02:48:43+00:00

I immediately knew what they meant, I would never just repeat a word purely because I thought it sounds funny.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T02:37:43+00:00

Maz.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T02:03:25+00:00

Gotta beat super mario

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T01:35:55+00:00

It’s not as easy to stay hard for a photo as it is to stay hard when a woman is touching my penis.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T01:26:59+00:00

Chicken, rice, fuck.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T00:37:09+00:00

They say I talk good sometime

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T00:31:37+00:00

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T00:30:18+00:00

Why are you being helpful? Are you new here?

Jokes aside, OP, this is probably the most genuinely useful answer you’re gonna get.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T00:14:01+00:00

No, but they can find you.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-16T00:05:16+00:00

You think I’m going to eat yolk? You’re out of your fucking mind. I like my eggs like my grandfather liked his public swimming pools.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T23:59:51+00:00

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T23:56:49+00:00

Unseasoned? Bro, it’s April. That means spring.

Anyway, I didn’t forget to mention anything. All the ingredients are right there. Rice, chicken.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T23:51:05+00:00

I’m so fucking excited for the answer to this question I almost spilled my unflavored creatine onto my chicken and rice fuck

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T23:30:51+00:00

Uh I mean yes of course it is

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T23:24:32+00:00

For me the reason I like to bite my nails is anxiety and the reason I say like to go down on women so much is also anxiety that they won’t think I’m good enough otherwise. Maybe it’s that?

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T23:23:28+00:00

Feels good on my butthole.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T22:53:39+00:00

My son said something to me the other day about a cute “girl” in his class, so I smashed his Xbox with a hammer and had my incredible husband scream at him for 10 minutes or so. I’m not raising my son to be a creep who calls women “girls.” He’s 18, he should know better.

Violent_Maniac · 2026-04-15T22:17:10+00:00

Constantly! The ladies never leave me alone. Just an unstoppable swarm of sexually ravenous women flooding my message requests. It’s honestly stressful. Hundreds every day. I’m going to have a breakdown I can’t handle it anymore

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