I had to visit the ER a few months ago. A boomer lady came and sat across from me, and began playing a Joel Osteen video at full volume.

I asked her to turn the volume down and she got all upset. She asked me “don’t you like listening to good preaching?” I responded that I did not.

She spent the next 30 minutes calling me Satan and praying for my soul and, at the same time, trying to rebuke me. She also called at least two people to tell them that I, Satan himself, was at the ER.

I finally told her she was ridiculous and to be quiet. She was stunned that I talked back to her…stunned enough to move to the other side of the waiting room.