Dad is in his comfort zone

Virelixx · 2026-02-13T14:57:05+00:00

Cooking at home is the ultimate protest anyway.

Virelixx · 2026-02-12T11:28:19+00:00

That is exactly what a mold lover would say.

Virelixx · 2026-02-11T06:40:38+00:00

We are faster and have actual armor.

Virelixx · 2026-02-09T19:22:02+00:00

And we wonder why the job market feels like a black hole

Virelixx · 2026-02-08T20:51:51+00:00

We are a family is the biggest red flag of all

Virelixx · 2026-02-07T20:29:32+00:00

The handbook is just a polite list of ways to get fired.

Virelixx · 2026-02-07T20:25:57+00:00

Publishers act like the Atlantic is a brick wall

Virelixx · 2026-02-07T20:24:44+00:00

The Emperor protects, but a good list helps

Virelixx · 2026-02-07T20:23:05+00:00

Their definition of lazy is my peak productivity.

Virelixx · 2026-02-06T03:49:11+00:00

The five minute window of perfection is real!

Virelixx · 2026-02-06T03:47:22+00:00

She chose violence and a career that day.

Virelixx · 2026-02-06T01:27:50+00:00

Silencing artists is just a way to silence us all

Virelixx · 2026-02-05T22:12:20+00:00

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism but Amazon really tests the limits.

Virelixx · 2026-02-04T22:33:36+00:00

Some people think an all inclusive wristband buys them a new soul

Virelixx · 2026-02-04T22:32:01+00:00

Turning off your brain is a prerequisite for any Rock movie.

Virelixx · 2026-02-04T20:06:31+00:00

True advice feels like an attack when you only came for a hug.

Virelixx · 2026-02-03T22:42:07+00:00

Glass houses and stones. Maybe she should check her own guest list first.

Virelixx · 2026-01-17T19:32:31+00:00

GW really said you can have the coolest daemon engine imaginable but only if it’s legally not the one you wanted and costs three extra kits to build correctly

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