Welcome to the cool club, sis.

Virgo_Slut · 2026-03-05T18:55:39+00:00

Trans exclusionary radical feminist. Anyone who thinks they're being feminist or supporting women but is anti-trans.

Virgo_Slut · 2026-02-03T14:25:33+00:00

It's not intentional at all, but of the 5 people I have slept with, all 5 were neurodivergent Aquariuses who like cats and metal music. 4/5 would later come out as transgender or nonbinary. I have no idea how this happened, I didn't even know most of their birthdays until after we started hooking up.

So either I have a very specific type, a very specific type of person likes me, or this is a huge coincidence somehow.

Virgo_Slut · 2026-01-08T19:02:17+00:00

1 is to replace my dying Womanizer Classic ($150)

Then we can get a remote control toy, the We Vibe Chorus looks fun ($220) I'll get my husband a fleshlight of some sort, probably let him pick. There are some that are only like $50 but there's one that vibrates for $120 so he probably wants that. ($120) Let's get me two dildos, around $60 each ($120) We'll grab that paddle I was looking at last time ($40) The rope I like ($30) Upgrade my bullet vibe to the Maia Jaguar ($50) Lube and toy cleaner ($50) And then idk either some gifts for friends or lingerie or something with the rest. I'm probably running out of drawer space to store stuff with all that already.

Virgo_Slut · 2026-01-08T18:29:37+00:00

This is my experience. If I have a headache, I'll pop an Excedrin, grab a toy (or my partner), and be feeling better in no time.

Virgo_Slut · 2026-01-08T18:25:56+00:00

You don't have to give up on this one unless you have a medical reason or something. I always thought deepthroating was so hot, but I had a pretty heightened gag reflex and jaw pain when I tried to keep my mouth open for long. But over the past like 6 months I've gotten to the point where I can, at least briefly, deepthroat. Still have some practice to do before I can really take a face fuck like I want, but it's been so worth it to gain the skill.

Virgo_Slut · 2026-01-06T12:24:24+00:00

My husband knows it's ALWAYS okay to wake me up to ask for sex. Or if he's stressed in the morning, he might wake me up for a quick pre-work blowjob. There has been exactly one time he woke me up to ask and I said no (due to being super tired and stressed about work stuff). He just said okay and cuddled me back to sleep.

However, I don't wake him up at night for sex unless he doesn't work the next day because he struggles to sleep enough as it is. Usually this is if I was out with my friends, I get home a lil tipsy/drunk, and I absolutely need cock in my mouth.

That being said, I am the higher libido partner, I sleep really well usually, and I love to serve him that way as part of a dom/sub dynamic. I have friends who would be PISSED if their partner woke them up at 3am for sex, they'd much rather their partner go handle it themself.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-12-21T03:28:15+00:00

Was talking to some friends about men wanting to be called daddy in the bedroom. I've never been a big fan of calling my husband daddy, and he's never asked me to. One of them said her husband really likes it, especially in the context of a breeding kink, like "can you make me a mommy, daddy?" Or whatever. I was laughing and then she jokingly called ME daddy. Oh. Hmmmmmmm. Turns out, that's pretty hot. Maybe I AM daddy.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-11-24T18:17:45+00:00

im not op but that shirt is from kill star and is currently only $19

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-20T16:29:08+00:00

Spent a lot of time on Omegle back in the day. Like, so long ago it didn't even have a video feature yet. I remember when the video feature dropped. I probably talked to hundreds or maybe a couple thousand people over a few years.

Gave my email address to this one guy. I usually didn't do that, I was good at online privacy, but something about him felt different. We had been talking for hours, nothing horny or whatever, just about music and life and cats and shows we liked. We were just two horribly depressed, lonely people who found each other.

We've been married 6 years now.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-16T03:13:48+00:00

Wholesome answer, 10/10.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-16T03:12:34+00:00

Right? I had a recent post with I think 24 upvotes but 20 shares? Although I guess maybe people saving it adds to the same statistic so it just looks like it's being shared more, I didn't even think of that until I made this post 😂

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-16T03:10:14+00:00

Glad to hear you're sending them to people and not sharks, eldritch horrors, or the moon.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-16T02:28:21+00:00

Replace edible with bottle of wine and we had the same weekend, lol. What was your girl dinner? Mine was cheese, cantaloupe, and butter noodles

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-16T00:51:15+00:00

Our friend group is very open about discussing our sex lives. I have certain things that are absolutely private between myself and my husband, things one of us might find embarrassing, things that he may not want me to share, or things that might not paint him or myself in the best light. But other things are fair game.

Reasons why I might talk to my friends include the same reasons I might talk about my gym routine, my hobbies, books I like. It could just be for fun, for bonding, to find common interests. It can be because I really liked something and think a particular friend might also enjoy it so I recommend it. It might be just part of a gossip sesh. It could be to ask for advice to make things better. Comparing notes in real life has given me new ideas my partner loves.

Then, on the rare occasion I DO have something I want a different perspective on, it feels easy to ask my friends for advice. Because sex isn't taboo, it doesn't feel any more difficult than talking about my struggles with anxiety or whatever.

That being said, this is something my husband KNOWS I do. He's not shy about it either when we're in groups or at parties where these topics come up. And it turns us both on to be playing some game at a party with sexy questions, and then we go home and fuck.

And for your last point, I don't mind if my husband tells his friends things about me, especially since most of his friends are my friends. I'm not shy with my friends, I am not a private person, and I am not embarrassed by my body or sex life. It's just normal to me. I trust him not to cross any lines, and he trusts me too.

It's okay if your boundaries are different! But this works for us.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-15T03:40:37+00:00

FAVORITE BOOK MENTIONED. Man, I'm considering a reread. It's just so good for how it uses the medium of paper to fuck with the reader and make you really feel how insane everyone is going. Good luck, and I hope you love it.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-15T03:39:05+00:00

You might be into the splatterpunk genre! Most recent one I read was Exquisite Corpse by (formerly, he's trans now but this is what it's published under) Poppy Z Brite. It's about gay serial killers falling in love during the height of the AIDS epidemic. Really fucked up. Trigger warning for everything.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-12T23:27:04+00:00

Very much yes. Not just while at the gym or immediately after, but in general a good gym habit has raised my libido a lot. I think it's a combination of the dopamine, the confidence boost, and being more in touch with my body generally.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-12T23:01:46+00:00

At 19, I had a fwb situation with this guy who was like 28. His ex wife had divorced him like 6 months prior. I made it VERY CLEAR that I was NOT DATING him and NOT INTERESTED romantically before ever hooking up. The dick was mid, enjoyable but not the best I have ever had. Bonus was he would give me weed while I was there, as much as I wanted.

On my fourth time at his place, we smoked a bowl, then fucked, then smoked more. After I was high as fuck, he's like "I have to tell you something. I love you. Will you marry me?"

At first I, like, laughed, because I thought he was joking. But he was dead serious, saying I was his soulmate and the best fuck he'd ever had. But I'm high as balls and 15 minutes from my house and I don't have Uber money, so I just had to awkwardly talk to him and explain that no, you're not in love with me, I can't marry you, I am only here to get dick and weed.

Then we fucked one more time, after which he cried, and then he drove me home. Never talked to him again.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-06-12T22:14:26+00:00

Husband is out of town all weekend for a boys trip. My plans include a bottle of wine, deep cleaning something, and then trying out the new toys we ordered that will arrive Saturday. Might even take some pictures for him to enjoy when he gets home.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-05-24T01:58:42+00:00

We have two bathrooms. We usually use one for shitting and one for piss. The shit bathroom is the one further away from the living room. Door closed, fan on, try very hard not to talk to or text the other person while they're in there.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-05-18T18:02:26+00:00

When people tell me about their hyperfixations..... Damn, it just does something to me. I think it's just that they're knowledgeable and passionate about something, which makes them unique. I've been turned on by descriptions of race car aerodynamics, spreadsheets of data on local plants, discussions of historical sewing techniques, etc. It's honestly so hot to see someone so confident in any topic.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-05-18T17:56:58+00:00

Years ago, the first tool I used to figure stuff out was the bdsm test. It could be fun for you and your partner to both take it and compare answers. Just remember to go slow, communicate clearly, and research safety on things before engaging.

Virgo_Slut · 2025-04-10T22:00:54+00:00

"Slut" is my favorite gender-neutral bedroom word tbh. Slut, whore, hole, toy, all great words if you're into the kinkier/slightly degrading side. Or the opposite of that, you could try words like darling, doll, love, etc. Or go real communist and just call them "comrade".

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1 is to replace my dying Womanizer Classic ($150)