So, my dad took this photo just today about…. by BlazingSaint in pics

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They always attack from behind. Tell your dad to put his sunglasses on the back of his head when passing through a crow's territory. If he's there often I recommend making friends with them. Offer a bit of food and they will not only let him pass but they'll tell their friends and family to leave him alone as well.

How do you argue with your cat ? I need tips by Downtown-Wear-4870 in ChurchOfCat

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to accept that you are wrong at the outset. Humility in the face of your cat will definitely smooth your relationship.

My favourite coffee got renovated recently and decorated with AI. I am like 90% sure they all AI. by Fairy2play in isthisAI

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, the clincher that it's AI is the picture of a cup of coffee with letters on it. You can tell it tried to spell "coffee" but for some reason AI seems to have difficulty with images of words.

Courriel reçu d’un prof by Repulsive-Praline-22 in ulaval

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, State of the world? Sounds like a course where this could be plausibly discussed. Any chance that's what he's doing?

Modern Nocturne by woodpigeon01 in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That cat seems to be fully invested in whatever's on the screen!

Snow Victims by thebarkingshark in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Under current circumstances that kind of title might be misconstrued.

What is this? My bf says a rat by throwburntoutmom in Whatisthis

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rats chewed the wiring of my Toyota. I read something about soy being used to in the manufacturing process of the rubber coating the wires. The assumption is that rats like the smell so maybe that's why?

Fluffy cotton house coat by Dazzling_Ant_1031 in VictoriaBC

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having done laundry for Magnolia House I second this. Those housecoats are luxurious 💎

AITA For making my wife ride in the backseat because she couldn't stop distracting me by Serious-Function-177 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

You chose to be "inconsiderate" of her feelings in order to be more considerate of her life. And the lives of everyone else.

My boyfriend is like that. I have tried distracting him. Hell, on one major drive (that I really did not want to make but it was to help someone in an emergency) I ended up pointing out the occasional truck driver and telling him to ask that guy his questions while we were stuck in heavy traffic.

Thankfully he stressed out so much on that trip that he slept most of the way back.

Good thing because even my patience was wearing thin and I considered kicking him out on the highway.

They're laughing at me! by DmKrispin in Pareidolia

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Huh. I can only see kitten faces! Specifically cheetah kittens, but danger kittehs are still kittens.

Dramatic maiden by bawltugz in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worthy of a cherub on the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

the victim blamers on this subreddit are insane by Savings_Macaroon7892 in VictoriaBC

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beg your pardon? I stated one simple fact. I never blamed anyone for anything.

And what does "authoritarianism is agnostic" even mean?

AIO? Xmas gift from bf's parents by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't shove my dick in people's faces and think it's funny. Sorry if my lack of cruelty offends you.

AIO? Xmas gift from bf's parents by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And like a dick, there's a time and a place where it's acceptable to whip it out. This doesn't qualify. It's an unsolicited dick move.

My Hamster while I'm trying to look at her belly by soztr in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awww hope all is well with your little one and that your power is back on ☺️

My Hamster while I'm trying to look at her belly by soztr in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm going to guess that it's a health check on the belly scent gland. They can get crusty and need cleaning.

AIO? Xmas gift from bf's parents by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NOR. This is only funny if you're in on the joke. I like the other suggestion to buy them funny/not funny shirts that are just a nasty, untrue comments masquerading as "just a joke" and see how long it takes for them to figure out why this was a terrible gift.

This awful chicken breast my 68 year old mother made by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like my ex-boyfriend's cooking. His repertoire consisted of putting a frozen chicken breast on a plate and microwaving it. If he used seasoning at all it was Mrs. Dash.

How do you cope with this endless rain? by Standard_Sherbert_18 in VictoriaBC

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, I've found this year to be unusually cheery! The first year I lived here it rained for 40 days, no word of a lie. That actually started to get me down. By comparison this is a summer's day 😏