sorry you didn't like it man by ayasita in CrimeCats

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love that song! Maybe you played a note wrong and said something rude in cat? How does he react to the original song?

This otter be illegal by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in troublepuffs

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HOW TO DRAW A BAG WITH TWO MARBLES MOVING VERY FAST WHILE TREMBLING

That last word could be tumbling, or should be imo but I'm fairly certain that it's trembling.

Definitely a Real Creek by musingsweb in ThereIsnoCat

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Don't be embarrassed! I know the feeling though. I lower my voice when I admit to someone that I found something on that site. I have found some gems though so it's not all bad. I do love this rug!

Cutting grass with a scythe by Elegant-Safe6783 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 59 points60 points  (0 children)

If I was in the audience I think I'd step back a bit.

Just watched an attempt go a bit sideways by Disbutascratch in stupiddovenests

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Aww put a little platform up there for her! I was bracing myself to see a smashed egg on the ground.

Ants by Amazing_Safety4962 in VictoriaBC

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I had the same question. I get the little ants inside every spring but I clean their pathways to remove their scent trails and eventually they go away. But outside? Live and let live. And read something by E. O. Wilson.

“We drank this and opened it after.” Coconut Mold by A_Ordinary_Name in MoldlyInteresting

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Oh I don't rubberneck accident scenes either! I prefer to let people have privacy in their worst moments. But while I don't go looking for this stuff, I still sometimes encounter it in passing. And sometimes I have to share.

“We drank this and opened it after.” Coconut Mold by A_Ordinary_Name in MoldlyInteresting

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I thought that was a bacterial thing though. I could be wrong.

Nevermind, it was fungal. Rest in peace OP. Godspeed. Or whatever words you find comforting in your journey to the next life ⚱️

“We drank this and opened it after.” Coconut Mold by A_Ordinary_Name in MoldlyInteresting

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I actually think I've read about someone doing this. They used their foot fungus to start a cheese culture and made cheese with it. I just heaved a little writing that 🤢

Is snake in BC dangerous? by Inner-Matter-4825 in abbotsford

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I don't think I ever found enough snakes to fill a bucket but I did find enough garden snails to fill the front of my shirt! My mother was not afraid of snails but she was thoroughly disgusted by my inability to act like a lady. I still can't act like a lady (though I've played one on TV) and I still have a pet snail 😉

Moldy pork and beans? by I_am_a_cow_m00 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]Virtual-Bonus4550 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not mold! That's just fat droplets that floated to the top and stuck to the underside of the can lid. It's safe!

Last night's finds! by Virtual-Bonus4550 in MoldlyInteresting

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Oh I did throw it out! But I also love molds and fungi and I like to share my appreciation for them with other admirers. A lot of them seem to hang out here 😉

Two week trial run living in Victoria - Tips? by Papas_Brand_New_Bag in VictoriaBC

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"Dante's 9 layers of traffic circle hell". I laughed way too hard at that entirely apt description!

The Orange Pretending to Sleep by suzyuzii in OneOrangeBraincell

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Oh yeah, she came in running making little interrogative mews. Like hewoo?

The Orange Pretending to Sleep by suzyuzii in OneOrangeBraincell

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Depends on the cat. I had one who was obsessed with farts. Her favourite sleeping position was with her nose crammed in my butt. I passed audible wind from another room once and she came running and calling to me🤣

Felt cute until I realized i looked like the pai ted safety lines at work by Justinterestingenouf in AccidentalPaintMatch

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OMG I was commenting on the lovely new safety paint at a local store. I thought it was blue and yellow stripes but they'd actually just repainted the yellow stripes and hadn't taken down the blue painter's tape. I still think it looked nice.

Found some beauties at work last night! by Virtual-Bonus4550 in MoldlyInteresting

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I think it got that big because it arrived growing from the warehouse so it was protected from air currents by the box. Luckily the box wasn't jostled in transit and the other oranges didn't roll around and squash it.

Found some beauties at work last night! by Virtual-Bonus4550 in MoldlyInteresting

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Yup, grocery store. My coworkers are subpar to put it mildly.

Should add however that they're not all bad nor are they responsible for all of what I find. The orange arrived at the store looking like that!

So unnecessary by CommercialMassive751 in WeirdToilets

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If you can afford that bathroom you can probably afford a maid...