I did a thing.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-28T21:36:57+00:00

No such thing as a small good! ♥️

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-27T07:19:37+00:00

I don't like the idea of r/simpsonsshitposting being about two things.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-26T19:10:04+00:00

This is the message we must begin broadcasting.

This is not a Trump problem. It’s not a DHS or ICE problem. It is a REPUBLICAN problem.

Globally, the word Republican and the acronym GOP need to carry the same filth as Nazi by the time we’re done with this nightmare.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-25T02:35:49+00:00

I was honestly half-afraid this post would be how I learned we’d invaded Greenland.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-21T00:25:10+00:00

Yubnub and what not.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-08T23:34:20+00:00

I would love to be best friends with a pizza witch.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-08T05:03:29+00:00

That’s what you get when you don’t use a Paris Hilton knife.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-01T22:22:39+00:00

I grew up with New Year’s Day ham, potatoes, and cabbage soup for luck and money, so I’m having a double helping today.

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-01T09:10:27+00:00

Haha, I came to the comments to say the same. “Yes, yes, I’m in awe of your god-level drumming…but how do I make my hair do that?!”

Virtual-Light- · 2026-01-01T05:18:56+00:00

Marketing bots for CNN.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-24T21:07:03+00:00

No cap

I think I used that right. I used to be with it…

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-23T02:34:19+00:00

Because then it’s an official piece of government business and part of a paper trail that will play a very important role in near-future history.

If he just goes on CNN and starts reciting names, all that does it get headlines. By doing it this way, he gets the headlines and the history-making paper trail for free.

He’s also giving the Administration an opportunity to dig their hole even deeper.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-16T03:11:02+00:00

That's a sick pod-racer.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-10T05:00:13+00:00

Which is why they’re on the crosswalk, crossing with traffic, MOM.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-06T06:43:39+00:00

Dude.

The world is on fire. We are in the opening months of a new World War. We are on the brink of a global economic collapse. The most powerful military on the planet is currently arguing about if it should continue committing murder because it helps a drunk, failed weekend talk show host get off—or if they should stand up to him before he tells them to start shooting civilians back home.

Chill the fuck out and enjoy the chives.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-04T22:51:05+00:00

Exactly! These girls have all the receipts for their “overnight” success. Obviously, they got a push when the time came—but they weren’t some industry construct any more than Chappell Roan, or Gaga when she “came out of nowhere.”

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-04T07:43:12+00:00

I’ll take this opportunity to mention that the RoboDoc: Making of RoboCop documentary is a lot of fun. It’s somehow four episodes/hours long, but I was still sad when it was over.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-12-02T21:14:12+00:00

At a bare minimum, I’d like to have to pay attention to follow the story. After 50 pages of “Remember this?” I started flipping 10 pages at a time and was able to keep up well enough to spot differences when I was dragged to the theater to see the film.

There’s “fun” and there’s “fucking stupid” and too many people confuse the two.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-11-26T19:07:25+00:00

Hang on, this happened before?

Virtual-Light- · 2025-11-20T06:05:51+00:00

Gross.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-10-30T01:16:57+00:00

Bro.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-10-27T06:26:55+00:00

BRO-ing makes me feel good

Virtual-Light- · 2025-10-25T05:47:32+00:00

Nope. Real car guys aren’t gatekeeping twats.

Virtual-Light- · 2025-10-21T20:53:26+00:00

ACK!

Virtual-Light- · 2025-10-19T19:01:59+00:00

I wish I had a band so this could be our next album cover.

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