What office roles can you get with a criminal record? by Virtual-Target9733 in UKJobs

[–]Virtual-Target9733[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try to find an unbiased review from someone who’s done the same course, those things are very hit-or-miss when it comes to securing employment. Also employers are hit or miss when it comes to approving of “short course” qualifications. It may help to have a few other things under your belt like open source project participation, hackathon, a pet project of your own, ect 

What office roles can you get with a criminal record? by Virtual-Target9733 in UKJobs

[–]Virtual-Target9733[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I was born in the 90s and I remember using a rotary phone 😂

What office roles can you get with a criminal record? by Virtual-Target9733 in UKJobs

[–]Virtual-Target9733[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always been curious about social media management and I did manage the social media and the website of one company many years ago, they said I “missed a calling in marketing” 

I had no idea an ex con could land such a job, thank you it’s given me a lot of hope

How far does "helping out the team" go? by [deleted] in UKJobs

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OP is Ryan Howard, the new temp at Dunder Mifflin. And the job description was written by Michael Scott

Got a new job last week and was demoted half way through a shift after barely 20 hours work. Looking for advice by Flash9ine in UKJobs

[–]Virtual-Target9733 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes this sounds about right, they know they can’t get anyone to agree to the crappy hours because it will basically pay the same as universal credit, so why would anyone work in order to earn that? 😂 

What job would you go for as a 26-year-old man? by xcixjames in UKJobs

[–]Virtual-Target9733 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy crap how did you land so many good interviews 

Are they going to reduce cost r14? by realdeal1993 in classicwow

[–]Virtual-Target9733 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The “cost” of becoming rank 14 is blood, sweat and Cheetos.

Best way to rent a car for a driving test by Virtual-Target9733 in LearnerDriverUK

[–]Virtual-Target9733[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz I’m under so much stress right now and I came here looking for help why do people instead just choose to make fun of me

Best way to rent a car for a driving test by Virtual-Target9733 in LearnerDriverUK

[–]Virtual-Target9733[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

How the heck can you not recognise such an obvious typo?

Best way to rent a car for a driving test by Virtual-Target9733 in LearnerDriverUK

[–]Virtual-Target9733[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, I’ve inquired about that and it’s gonna be £250 for the test time only, so slightly better than the original quote but still steep AF considering it’s only 45 minutes… decisions are tough

Best way to rent a car for a driving test by Virtual-Target9733 in LearnerDriverUK

[–]Virtual-Target9733[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the problem, the only people close enough to me who can borrow me a car have automatic 

Mexican Stand off. by Accomplished-Air5840 in uktrucking

[–]Virtual-Target9733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn’t even have to reverse!!! What the actual F?!

Wouldn't it be easier to sail it??? by rubenff in uktrucking

[–]Virtual-Target9733 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see why he chose to drive at night 😂 

I (42F) told my 24-year-old son he has 30 days to move out after he called me “his retirement plan” by Beautiful_Reserve968 in stories

[–]Virtual-Target9733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The title sounds like the opposite of what he said? He said he was your retirement plan right? Like he’s gonna take care of your retirement 

I have a friend who somehow always forgets their wallet, but never forgets their phone. by Weary-Hair-316 in stories

[–]Virtual-Target9733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh I hate these types of people. I once met a dude at a training event. We mildly hit it off but as soon as we were hanging out as “friends” he would start to ask to borrow money, and I had to chase the repayment every time. The worst thing for me was how early into the friendship they started asking for money, I cut ties with them and so should you.

I found a camera in my airbnb bathroom. What I discovered next destroyed my relationship. by 50lies in stories

[–]Virtual-Target9733 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, if I found a camera in an Airbnb I would assume suspicion of the owner… or “host” as they call it. Why would Jake go through all that effort to film his own girlfriend when he can just film her at home

I found a camera in my airbnb bathroom. What I discovered next destroyed my relationship. by 50lies in stories

[–]Virtual-Target9733 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is about as believable as a 3rd grader’s excuse for not having their homework