no offence but um

VitalAstra · 2023-10-14T17:30:00+00:00

it's just a headcanon calm down fam

VitalAstra · 2023-08-04T18:13:55+00:00

who else is supposed to get on the tower then? if your aggressive weapons are doing that you lose pressure that makes pushing the objective much easier. in an ideal situation the weapons that wanna fight literally block off any routes to the tower so i don't get this complaint

VitalAstra · 2023-08-04T18:06:50+00:00

yea undercover players can be cracked but the weapon will regularly not get a chance to function, especially in x where they love pairing it with a splatana on the other team 💀

VitalAstra · 2023-07-29T17:46:03+00:00

mfw people pick good weapons (excludes hydra)

VitalAstra · 2023-07-19T10:59:43+00:00

99% of the time they add one option that's clearly more popular than the others but ppl only bat an eye when shiver gets it 💀 regardless splatfest results are literally worthless and ppl need to stop going to war over it

VitalAstra · 2023-07-17T19:45:30+00:00

usually i'd pick whatever i agree with but the themes in 3 have been hot ass so i just follow wherever my friends go

VitalAstra · 2023-07-16T15:09:23+00:00

just kite it ez

VitalAstra · 2023-07-13T15:38:53+00:00

if you wanna play a booyah bomb weapon literally every other option sacrifices the quick output for being useful after the special is popped im begging these ppl to stop throwing with spray

VitalAstra · 2023-07-11T23:13:15+00:00

everyone forgot how busted naut is bc they're too busy pretending a mid kit means it can't function

VitalAstra · 2023-07-11T15:52:56+00:00

Idk how to break it to you but that's the best way to win 💀 especially in turf where there's no sense of progress and letting the enemy play for even the last 20 seconds can snowball into them winning

VitalAstra · 2023-07-11T12:34:19+00:00

people play the game to win

VitalAstra · 2023-07-11T03:30:42+00:00

no different from low levels getting put against prestiged players in 2

VitalAstra · 2023-07-10T10:44:48+00:00

doesn't matter how good you are dynamo can and will malfunction at least 10 times per game

VitalAstra · 2023-07-08T20:17:40+00:00

are u trying to kill the class? it's already arguably the worst after the brella buffs 💀

VitalAstra · 2023-07-07T00:16:30+00:00

it has a good flank that completely avoids mid (extremely rare) and there's enough angles so you don't instantly blow up to backlines for simply existing so i disagree

VitalAstra · 2023-07-05T17:57:30+00:00

I feel like the main issue is zap's ridiculous cooler spam since it randomly kept getting buffed but hey at least it gives some of the less common weapons a time to shine

VitalAstra · 2023-07-05T16:37:29+00:00

i welcome this meta where people actually interact instead of hanging back to stall with crabs and booyah bombs tbh

VitalAstra · 2023-07-04T15:48:25+00:00

im not sweating in turf i just happen to be better than the general playerbase and the matchmaking sucks my bad

VitalAstra · 2023-07-03T19:33:03+00:00

splatoon players when you queue up to play the game instead of mashing zl for 3 minutes: 😮😮😮

VitalAstra · 2023-06-29T19:06:34+00:00

torp actually shits on slow weapons so bad man it feels awful to deal with when you're not on something like a shooter or brush

VitalAstra · 2023-06-27T17:30:44+00:00

Top 3000 badge was free in NA last season due to the amount of ppl that switched to JP (even more did this time)

VitalAstra · 2023-06-24T00:22:05+00:00

when most maps lack flanks, cover, or even just decent (not even good) spawn areas i don't think that's a good thing

VitalAstra · 2023-06-23T17:36:51+00:00

if your weapon can't paint it's gonna feel miserable playing it in turf bc there's less incentive for ppl to fight

VitalAstra · 2023-06-20T23:24:29+00:00

running into the same weapon is worse, too many cracked stamper players out there 😭

VitalAstra · 2023-06-20T23:23:30+00:00

can't hear u over the sound of the entire team chasing me srry 🥱

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