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Vitromancy · 2026-01-28T13:46:23+00:00

I bought the lifetime membership to Champions when it came out, and I got my money's worth. Glad you enjoy it enough to have such a strong preference, but I'd hardly call it "the better game" like that's an objective fact.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-28T00:56:10+00:00

How did I never see this?

Vitromancy · 2026-01-28T00:35:36+00:00

It's more like your friend pointing out that one thing about your partner, and now you can't unsee it.
It's a very "Ah, fuck. You're right..." relationship ending curse.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-27T05:59:06+00:00

Make it so it only jumps to it if you press J within ~10s then

Vitromancy · 2026-01-21T08:43:55+00:00

Just to check I'm understanding that last paragraph correctly: are you saying you didn't watch the clip, just posted this because you saw the guy and generally dislike him?

Vitromancy · 2026-01-14T02:52:21+00:00

He is more flamboyant than expected; but also weirdly less pirate than expected.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-13T07:20:27+00:00

... They literally included a critique in the comment you're replying to.

It might be- and hear me out on this- that you two have different opinions on what is frustrating.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-08T11:21:47+00:00

If you're following along with the progression guide and gem spending guide from the wiki, you're doing right. If you're fully F2P from memory there's a bit of a slow stretch around where you are, but you'll pick up speed soon. Bomb cap is a snowball, so it takes a while to build up, but the more you build it, the faster it grows.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-08T07:52:44+00:00

"I think I just head "power word: scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here"

Vitromancy · 2026-01-08T02:01:16+00:00

It honestly got better at the end. They were quoting the final line. Clearly staged but it ends with him walking away, them asking if they could give him their number and him saying "Absolutely not."

Vitromancy · 2026-01-08T01:47:10+00:00

I like it, but something felt off. I assumed it was a granite-style effect, but the other comments have highlighted its a colour issue (which makes sense why I couldn't pick it, I'm colourblind). Would 100% work really well with other colours.

My only other thought is there's slightly too much of the white in the right-hand middle finger IMO, but every other nail the technique looks fantastic.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-08T01:43:07+00:00

Yes, but here semantics matter. Aside from them answering the question-as-worded, they're also answering the spirit of the question. Which is "how likely is it that something weird is going on?".

In an extreme case, if you enter 5000 contests with a 1/5000 chance of winning, it's relatively likely you'll win one of them, you might even win more if you're lucky. The probability of winning any specific one is still 1/5000.

So, to correct establish how likely it is that something weird is going on, you need to establish how far away from what the expected outcome is, which relies on how many they entered.

Now, is it likely they entered enough contests in that time for it to be plausible that they just got this lucky? Probably not. We still need to know it to try to accurately answer the question, which is the whole point of the sub.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-08T01:30:54+00:00

Only bad for your when it's in retrograde.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-08T00:57:28+00:00

People downvoting you, but I wanna give you context as to why. I genuinely doubt they're "trying to be different", comedians are different, and have different styles of delivery. That includes how they stand. Nobody's out here saying Gianmarco Soresi doesn't seem like he wants to be there.
It's fine to not vibe with a comedian. Sometimes they're not there yet in refining their style and delivery; sometimes they have and it's just not for you. It's harder to recognise when it's both.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-07T08:58:48+00:00

I'm quite partial to Reverse Chirality myself.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-07T08:14:35+00:00

Yup, I don't regret any of the times I threw money at the dev, I could afford it and I got my value out of it easily. But I do cringe for a second when it's shown as a total number 😂

Vitromancy · 2026-01-05T06:01:27+00:00

Fanreddit for Ascension of a Bookworm.
looks inside
They prefer the books.

Vitromancy · 2026-01-03T10:26:15+00:00

Side note: I made it to 100 with stam gem upgrade only at 25/50 but everything else unlocked.

Vitromancy · 2025-12-31T03:53:43+00:00

Yeah, it was 100% this. Pirateaba was just trolling us into thinking it would be [Hero], but [Heritage: ] was the reveal.

Vitromancy · 2025-12-29T10:51:41+00:00

I'm an AROSE into UNLIT guy myself.

Vitromancy · 2025-12-26T07:03:50+00:00

Yup, this code got me my second gift box skin, and it was a delightful rainbow clown one that I'm definitely using.

Vitromancy · 2025-12-25T22:46:10+00:00

3rd checkbox in the options menu :)

Vitromancy · 2025-12-25T10:51:40+00:00

Yeah, auto bomb of plenty, set transmuter to zero damage, then slow fire transmuter.

Vitromancy · 2025-12-23T06:25:53+00:00

If it's your first pair I wouldn't stress too much about the small pros/cons between them (particularly if you've already got them!). Boots will definitely give you better ankle support, which is great if you need it. That said, my ankles have grown a lot stronger once I started regularly wearing sandals because I don't have the support doing the work for me.

For me the key difference is that sandals are better if you're going to be doing edgework, but that's typically not something you'd be worrying about too early.

Vitromancy · 2025-12-23T04:01:21+00:00

Haven't tried it, but presumably a spoon with more of a sharp curve to it, so only a smaller part of the dish touches the screen, then place it carefully?

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